text; un: warden

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how do you do magic if you're not a mage

fake magic for not mages?

where do you buy meat for dogs

[These are not, in fact, incorrectly-aimed omni searches, this is simply how local not-a-mage Carver Hawke chooses to communicate. He has all the grace and poise of a preteen trying to google puberty, when it comes to Doing a Magic, but he also doesn't know how to be anonymous, so here he is.

Also if you've ever received a message from a one Palamedes Sextus and are wondering what's up with this severely different un: warden post, oopsie doodle? The click-through userid is different, if you make the effort to check.]

Comments

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What kind of a demon is a stage magician? A Party Tricks Demon? Come on.

[In any other circumstance he'd hear "I'm a demon" and hang up, but like... he doesn't, uh, believe it... oops.]

[eudaimonikos]

[He scoffs.]

Any demon can do regular magic. That's nothing! Stage magic is an actual skill you have to learn.

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That doesn't sound very demonic of you. Don't demons just take the easy way out of everything?

[eudaimonikos]

Don't most people?

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Not the ones I spend the most time around. That's not a compliment either, it's actually pretty annoying.

[eudaimonikos]

I've never really understood how people fill their time, if they haven't got anything to work on. You've gotta have some project!

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Sorry, are you still trying to get me to learn card tricks? That really is your demon temptation?

[eudaimonikos]

No, I'd moved on from that. Did you actually want to?