text; un: warden

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how do you do magic if you're not a mage

fake magic for not mages?

where do you buy meat for dogs

[These are not, in fact, incorrectly-aimed omni searches, this is simply how local not-a-mage Carver Hawke chooses to communicate. He has all the grace and poise of a preteen trying to google puberty, when it comes to Doing a Magic, but he also doesn't know how to be anonymous, so here he is.

Also if you've ever received a message from a one Palamedes Sextus and are wondering what's up with this severely different un: warden post, oopsie doodle? The click-through userid is different, if you make the effort to check.]

Comments

[dohaeris]

They worship the Patron Pthumerians. They're all different. I think they put on the festivals at the boardwalk. I don't really know very much about it. They say they're not scholars, and don't seek to understand. Some of them are kind enough; many of them are very comfortable handing out cursed foods. Some of them can be prissy and smug, and some of them seem completely mad.

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but you like the mages more than them. is that it?

what kind of cursed food

[dohaeris]

Disciples can be mages, too. I just think that it's more useful to study the Pthumerians than worship them.

For what it's worth, I'm an Architect.

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oh. not really my scene

you build stuff?

[dohaeris]

I make clothes and a little bloodstone. They call anyone who makes anything an Architect here, even the farmers.

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doesn't make sense to me

[dohaeris]

Very much doesn't make sense to me, but I've found there is very little I can do about it.

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what, the fancy school doesn't help with that? shocking

[dohaeris]

It does help me to remember all of the nonsense.