Text UN: 1stStrike CW: Comp Het/Internalized homophobia?

[strikefirster]

[Johnny Lawrence stares at his Omni briefly. Ever since the whole speed dating fiascothe month before there has been something nagging at him. Something that didn't quite feel right to him.

Which is what brings him to his Omni today. And after two or three times where he is accidentally posted on the network one would think he'd learn his lesson, right?]

How not to be gay.

Is doing karate with dudes gay now?

[Wrong.

The network is not google, Johnny.]

Comments

[strikefirster]

I'M NOT DRUNK
THIS IS SERIOUS

Wait. What the fuck's your problem?

[opheliac]

no no. this is WAYYY more srs.

btw, theres no stopping THE CALLING!!!!

or u know, u should experiment.

[strikefirster]

There's nothing fucking serious about this.
And the only thing I'm experimenting with is how much hot sauce to put in my dinner.

[opheliac]

come on, drunkiieeee!! wheres ur sense of ADVENTURE?!

im into dudes and girls. and its the best! if one pisses u off, u can just swing the other way.

[strikefirster]

I'm plenty fucking adventurous.
Just not like that. I'm allowed to have lines I don't cross.

That's good for you. If someone pisses me off I'll just kick the shit out of them.

[opheliac]

awwww! u do that for lil old me, drunkieee??? we're not even close!!
now i def need to buy u a round.

un: kickflips, text

[strongroots]

knock it off with the nickname. hes working on it

[opheliac]

if he doesnt like it, he should tell me himself. hes a big boy.

[strongroots]

im telling you i dont like it

[opheliac]

yeah? theres a lot of things U ppl do here that i dont like it and yet i have to keep my mouth shut and put up w/ it.

not everything can be kitty cat and poro hugs and kisses u know.

[strongroots]

boo hoo. you think ur the only one?

im telling you to back off with a nickname. as if you wouldnt say shit if it was ur family

[opheliac]

i call vi fat hands and tell her her head is fat.

besides my sis isnt a baby. if someone insults her, she can knock them out and they wont wake up until next month.

she can fight her own shit just like i can handle mine.

but u know what? fine. im getting SO DONE w/ this place.

[strongroots]

[ ✓ Read. ]

[strikefirster]

Look.
Robby said he didn't like it so you can knock it off.
I don't much care what you call me, but I give a shit what he has to say here.
And I'll fucking fight you to prove it.

[opheliac]

dont bother. no one is ever going to hear from me again.

just leave me alone.

[strikefirster]

Shit, kid.
Don't have to be a drama queen about it.
Take your licks and get fucking better.

[opheliac]

( no reply. drama queening. )

private

[strongroots]

[ Was he definitely watching to see what his dad would say about the drinking offer (sorry, dad) or his butting in? Sure.

...but he's happy about this. +1 dad point. ]

shes sulking bc she broke up with her girlfriend
who she got mad at for asking why she talks about killing people online

[ ... ] she can find someone elses dad to laugh at

Private

[strikefirster]

Aw.
Shit.
That sucks.
Even if she deserves it, it's not an easy thing to go through.

But yeah.
I don't know how many active dad's are around here.
But I'm sure she'll be fine.

[strongroots]

[ He could be a lot meaner, but: ]

sure

[ bye jinx, bye ]