text; un: warden

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how do you do magic if you're not a mage

fake magic for not mages?

where do you buy meat for dogs

[These are not, in fact, incorrectly-aimed omni searches, this is simply how local not-a-mage Carver Hawke chooses to communicate. He has all the grace and poise of a preteen trying to google puberty, when it comes to Doing a Magic, but he also doesn't know how to be anonymous, so here he is.

Also if you've ever received a message from a one Palamedes Sextus and are wondering what's up with this severely different un: warden post, oopsie doodle? The click-through userid is different, if you make the effort to check.]

Comments

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old lady dragons like to boss people around. and it's dangerous for kids

isn't being a duck only sometimes [maker.] magic, or something?

[schoolingfish]

oh. are you sure? i mean, i'm sure old dragon ladies have kids and grandkids, too, and they aren't dangerous to them. and my mom always said humans were dangerous, and everyone i've met here is nice.

and it is magic, yeah.

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i'm pretty sure you can't trust anybody who shows up and starts asking for favors, yeah. including human old ladies. or old ladies with grandkids

so a duck could magically turn into a dragon, is what we're saying

[schoolingfish]

i don't think people are necessarily bad just because they ask for favors

maybe they just need help.

oh...i guess you're right about that duck/dragon thing, though.