Text UN: 1stStrike CW: Comp Het/Internalized homophobia?

[strikefirster]

[Johnny Lawrence stares at his Omni briefly. Ever since the whole speed dating fiascothe month before there has been something nagging at him. Something that didn't quite feel right to him.

Which is what brings him to his Omni today. And after two or three times where he is accidentally posted on the network one would think he'd learn his lesson, right?]

How not to be gay.

Is doing karate with dudes gay now?

[Wrong.

The network is not google, Johnny.]

Comments

[toguchi]

That is not so good news.

Maybe we should ignore them, and they will go away.

[strikefirster]

That sounds ridiculous.

If we ignore them they're just going to think they can walk all over us.

[toguchi]

Does a wise man bark at noisy dogs?

[ Johnny Lawrence is not a wise man, but it can't hurt to throw in a touch of proverbial-sounding flattery. ]

I do not think you are someone who is easy to walk on.

[strikefirster]

Damn right they do.
Dogs are creatures of instinct. They respect strength.
Bark louder and prouder than them and they'll respect you as the alpha.

[Johnny... That's not right at all.]

But you're right. I just wish I could show them why they shouldn't try walking on me.

[toguchi]

[ Chozen is beginning to understand some references, now. ]

A dog is better at barking than a man. When you are tired, they will still be noisy.

Some people must learn lessons the hard way. Others only make noise. Why make their troubles yours?