bardbarous: (hey billie!)
Tachome Dhaume ([personal profile] bardbarous) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-09-21 04:30 pm

VIDEO 🎸 UN: METALHEAD69

[ The world around Tuck and Billie is dark, gloomy, and full of dust. The bar they are in, Colonel Dan's, has seen better days. Tables have been overturned, something's been in here making a mess despite the magic that was imbued into the door. Guess it didn't hold. ]

So, who wants to help Billie n' me clean out our bar? That we, ah, never used.

[ Tuck does his best to make it sound like the most riveting fucking thing a person could volunteer for. ]

We'll pay you in... uh...

[ He looks down at Billie who is currently out of camera view. Hard to put both a two foot child in the same frame with a seven foot man. ]

Friendship? Oh, booze!


Either, or. Whichever turns out to be of equal or lesser value.

[ From the dark, something falls off the bar counter and breaks. Then skittering claws scuttle across the floor. ]

There's someone else in here.

... ..... So, who wants to help Billie n' me chase a mystery creature out of our bar? Ehhh? Could be fun—Oh fuuuck! It touched my leg!
jedies: (Just the two of them)

[personal profile] jedies 2022-09-23 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ obi-wan rolls his eyes. ]

It certainly is.
spiritwalks: (Feel your mother at your side)

[personal profile] spiritwalks 2022-09-23 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't understand. You're not a fungi.
jedies: (Twin Suns)

[personal profile] jedies 2022-09-23 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm very grateful, every day.
jedies: (The Land of Sometimes)

[personal profile] jedies 2022-09-23 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ obi-wan shifts so that tuck can see vyng clearly. ]
spiritwalks: (Funny friends that make you laugh)

[personal profile] spiritwalks 2022-09-23 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
See? This guy gets it.

[He gives Obi-Wan's Omni an exaggerated high-five of his own.]

Boom.
spiritwalks: (You'll be happy all the time)

[personal profile] spiritwalks 2022-09-23 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
["Nice!" says the raven — Vyng's seeing eyebird for the day — perched next to him. "Wah-ha-ha-ha! Wah-ha-ha-ha-ha!"]

Wow, he's been hanging around you a lot. That laughter is almost uncanny.
spiritwalks: (And maybe you're just a little bit dappy)

[personal profile] spiritwalks 2022-10-16 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Being a dick is just in some birds' nature, buddy. Nothing personal.

["Fuck you!" cackles the bird with Tuck's earlier intonation.]

Kind of flattering, when you think about it.
spiritwalks: (You'll be happy all the time)

[personal profile] spiritwalks 2022-10-17 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
["You. Fuck! Face. Wa-ha-ha-ha!"]

You know what? I'll bet if you say it enough times, they'll say it back.
jedies: (Until the time is right)

[personal profile] jedies 2022-09-23 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not really the aggressive type.
jedies: (As was only proper)

[personal profile] jedies 2022-09-23 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Despite the . . . name, that's not how the Force works.
jedies: (The Phantom Apprentice)

[personal profile] jedies 2022-09-27 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I suppose it is.
spiritwalks: (And maybe you're just a little bit dappy)

drive-by

[personal profile] spiritwalks 2022-09-27 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[From off camera:]

It's passive-aggression.
jedies: (Where peace can exist)

[personal profile] jedies 2022-09-27 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure he's not just clueless.
spiritwalks: (You'll be happy all the time)

[personal profile] spiritwalks 2022-09-27 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
No, he knows what spirit stuff is. He communes with the stones in his axe.
jedies: (Love is more than a candle)

[personal profile] jedies 2022-09-27 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ obi-wan blithely ignores this. ]

What would bait entail?

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