video; un: price is right. cw for casual drug mention.

[tagartist]

Alright, bitches. It's apparently been a hella long time since I've graced anyone in this timeline with my presence. I tried the whole reaching out one by one thing so as not to shock the system, but that shit got time consuming and my attention span is only so strong.

So, if you remember me, tell me, and maybe fill me in on important life developments. Or like. Just leave me a meme that sums up this shit hole the best.

...

Actually, everyone should leave me one of those. Chop, chop, get to it. Whenever Santa's elves aren't busy trying to eat your fucking face off or whatever.

[ She goes to shut off the feed but flicks it on literally two seconds later. ]

Is there weed in this place, by the way? Asking for a friend.

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[tagartist]

Uhh, sounds to me like that should be the lead in to it being you, because now I'm gonna have to ask: tell me what?

[survivalthroughhate]

An important development for both of us.

[He took off his left glove and held up that hand. There on his ring finger was a shiny black wedding band made from Reaper's Darkblood. Yep, the two of them had gotten hitched.]

[tagartist]

[ Give her a second while this sinks in. ]

What the fuck! Did everyone in this shithole get hitched? Is there something in the water? I mean, congratulations, that's great, but like holy shit, bro.

[survivalthroughhate]

There was a mental compulsion in....July, I think it was that left people feeling a bit strange, especially those who were involved romantically. It seemed like a good idea at the time to get married. After the haze left our minds, we still felt it was the right course of action to take. I never thought I'd ever get married but there's no one I'd ever want to be with rather than him.

[tagartist]

Wow, I gotta admit, I was not expecting there to be an actual answer to that one. But it feels like this place fucking with people should've been the expected one. That's on me for being an idiot.

Anyway, that's sappy as fuck. While I personally will always think marriage a hella mistake, I'm... happy for you both. Like for real.

[survivalthroughhate]

Thank you.

[Maul said in a sincere manner. He was pleased that at least some people here could understand why he and Reaper would good for one another.]

Make sure you give him a hard time about it when you finally talk with him. He deserves it.

[What fun was there in being a troll if you didn't occasionally get trolled yourself?]

[tagartist]

Ohh, I will. Trust me. I think hard times are the only thing I know how to give.

[survivalthroughhate]

And he deserves all of them. I love the man dearly but he's also been the cause of many a headache for me here.

[It was not fun dealing with Reaper when he'd been corrupted to near-Beasthood in a writhing mass of shadow tentacles and was close to losing his mind as well. Granted, that had been Maul's fault partially as well, but Reaper certainly hadn't helped do himself any favors there.]