video: un: ontherocks

[queenking]

[It must be that time of the month, because there's another newbie on the network. This one, a 20-something woman with riotously curly blonde hair, is sprawled on her back on the beach, holding the Omni up above her face. It's not a great angle, but whatever.]

Hey, if one of these places sells calamari, s'that cannibalism? Cause I love that shit. Also I got so much sand in my ass crack right now I'm gonna be shittin' pearls for weeks.

[She could just...leave the beach. Does she know they're allowed to leave the beach?

She...likely doesn't know they can leave the beach.

Saxsice ends her foray into social media by dropping the Omni on her face and cussing as the feed ends. OW FUCK--!!

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text; un: techgod

[brandnewtech]

[ Holding up his shin with his hand, the expression on his face is amused.]

The better question to ask: If it is cannibalism, do you care? End of the day, that's the only thing that matters.

Does the deliciousness outweigh the possibility of eating someone you might know? Could be a friend. Could be an enemy. Could be a complete stranger. Could just be a squid. Who the hell knows.

[ Ask him if he's ever consumed something like himself and you're not going to like the answer. ]

video;

[queenking]

[Saxsice looks deeply thoughtful for a moment, plucking a bit of seaweed out of her hair.]

Wellll, I mean...aren't pigs s'posed to be as smart as kids? Ain't there somethin' fucked up in that? Once you're okay with eatin' bacon, it's a slippery slope.

(yep, sorry. definitely meant that first one to be video too)

[brandnewtech]

Could be fucked up if you want to think about it that way. I wouldn't say that pigs and humans have the same relationship as squids and person-squids. Put a wig on a pig doesn't mean it can learn calculus. Wake up a squid... might be your bestie.

[ Does that make sense? He feels like it does but isn't going to clarify just in case. ]

That said, bacon is delicious and if that's the gateway to long pork suppers in the future, well.... [ He trails off because that tangent isn't really relevant here ] The slope's not that slippery for most people.

I really hope there isn't anyone selling calamari here. Even if it's not cannibalism, there's got to be better food available than the pretentious equivalent of fried rubber bands.

all good!

[queenking]

I think a pig's got a better chance'a learnin' calculus than most people. [But that's cause people are stupid!] And yeah, I'm not gonna swear off ham sandwiches cause it might lead to cannibalism. That's how people end up vegan.

Ouch, harsh. It's not that bad. Anythin' breaded and deep fried is all right by me.