UN: dipper

[ghostharasser]

TESTING TESTING

Man, I hope this works. Okay. Here goes!

Greetings to the city of Trench, the survivors of the Nightmare, and any of you that just apparently washed up here with no connection to any of this. My name is Dipper Pines and I have a few very important questions for everyone. Firstly:

Sup?

And secondly:

Tell me about your blood. As much detail as you can! What color is it, what’s it do, is it reactive to anything? Does it smell funny? Does it taste weird? Anything you’ve noticed!

Thanks!

PS - I think I’m gonna change my username, so if you see responses from “Alcaid”, that’s still me.

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text; un: alcaid

[ghostharasser]

And we are talking literal not metaphorical, right? Were you a robot? ARE you a robot?

[hauntedsavior]

Everything below the neck.
Still am, as far as I know.
It belongs to someone named A2, but it's mine now. Ours? Sort of.
I never bothered asking too many questions about how it all fits together in there.

[ghostharasser]

So your head is organic?? Doesn't that make you technically a cyborg by definition?

Fascinating.

Anyway you are not the first person I've talked to who shouldn't have blood and does now.

[hauntedsavior]

Sure would. I was full human, A2's full android, together we make the cyborg version of whatever the fuck we are.
Glad I'm not alone with the weird blood stuff. You figure out a trend yet, data cruncher?

[ghostharasser]

Whoa, so- actually hold on.

I've got lots of questions but let me just ask if you're okay with me asking them. You can't drop something that cool and expect me NOT to want details, but uh. This sounds pretty personal.

Nah, my friend was made entirely out of grass (still is?) and now he's got blood, too, somehow.

The only trend I have so far is that it's happened to all of us. Sleepers, I mean. Anyone who crawled out of the ocean. I need to talk to more locals, but I have a feeling their blood is all normal.

[hauntedsavior]

Heh.
Everyone always wants to know what the hell I'm talking about.
Fire away, kid.

Grass bleeding is a little weirder than robots bleeding. So it just sounds like we're all here, together, in this weird...
Bloodfest. Or whatever.