video; un: price is right. cw for casual drug mention.

[tagartist]

Alright, bitches. It's apparently been a hella long time since I've graced anyone in this timeline with my presence. I tried the whole reaching out one by one thing so as not to shock the system, but that shit got time consuming and my attention span is only so strong.

So, if you remember me, tell me, and maybe fill me in on important life developments. Or like. Just leave me a meme that sums up this shit hole the best.

...

Actually, everyone should leave me one of those. Chop, chop, get to it. Whenever Santa's elves aren't busy trying to eat your fucking face off or whatever.

[ She goes to shut off the feed but flicks it on literally two seconds later. ]

Is there weed in this place, by the way? Asking for a friend.

Comments

[necroprince]

Something about new starts and letting go. I'd rather be in the tentacle porn thanks.

[Is this how the older Lyctors felt? When people mentioned things they should have known but didn't? God, how depressing.]

I wouldn't worry about it. I'm so far from "2012" I don't even know what that is. A year, I gather? We're about somewhere over ten thousand years after the "earth" was wiped of all life where I'm from.

My name Jeff is just something I've heard. I'm sure I could match others.

[tagartist]

that's far enough in the future that i can just send you this when you explain shit to me:


(spoiler alert: that's another meme)

[necroprince]

I recognize that quote, though I suspect my version is from a different source.

[tagartist]

if it wasn't said by a jesus lion, then yes, likely

[necroprince]

No, just God.

[tagartist]

i feel like something in catholocism taught me that they're one in the same
but i'm also an athiest so wtf do i know

[necroprince]

My experience in religion is that a lion is a lion and god is a slutty old man.

[tagartist]

...............................
i'm sorry god is a what