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[opheliac]

hiya!! so i just finished my house. im now living alone and drinking a nice cool beverage. aka bottle of wine.
rly living the good life.

SO
then i thought since im feeling prtty good. why not offer my services to all of u poor saps?
now READ CAREFULLY!!!

this is a ONE TIME OFFER from me to u. an engerinner like myself needs to fix things and solve probs. thats just waht we do. if we dont we will go bonkers and u dont want to see me go there. 🤣🤣🤣

oh and this is free of charge btw. wild right? im just feelin THAT generous.

or drunk.

anyway.

u got a prob? ill give u my advice. itll be 1000000000% honest the truth and all truths.

u can be anonymous to hide ur shame or not. CHOICE IS URS! 🐵💥🦈

Comments

[fogsong]

I bet it can be trained but I think it'd require being around her when she's seeing things to pick up on it.

If you see it too, you might be able to help Guuci out as long as you don't panic or anything.

[opheliac]

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sorry. That was rude. I just needed to scream in text form.
So much to do BUT plenty of time! So that's good.

[fogsong]

I think you've got this shit handled, Mr. Bananas.

[opheliac]

Thank you, Sharon!
Also, I think I'm going to try and make Jinx go to bed. She is dozing on and off on me.

[fogsong]

Good luck with that, Mr. Bananas!