Text UN: 1stStrike CW: Comp Het/Internalized homophobia?

[strikefirster]

[Johnny Lawrence stares at his Omni briefly. Ever since the whole speed dating fiascothe month before there has been something nagging at him. Something that didn't quite feel right to him.

Which is what brings him to his Omni today. And after two or three times where he is accidentally posted on the network one would think he'd learn his lesson, right?]

How not to be gay.

Is doing karate with dudes gay now?

[Wrong.

The network is not google, Johnny.]

Comments

[strikefirster]

[Not thinking at all.]

Probably.
Within a few days of opening up my dojo he was at my door causing a fuss.
It’s all starting to add up now.

[strongroots]

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youve seen mrs larusso right

[ Like.

come on. ]

[strikefirster]

Of course I have.

But if everyone is going to go at me about this, I think it’s only fair he gets a little heat too.

Plus. I’ve got you here.

[strongroots]

oh okay

it is fishy, now that you say it

[ Sorry dad, it was somewhere around 'he can't let things go' he lost his game. ]

but youve got me?

[strikefirster]

It's worth considering.

[It wasn't and Johnny knew it. He is mostly just trying to get some jokes in at Daniel's expense since a lot are coming his way.]

I mean.

You're about as much proof that I'm straight as LaRusso being with his wife.

Me and your mom did have to you know.

You know for you to be around.

[strongroots]

[ ...you know, he walked himself into this one. Robby knows you can have a wife and be into guys, but... ]

sure. i thought about it as a gradual thing since you and mrs larusso are in different leagues

no offense

who knows how mr larussos mind works

[ ... ]

did you read his profile too

[strikefirster]

I guess that's fair.
She is total badass in her own right.
LaRusso at least has good taste in chicks.

...I didn't pay a whole lot of attention to it.
He was busy checking to see if someone doctored a tramp stamp onto my back.

[strongroots]

[ ....???????????? ]

wait
you have one?
or just ur pic?

[ please don't tell him his dad has a tramp stamp??? ]

[strikefirster]

No.
Just the picture.
LaRusso checked.
...Unless he was fucking lying to me.
You don't think he'd do that. Do you?

[strongroots]

[ PANIC OVER. ok. makes sense. why would he know what doctoring a picture is? ]

no
i didnt know they messed with the pictures too
figures

[strikefirster]

Yeah.
I mean it was kind of badass.
Whole tiger head thing staring at someone.
But if it was totally in the worst spot ever.

[strongroots]

if u wanna get a tattoo ask vi or ur stupid
she can get u one
and in the right place

[strikefirster]

I'll think about it.
It might have been cool.
But I think I'd rather stay all natural skin wise too. Don't need that getting all weird and saggy on me in down the road.