VIDEO 🎸 UN: METALHEAD69

[bardbarous]

[ The world around Tuck and Billie is dark, gloomy, and full of dust. The bar they are in, Colonel Dan's, has seen better days. Tables have been overturned, something's been in here making a mess despite the magic that was imbued into the door. Guess it didn't hold. ]

So, who wants to help Billie n' me clean out our bar? That we, ah, never used.

[ Tuck does his best to make it sound like the most riveting fucking thing a person could volunteer for. ]

We'll pay you in... uh...

[ He looks down at Billie who is currently out of camera view. Hard to put both a two foot child in the same frame with a seven foot man. ]

Friendship? Oh, booze!

Either, or. Whichever turns out to be of equal or lesser value.

[ From the dark, something falls off the bar counter and breaks. Then skittering claws scuttle across the floor. ]

There's someone else in here.

... ..... So, who wants to help Billie n' me chase a mystery creature out of our bar? Ehhh? Could be fun—Oh fuuuck! It touched my leg!

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[wapples]

There's all kinds of booze here. You kick it, and I'll stab it!

[strikefirster]

That's the fucking spirit, kid.

At Eagle Fang we bite first.

[wapples]

Yeah!

Bite first!
Bite hard!

[Oh. They dropped the no mercy thing. Hm.]

Um.

Some... mercy?

[strikefirster]

...That might do for now-

Or maybe.

Show Honor?

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[bardbarous]

Some nut shots?

[ He's trying to help. ]

[strikefirster]

Hell yeah.

Especially if it's some little nerd who had it coming.

[bardbarous]

Yeah, take that nerds! Break their fucking taped up glasses!

[strikefirster]

God. It's been years since I last gave one a swirlie.

[wapples]

Yeah, that's pretty good too!

[strikefirster]

Both are pretty badass in their own way. We can put it up to a vote in the dojo.

[wapples]

Yeah! Let the people decide.

[strikefirster]

That's how we do shit in America!

[wapples]

Ooh! Does that make Trench the new America?

[strikefirster]

Damn right, and your dad over there is the President.

[wapples]

Yeah!

[Billie calls out to Tuck.]

Did you hear that? You're going to be the President of Trench!

[strikefirster]

[Johnny gives a little grin.]

Yeah- Which means you're the secret service, kid.

Means you get to wear cool sunglasses and stand around looking super tough.

[wapples]

Hey! I'd be really good at that.

[He puts on his best tough face to demonstrate.]