Text UN: 1stStrike CW: Comp Het/Internalized homophobia?

[strikefirster]

[Johnny Lawrence stares at his Omni briefly. Ever since the whole speed dating fiascothe month before there has been something nagging at him. Something that didn't quite feel right to him.

Which is what brings him to his Omni today. And after two or three times where he is accidentally posted on the network one would think he'd learn his lesson, right?]

How not to be gay.

Is doing karate with dudes gay now?

[Wrong.

The network is not google, Johnny.]

Comments

[miyagimagic]

I'm being the mature one here!

[ .. well. Okay, maybe not this one time. But is Daniel not allowed to pick violence for once? ]

I always have to be the mature one.

[strongroots]

miyagi-do isnt about picking fights, sensei

we help people be better versions of themselves

🌳

[miyagimagic]

Mister Miyagi would've given me special permission for this one.

He'll understand.

[strongroots]

sure

tell your omen that and then get back to me

[ After the following one-sided argument as said omen just stares at Daniel. ]

[miyagimagic]

[ Robby, you fool. You think he hasn't had an entire talk about this with his Omen - read: Daniel rambling at the poor little potato-shaped creature - before replying to this post? ]

He says that Johnny could stand to make some improvements to become a better version of himself first.

[ .. that's so not what the Omen said, Daniel.

You know that creature says nothing. ]

Do you know he's telling people on here that I was being a jerk to him back during the speed dating thing? I swear I did nothing that time! He's making me look bad!

[ Robbyyyyyyy... :( Your dad's bullying him.. :( :( ]

[strongroots]

[ sure that's what the omen said 🙄🙄🙄🙄 ]

my dad can stand to treat you better

and he doesnt always consider your feelings. hes really bad at it even

but hes upset and confused about this and we dont need to kick him while hes down

it just perpetuates the cycle of whatever you call this

[ A moment later: ]

actually i wouldnt be surprised if ur both like this no matter what you do

[ yeah who is he kidding. he wasn't really being serious to begin with. ]

[miyagimagic]

[ ...

For a few moments it seems like there might not end up being a reply to this at all - which is unlike Daniel, since he doesn't just 'ok' people and dip out, or ghost them entirely, let alone doing that to Robby.

It's definitely just since he's sulking over here.. Why does he always have to be the mature one? Would Johnny be if Robby asked? No way. And so it ends up on Daniel's shoulders, again and again, despite the fact that Johnny is always - okay, okay, at least almost always - the one starting crap ever since they were teens.

It sucks. ]

Fine.

I'll stop it and go.

[ H-he's not sulking, you're sulking! ]

[strongroots]

That's why you're a really good sensei.

[ He knows it isn't fair, and he may sense the pout coming from Mister LaRusso... we're sorry, sensei....

Robby will have to find a way to make it up to him. ]

[miyagimagic]

[ :(

Why do you have to make him so soft, Robby. ]