UN: dipper

[ghostharasser]

TESTING TESTING

Man, I hope this works. Okay. Here goes!

Greetings to the city of Trench, the survivors of the Nightmare, and any of you that just apparently washed up here with no connection to any of this. My name is Dipper Pines and I have a few very important questions for everyone. Firstly:

Sup?

And secondly:

Tell me about your blood. As much detail as you can! What color is it, what’s it do, is it reactive to anything? Does it smell funny? Does it taste weird? Anything you’ve noticed!

Thanks!

PS - I think I’m gonna change my username, so if you see responses from “Alcaid”, that’s still me.

Comments

Video;

[onebadapple]

[It's because she assumed he misspelled "soup" and not anything to do with modern slang.]

Oh! I would be happy to make you some! I know a lovely mushroom soup. Then there's chicken soup of course, oh! And blood sausage stew! Which would you like?

Oh, isn't that just lovely! I don't know any constellations.

Re: Video;

[ghostharasser]

[It’s fine because that didn’t even occur to him.]

The mushroom soup sounds interesting! I am actually really curious about what can be whipped up in this place, so when you make it, I want to know all about it.

[What tasty research. He will find something to bring her in return.]

Really? Man, when I figure out what constellations this place has I’ll have to show them to you. Constellations are pretty cool, and I’m not just saying that because I’m named after one.

Video;

[onebadapple]

Oh, that shouldn't be too hard at all! I could just ask my animal friends to help me forage for food that's safe to eat! But I would be happy to make you mushroom stew!

That's really so kind of you! Which constellation are you named after? I'm named after weather, myself.

Video;

[ghostharasser]

Can you talk to animals?

[That's pretty cool. Is it like how Varian talks to the raccoon???]

It's called the Big Dipper, and it's actually a small constellation that
s a part of a bigger one called Ursa Major! The Dipper being shaped like a ...dipper. A spoon. Ursa Major is meant to be shaped like a bear.

Anyway, my name's Dipper. What's your name?

Video;

[onebadapple]

Oh yes! Animals were my only friends growing up, so I learned to speak to each and every one of them. [Plus, you know, Disney Princess Magic.]

My name is Snow White. It is a pleasure to meet you Dipper! That's such an adorable name!