bardbarous: (hey billie!)
Tachome Dhaume ([personal profile] bardbarous) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-09-21 04:30 pm

VIDEO 🎸 UN: METALHEAD69

[ The world around Tuck and Billie is dark, gloomy, and full of dust. The bar they are in, Colonel Dan's, has seen better days. Tables have been overturned, something's been in here making a mess despite the magic that was imbued into the door. Guess it didn't hold. ]

So, who wants to help Billie n' me clean out our bar? That we, ah, never used.

[ Tuck does his best to make it sound like the most riveting fucking thing a person could volunteer for. ]

We'll pay you in... uh...

[ He looks down at Billie who is currently out of camera view. Hard to put both a two foot child in the same frame with a seven foot man. ]

Friendship? Oh, booze!


Either, or. Whichever turns out to be of equal or lesser value.

[ From the dark, something falls off the bar counter and breaks. Then skittering claws scuttle across the floor. ]

There's someone else in here.

... ..... So, who wants to help Billie n' me chase a mystery creature out of our bar? Ehhh? Could be fun—Oh fuuuck! It touched my leg!
eudaimonikos: (the republic)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2022-09-28 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Kissing is a disgusting misuse of your orifices! It's for eating, you shouldn't just touch everything with it!
eudaimonikos: (distributive justice)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2022-09-30 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Or you get weird mouth diseases!
eudaimonikos: (again and again)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2022-09-30 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I've met humans who've died of all sorts of things. Used to be, you get one weird infection and -

[He makes a sort of whistling noise and draws a finger across his throat - you know the gesture.]
eudaimonikos: (you're out in the world)

[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2022-09-30 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Humans are gross. Especially with their mouths. So many...non-eating activities.