Text UN: 1stStrike CW: Comp Het/Internalized homophobia?

[strikefirster]

[Johnny Lawrence stares at his Omni briefly. Ever since the whole speed dating fiascothe month before there has been something nagging at him. Something that didn't quite feel right to him.

Which is what brings him to his Omni today. And after two or three times where he is accidentally posted on the network one would think he'd learn his lesson, right?]

How not to be gay.

Is doing karate with dudes gay now?

[Wrong.

The network is not google, Johnny.]

Comments

[strikefirster]

It's going to take a lot of flying pigs to change my mind on this one.

[manyone]

Be careful! One never knows what might show up in this place.

[strikefirster]

Nah.
Even this place would be more original than that.

[manyone]

I don't know about that. This place does seem fond of cliches.

[strikefirster]

The fuck is a cliche?

[manyone]

An overused phrase or opinion, often used in place of original thought.

My my, you're not very clever are you? Not one for books?

[strikefirster]

I don't do nerd shit.

[manyone]

What a depressingly dull fellow you are. No imagination.