azurestar: (what's going down)
Lance ([personal profile] azurestar) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-10-05 08:54 pm

video | un: sharpshooter (forward-dated a few days) [CW: NSFW?]

[The video opens to Lance with cat ears (again), a tail swishes behind him. There's the sound of painful squelching as Keith off screen goes through some more gruesome transforming and he winces, looking over at him. It seems to have been mild this time at least, and Lance goes for the rambling jokes because that's how you deal with someone you care about going through that, right?]

Okay, soooo who here's never done the horizontal tango? Made the beast with two backs, knocked some boots, jumped some bones- [there is the sound of shifting of bone and he hums, rethinking] Forget that last one, but by now if you don't know what I mean, here's a few more for you: a little afternoon delight-

[Keith groaned a bit, his teeth audibly clenched as he scolded a, "LANCE!" from the background, though that didn't seem to deter the Blue Paladin from continuing.]

-pounded the punani pavement, shook the sheets, the old in-out, shot the meat rocket into the sausage hole, bam-bam in the ham, rolled in the hay, boppin' squiddles, cattle-prodding the oyster ditch with the lap rocket. Fucking hell, made whoopee!

Seriously, I could keep going, but if your answer is 'never done that, what are you even talking about', some guy in Gaze told me your blood cures this whole- [he gestures at himself and then glances off camera at the sound of a grunt from Keith.] mess. Noooot that I wanna cure myself, I can take it, but some people I know need it and aren't gonna ask because their heads are nothing but dumb hair and no brains.

[A bit of an unhinged laugh to himself/some internal conversation as he looks down and to the side. There's a growl from the background, possibly from Keith? (Definitely from Keith.) Then he jerks himself back.] Yeah, anyway, if you fit the bill call me before my idiot b-teammate turns into something that eats my face. I'm too pretty for that.

[There may have been a time when Lance knew virgin blood was blood that hadn't been used in a ritual, but the draugr's fucked with his already recently fucked memory. So enjoy.]
knowsvinewhip: (You look a fuckin' mess)

[personal profile] knowsvinewhip 2022-10-28 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ah - nothing so accredited as that. I'm a healer. With a vast amount of experience with traumatic wounds.

[Ha ha...]

I'll have to take your word for it, I suppose.
knowsvinewhip: (It doesn't hurt me.)

[personal profile] knowsvinewhip 2022-11-04 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Not quite. It's a matter of transferring my own personal life force into another person to speed up the process of their body's natural healing. Finger wiggling can be involved, but only if one needs to staunch the blood flow before proceeding.

[... how do you sound so cheerful about that, buddy.]

How charming. I shall take care, then.
knowsvinewhip: (I'd seen it all before)

[personal profile] knowsvinewhip 2022-12-07 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Is that so?

It's not a common talent where I come from. I'm a bit surprised to hear a friend of yours had similar abilities.

[And curious, actually. He's literally the only one back home he knows of who can heal others - sufficiently powerful demons could heal themselves, but not others.]
knowsvinewhip: (Know that it doesn't hurt me?)

[personal profile] knowsvinewhip 2022-12-11 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... I see. I'm sorry to hear that.

[A mass genocide, huh? That sounds... awful, really. Though the actual term isn't familiar, the application sounds so.]

Energy manipulation in general is fairly common among various communities, but using it for healing purposes seldom is.
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[personal profile] knowsvinewhip 2022-12-13 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, what a lovely name. I'll be sure to keep an eye out for her.

A pleasure to meet you. I'm Hakkai - please don't hesitate to reach out if your friend needs more assistance. Or yourself.
knowsvinewhip: (To all our favorite songs)

[personal profile] knowsvinewhip 2022-12-19 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, excellent.

Should you need assistance in the future, don't hesitate to call.