Text UN: 1stStrike CW: Comp Het/Internalized homophobia?

[strikefirster]

[Johnny Lawrence stares at his Omni briefly. Ever since the whole speed dating fiascothe month before there has been something nagging at him. Something that didn't quite feel right to him.

Which is what brings him to his Omni today. And after two or three times where he is accidentally posted on the network one would think he'd learn his lesson, right?]

How not to be gay.

Is doing karate with dudes gay now?

[Wrong.

The network is not google, Johnny.]

Comments

[manyone]

What a rude thing to say to a young lady!!!

[payingfordeliverance]

Ah, of course you're a yOuNg LaDy now that I've pointed out your weirdo behavior~

[manyone]

I'm the Golden Witch! I'm ENDLESS! there's a difference between that and being OLD! 😡😡😡😡😡😡

[payingfordeliverance]

Ah, so you're damned to an eternity of possessing the emotional maturity of an adolescent.

Yes, I see.

This explains a couple of things, I think

[manyone]

That is not what I meant!
You are just the worst!

[payingfordeliverance]

Flattery!

[At this point Break scuttles off to show Ange the conversation and tell her proudly, "Look, look! Lady Beatrice says I'm the worst!"

This sort of shit is why Break gets to go to the happy fancy corrupty land where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.]