VIDEO 🎸 UN: METALHEAD69

[bardbarous]

[ The world around Tuck and Billie is dark, gloomy, and full of dust. The bar they are in, Colonel Dan's, has seen better days. Tables have been overturned, something's been in here making a mess despite the magic that was imbued into the door. Guess it didn't hold. ]

So, who wants to help Billie n' me clean out our bar? That we, ah, never used.

[ Tuck does his best to make it sound like the most riveting fucking thing a person could volunteer for. ]

We'll pay you in... uh...

[ He looks down at Billie who is currently out of camera view. Hard to put both a two foot child in the same frame with a seven foot man. ]

Friendship? Oh, booze!

Either, or. Whichever turns out to be of equal or lesser value.

[ From the dark, something falls off the bar counter and breaks. Then skittering claws scuttle across the floor. ]

There's someone else in here.

... ..... So, who wants to help Billie n' me chase a mystery creature out of our bar? Ehhh? Could be fun—Oh fuuuck! It touched my leg!

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un: eudaimonikos | video

[eudaimonikos]

....since when do you have a bar?

[bardbarous]

Since! [ He pauses, thinking about exactly when. ] Uhhh, when we lived in Deerington? Two years?

[ So that should tell you how much dust has accumulated. ]

audio | un: duty

[martyrofduty]

Where is this bar?

[bardbarous]

Are you gonna help?? Do you have a broom? Maybe a blowtorch while you're at it...

[ The amount of dust and cobwebs covering the place is """concerning.""" ]

Video | 1stStrike

[strikefirster]

You pay me in booze and I'll come and kick the shit out of that thing.

No freaking monster is picking on my student.

[wapples]

There's all kinds of booze here. You kick it, and I'll stab it!

[imaglyphwitch]

I wouldn't mind giving you a hand!

What kind of booze? My girlfriend would probably appreciate it if I got her some wine!

[wapples]

I dunno. It's the bottled kind?

[Billie, lots of alcohol comes in bottles.]

after Billie

[bardbarous]

[ Tuck shouts over to Billie. "Offer only bottom shelf, Billie!" ]

( video | un: kenobi )

[jedies]

[ ah. obi-wan knows that bar. also he looks a bit older than the last time he saw tuck and billie. ]

I'll help, of course.

[wapples]

[Billie waves cheerfully as though he was not one of the people responsible for toilet papering Obi-Wan's house a few months ago.]

Yeah!

[The rapid aging isn't lost on him, though, but he's not sure how exactly to address it.]

Oh, and happy... bunch of birthdays...?

[Nailed it.]

[bardbarous]

Cool! Cool. [ Tuck's eyes squint. ] Cool.

[ They squint harder. ]

Did you always look this much like a daddy?

[ It's really kind of hot. ]

in the background of Obi-Wan's feed (1/2)

[spiritwalks]

[GAAAASP.]

[2/2]

[spiritwalks]

Oh my god, my fermented zukes. They might've gained sentience.

un: ortus | video

[noniad]

I would be glad to render assistance.

Hello, young Billie. It has been some time.

[bardbarous]

Sick! Bring a mop or a broom. You're gonna get dirt everywhere, so don't bring a shirt. In fact, keep your pants home, too!

[wapples]

Ortus! Hi!

[Billie waves cheerfully. His memory is more scattered than usual this month, but he does remember the strange man who managed to get kidnapped by pirates upon his arrival.]

You should totally come help us! Bring - bring stuff.

video ; un: a.solo

[hopesparks]

[ Oh, it's the people from the dinner party a few months ago. ]

What are you going to do with it?

[bardbarous]

Reopen it! Or... you know... open it.

[ DON'T JUDGE THEM! They get distracted easily. ]

[Private text; un: Lothrat (while this all unfolds)]

[ezra_of_lothal]

Oh boy.

At what point do I start teasing him about a harem?

[No, he doesn't even specify. He thinks who he means is obvious.]

[wapples]

The mystery monster? We got to get it out of here. I bet it doesn't even have money for drinks.

video; un: shiro

[shiro2hero]

... What do you mean, mystery creature?

[wapples]

You know, a mystery creature - it's a creature that's a mystery.

[Come on, Shiro. What else could they possibly mean by a mystery creature.]

You could come see it. You know. See if you know what it is, and then maybe it wouldn't be a mystery any more?

Video; UN Lothrat

[ezra_of_lothal]

...is this some sort of import from the Dream?

Sure, I'll come down with Obi-wan and help.

[wapples]

I don't know - I wasn't in the dream. Maybe, though! Or maybe it's something from here?

un: seeingtheworld; video

[schoolingfish]

I don't want booze, but I'd love to help out for friendship!

...and a chance to see whatever that creature is.

[bardbarous]

Yeah, sure! We still need someone to be the bait!