VIDEO 🎸 UN: METALHEAD69

[bardbarous]

[ The world around Tuck and Billie is dark, gloomy, and full of dust. The bar they are in, Colonel Dan's, has seen better days. Tables have been overturned, something's been in here making a mess despite the magic that was imbued into the door. Guess it didn't hold. ]

So, who wants to help Billie n' me clean out our bar? That we, ah, never used.

[ Tuck does his best to make it sound like the most riveting fucking thing a person could volunteer for. ]

We'll pay you in... uh...

[ He looks down at Billie who is currently out of camera view. Hard to put both a two foot child in the same frame with a seven foot man. ]

Friendship? Oh, booze!

Either, or. Whichever turns out to be of equal or lesser value.

[ From the dark, something falls off the bar counter and breaks. Then skittering claws scuttle across the floor. ]

There's someone else in here.

... ..... So, who wants to help Billie n' me chase a mystery creature out of our bar? Ehhh? Could be fun—Oh fuuuck! It touched my leg!

Comments

[wapples]

[Billie just shrugs.]

I dunno. Awhile, probably! I think it's, like, been nesting here or something.

[shiro2hero]

Nesting...

[Yikes.]

Okay, I'll come help.

[wapples]

I bet it's the one that turned over all the tables and stuff. It's probably trying to make a home out of the bar or something, but this place is ours.

[shiro2hero]

You've had something turning the tables over in your place? For how long?

[wapples]

I dunno. No one's really been here in awhile. I think... whatever it is probably moved in because no one else was using it.

[shiro2hero]

Have you actually seen it or-?

[wapples]

Well... we didn't really get a good look. But it touched Tuck's leg, so it's totally a real thing that exists!

[shiro2hero]

You're sure it wasn't just a mouse?

[wapples]

I... don't think so? I mean, maybe it's a really big mouse. Do they have really big mice here? Like, besides the rats.

[shiro2hero]

Out of everything here? I'd be more than willing to believe in rodents of unusual size.

[wapples]

Yeah! There's all kinds of weird stuff here.

[shiro2hero]

Like ... whatever is in your bar, huh?

[wapples]

Yeah, just like the stuff that's in the bar. I mean, I guess it makes sense, since the bar's of this place too, right?

[shiro2hero]

I guess so... yeah.

But I don't think you want giant rodents in your bar, either way.

[wapples]

Yeah... It's probably bad for business and all. Plus... I don't think we want anything in here that can flip tables and maybe wreck the place.

[shiro2hero]

I don't think anyone would want that kind of thing.