video; un: price is right. cw for casual drug mention.

[tagartist]

Alright, bitches. It's apparently been a hella long time since I've graced anyone in this timeline with my presence. I tried the whole reaching out one by one thing so as not to shock the system, but that shit got time consuming and my attention span is only so strong.

So, if you remember me, tell me, and maybe fill me in on important life developments. Or like. Just leave me a meme that sums up this shit hole the best.

...

Actually, everyone should leave me one of those. Chop, chop, get to it. Whenever Santa's elves aren't busy trying to eat your fucking face off or whatever.

[ She goes to shut off the feed but flicks it on literally two seconds later. ]

Is there weed in this place, by the way? Asking for a friend.

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Video | UN: ClickClickBloom

[onekindsoul]

Oh my gosh!

Vomit girl rides AGAIN!

[tagartist]

You puke on a bitch one goddamn time...

video | un: sds

[fogsong]

I never got into the whole meme culture shit but there is weed here.

[tagartist]

It's a difficult art form to master, shitty meme givers will ruin it for anyone. The weed is way more fucking important though.

Text; UN: Godisstilldead

[in_loveless_memory]

[tagartist]

is this an answer to my call or you being ironic in your judgement of me

(VIDEO) — UN: BOMBSHELL

[opheliac]

( blue hair. tattoo sleeve. ... should she feel flattered or offended? is it possible to feel both? and it's a shame she can't speak properly so instead she'll just do a dead eye stare for a few moments.

until she clears her throat. pretty loudly, actually. and when she gets the other blue haired girl's attention, she points to her own locks then lifts up her right arm. )

[tagartist]

[ She'll give an over dramatic gasp for the fun of it. ]

Twinsies. [ A beat. ] No. Nope. That word was painful to say even ironically.

un: aweful

[necroprince]

I sure hope so. Without it, it's anyone's guess why the locals haven't just committed ritualistic mass suicide.

Also, who are you and what the fuck is a meme?

[tagartist]

Fun fact I learned in the other shit holes like this I've been in: the locals usually get off on it. No mass suicide necessary when you're all a bunch of a twisted psychos.

Chloe Price. Memes are hard to describe. It's an art form, really, like a perfectly crafted pun, only ten thousand times more difficult. Usually they're images, sometimes videos or phrases from videos, that get spread from person to person rapidly because they're funny as fuck or highly relatable.

Example:

[Text] un: 008

[hachitaro]

[tagartist]

Well done. I think this one will be in the top 5 for best summary.

text; un: harbinger

[bolstafir]

[tagartist]

FUCK
this is a contender for shutting down the competition entirely

text; un: shiro

[shiro2hero]

what's a meme

[No, he knows. He absolutely knows. But he's going to go for the stupid question anyways. He missed you, Chloe.]

[tagartist]

BULLSHIT
with lance around i am not buying you have lived a meme free life
also i'm like 99% sure i sent you like a thousand of them

text | un: sharpshooter

[azurestar]

[tagartist]

jokes on you i have 0 qualms about cannibalism

text: un: tenskulls

[stayscared]

[he's from 2007, he barely knows memes. but he knows this one, and it's ...as far as he's concerned, a fair depiction. he knows where to get weed. he is ...not going to tell you where to get weed. but that's because other people are already doing that.]

[tagartist]

[ If it wasn't for Lance, she wouldn't have known nearly all the memes being sent to her. Seeing one from before she died is a GIFT. ]

why does that shit apply so well to so much of life

video | un: graham crackers

[possessum]

( Unfortunately, Peter is tumbling further down the Possession Hole these days, mind recently re-scrambled and demon-fucked-over. His tendency to forget things (names, faces, details... and sometimes who the fuck he even is at all) has only worsened.

He doesn't remember Chloe at all. At least not yet. Not the person, not the username attached. However, he can definitely appreciate two things here: dank memes and dank weed. )

Welcome back to Trauma Town where there are no winners
I don't think we met before, I think I'd remember that username
I'm Peter

I got lots of weed if you want in
It's the only way to stay kind of sane here

[tagartist]

[ God she's so glad she asked for things that come in the medium of text, because having Peter not remember who she is sure gives her a FEELING. And it's not a pleasant one. It's the kind where you gotta swallow it and hope it doesn't make you sick later. ]
shit bro that meme could be the title of my memoirs

i'm chloe
i arrived with a little but i don't think this shit'll last and i kill plants
so i absolutely want in

text | un: K

[obeir]

It's good to see you again, Chloe. I could use your help with something, if you don't mind.

[ Of course he remembers Chloe; a robot never forgets. And his meme requires a little set up first. ]

[tagartist]

YOOOOOO K i'd say i'm glad ur still stuck here but that somehow feels kinda bitchy
hit me, bro

Video: FilledwithSunshine

[onebadapple]

[Despite being here an entire YEAR, no one has ever told Snow what a Meme is or introduced her to one.]

Why hello there, Chloe! It's so nice to meet you! My name is Snow White.

I'm afraid I don't know what a meeeem is so I cannot give you any, and we'll have to wait for less snow before weeds return to a garden! I make a very nice roasted dandelion tea with mine! I have some dried wood sorrel and curly dock, though! And a good deal of chickweed was growing in my neighborhood so I have that for salads as well. Would that be helpful?

[tagartist]

Snow White. [ She has to repeat that out loud to confirm she heard it right. The real question is whether or not she's the real deal or just has really mean parents. ] Like lives in the woods with a bunch of tiny men Snow White?

[ All these years and she still hasn't learned tact. ]

I appreciate the help, but that is not the kind of weed I am looking for. Cannabis? Marijuana? The good kush?

...

Wait, what the fuck is "curly dock"?

un: GoldenFlowers, text

[the_obedient_servant]

[tagartist]

poetic. i like it.

video: un: vi

[faceblocks]

Still getting the hang of picture memes, and you probably already know updog and ligma, so no dice there.

Is this where I come in with some shit like "I like your shoelaces", because that one? No clue.

Adding my voice to the chorus of yeah there's weed. And mushrooms, and some other shit I don't know enough about but I hear it fucks you up good. Or maybe bad, depending what your deal is. I mean your "friend's" deal.

So now we're fighting Santa's elves and not Santa? Bummer, I was looking forward to the boss fight. Or spar, whatever. [she even made the damn oversized cookie in a practice run.]

[have this selfie that's on her omni. two high omens with one wearing another as a hat. it's not a meme, but it should be.]

[tagartist]

Shit, I wanted to say something useful or witty here, but the fucking blep is slaying me. [ Or maybe... Sleigh-ing. ] This double as a segue and a Santa pun, by the way. You gotta take down the elves before you can get to the final showdown, everyone knows he's got a fucking entourage.

[ Is telling this going to make actual killer elves appear?? Probably. But she lives to make life worse for everyone, so why not. ]

My friend will appreciate all the info. Thanks, friend.

un: eudaimonikos; text

[eudaimonikos]

Holy shit, Chloe?

Uh



or whatever

[tagartist]

MICHAEL. my main de-man

did that work or is it offensive
whatever i tried so no one can criticize me

Video | 1stStrike

[strikefirster]

...What the fuck is a meme?

[tagartist]

Contemporary art.

Also bullshit that's funny on the internet. You know what the internet is? Because I don't know that I can explain that one.

text (un: countrymouse)

[overlies]

[tagartist]

that does seem like a good one
but also real question does this place have emergency protocols
asking as someone who gets stabbed on a regular occasion
not my fault, just bad luck

Video; un: darkness

[survivalthroughhate]

Is Reaper aware you're back?

[Gotta find out if she's successfully terrorized his husband yet with her presence.]

[tagartist]

I'm sure he'll be complaining about having a migraine any second now.

Video | un: notbatman

[saltyadam]

[A warm smile. He knew she was back, of course, but they hadn't had a chance to really chat yet.]

It's good to have you back. And in the house. It's been ... a year and a half since Deerington, I think? I didn't get here right away either.

[And since he's not a complete dinosaur and actually kn ows what a meme is--]

[tagartist]

Knock on wood, bro, you never know when that might come along.

[ She's heard of a few improvements between Deerington and Trench, but still!

She frowns a little at the thought of all the time that passed, though, looking down for a second. ]

It's fucking weird. It was... I dunno. Two or three minutes for me. How long was it before you washed up?