Johnny Lawrence (
strikefirster) wrote in
deernet2023-03-08 08:05 am
Text UN: 1stStrike CW: Comp Het/Internalized homophobia?
[Johnny Lawrence stares at his Omni briefly. Ever since the whole speed dating fiascothe month before there has been something nagging at him. Something that didn't quite feel right to him.
Which is what brings him to his Omni today. And after two or three times where he is accidentally posted on the network one would think he'd learn his lesson, right?]
How not to be gay.
Is doing karate with dudes gay now?
[Wrong.
The network is not google, Johnny.]

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So after waffling for a moment, Daniel decides to send her a message privately instead. ]
I think it'd help too. Can you maybe keep an eye out and see if anyone is making one with him? I'm asking you because he always gets weird whenever I ask him even the most innocent of questions.
If he still has none after a while, come back and ask me again. But it's better as a last resort sort of thing if it has to be me, you know? Knowing Johnny, he'll just find ways to be annoyed at me even over a bond.
[ Yes, he hates offering that. On the other hand, that part of Daniel that's too nice for his own good and too fussy about others' wellbeing extends even to Johnny, as much as he hates to admit it. ]
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I'll keep an eye on him. Or I'll try to. You know how he is. But he tends to be open with me when I ask him things. Can you believe I asked him for dating advice? And he gave me good advice?
but I got it. Totally understand. Thanks, Daniel. [ She means it, too. ]
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[ Mostly after he's seen Johnny offer house guests wet slices of ham right out of the packet. ]
Thanks for keeping an eye on him though. Let me know if there's ever anything I can do for you in return. Even if it's just giving actual good dating advice. [ Sure, Daniel, you middle-aged man. ]
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It's nothing. He looked out for me after I lost my mom so... He deserves to have someone to look after him, too. But maybe I'll take you up on the dating advice thing sometime. [ she's got something going on right now so lmfao ]