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[bardbarous]

[ The world around Tuck and Billie is dark, gloomy, and full of dust. The bar they are in, Colonel Dan's, has seen better days. Tables have been overturned, something's been in here making a mess despite the magic that was imbued into the door. Guess it didn't hold. ]

So, who wants to help Billie n' me clean out our bar? That we, ah, never used.

[ Tuck does his best to make it sound like the most riveting fucking thing a person could volunteer for. ]

We'll pay you in... uh...

[ He looks down at Billie who is currently out of camera view. Hard to put both a two foot child in the same frame with a seven foot man. ]

Friendship? Oh, booze!

Either, or. Whichever turns out to be of equal or lesser value.

[ From the dark, something falls off the bar counter and breaks. Then skittering claws scuttle across the floor. ]

There's someone else in here.

... ..... So, who wants to help Billie n' me chase a mystery creature out of our bar? Ehhh? Could be fun—Oh fuuuck! It touched my leg!

Comments

[jedies]

Yes. I suppose it is.

[bardbarous]

'kay, you'll be on dust duty—or... bait?

[ His eyebrows go aaalll the way up his forehead at the new idea. Ehh, Obi? Wanna be bait?? ]

drive-by

[spiritwalks]

[From off camera:]

It's passive-aggression.

[jedies]

Are you sure he's not just clueless.

[spiritwalks]

No, he knows what spirit stuff is. He communes with the stones in his axe.

[bardbarous]

[ Totally making jerk off motions behind you two. ]

[jedies]

[ obi-wan blithely ignores this. ]

What would bait entail?

[bardbarous]

We'll put you by the box and stick!

[jedies]

Then I'll pass on the opportunity.

[bardbarous]

Okay, okay, or you can pretend to be a cute sentient pickled vegetable girl and lure it over with your feminine wiles?

[jedies]

I was not aware I possessed any feminine wiles.

[bardbarous]

Well, not yet! But once we get you some tits, you'll have 'em. Maybe some lipstick, too... God! When we really need Perell, he's not here!

[jedies]

I doubt those would help me much.

[bardbarous]

Why? Can't you do a girl's voice?

[ Tuck literally doesn't know why you would doubt your ability to trick someone with a genderswap trope. ]

It's like this!

[ And then he proceeds to use his belly dancer, drag queen voice as an example. ]

"Ohhh, aren't you a strong vegetable~! Come over here and pickle my cucumber~!" See?

[jedies]

I most certainly can't do that.

[bardbarous]

Oh my god, [ You are so useless, Obi-Wan! Why does Vyng spend so much time with you?? ] okay, what if I do the voice for you and you just be the bait? Just move your lips as I talk.

[jedies]

Or I can simply be on dust duty.