text; un: warden

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how do you do magic if you're not a mage

fake magic for not mages?

where do you buy meat for dogs

[These are not, in fact, incorrectly-aimed omni searches, this is simply how local not-a-mage Carver Hawke chooses to communicate. He has all the grace and poise of a preteen trying to google puberty, when it comes to Doing a Magic, but he also doesn't know how to be anonymous, so here he is.

Also if you've ever received a message from a one Palamedes Sextus and are wondering what's up with this severely different un: warden post, oopsie doodle? The click-through userid is different, if you make the effort to check.]

Comments

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Humor me, as a fellow nonsensical man apparently wasting his time on this message system. What is the question? That you wish to learn magic but then claim not to be a magician?

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it's where do i buy meat for dogs, can't you read

i'm not a mage. i want to stop doing magic. if i can't stop it then i want somebody to tell me how to do it right and i'll stop it myself