opheliac: ✖ malagraphic (sway me more)
𝙅𝙞𝙣𝙭 💣/ 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓭𝓮𝓻 🌸 | ❝ashnikko❞ ([personal profile] opheliac) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-09-27 11:35 pm

(TEXT) — UN: BOMBSHELL

hiya!! so i just finished my house. im now living alone and drinking a nice cool beverage. aka bottle of wine.
rly living the good life.

SO
then i thought since im feeling prtty good. why not offer my services to all of u poor saps?
now READ CAREFULLY!!!

this is a ONE TIME OFFER from me to u. an engerinner like myself needs to fix things and solve probs. thats just waht we do. if we dont we will go bonkers and u dont want to see me go there. 🤣🤣🤣

oh and this is free of charge btw. wild right? im just feelin THAT generous.

or drunk.

anyway.

u got a prob? ill give u my advice. itll be 1000000000% honest the truth and all truths.

u can be anonymous to hide ur shame or not. CHOICE IS URS! 🐵💥🦈
onekindsoul: (In waves of shame)

[personal profile] onekindsoul 2022-11-14 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
It makes me more awesome!
onekindsoul: (In waves of shame)

[personal profile] onekindsoul 2022-11-19 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That's rose petals to you!!!!1