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Ruby Rose ([personal profile] onekindsoul) wrote in [community profile] deernet2023-03-11 01:26 pm

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[The feed opens up to an unnaturally beautiful garden. For those familiar with Ange Ushiromiyra or Beatrice's magic they'll certainly recognize the golden butterflies fluttering about the and resting upon the golden roses. While this area looks nothing like Trench, one of the carnivorous plants can be seen going to snap at one of the butterflies.

Only for Ruby Rose to pop up on the screen and slices the plant in two with a scythe made of scythe made of pure energy that she had not been seen with before. In fact she seemed incredibly energetic for someone who should be dealing with the draining effect on cold bloods this month. She's also dressed surprisingly formal for her usually very goth tendencies. She quickly dusts herself off and looks to whatever is projecting the Feed.]


Sorry about that. Just dealing with a few nasty pests that stumbled in here.

Speaking of which~!

I thought it would be fun to give everyone a little tour of The Golden Land my beautiful wife, The Golden Witch Ange Ushiromiya has created.

[The feed turns shows off the beautiful Garden, along with a gazebo with a table set for a tea party beneath it, a massive hedge maze that contains various doors that poke out from the overgrowth unnaturally. As they pass by a couple of the doors one might hear a few bangs or something that might sound like finger nails raking on the doors. Ruby seems to ignore it until she notices one slowly start to open and she'll step in to slam it shut and lock it with a key before turning back to the camera.]

Oh, just ignore that! Some people get a little rambunctious waiting for dinner, you know?

[Speaking of dinner, the next door in the hedge maze is open, and it leads to an extravagant kitchen. Inside that kitchen, one Xerxes Break is not making dinner. He is sitting cross-legged on the table, forming bits of crust into an intricate top for a terribly pretty pie. He has already made cookies and some wads of frosting shaped like roses that probably have cupcakes underneath, and is having a grand time. He glances up as Ruby steals a cookie.]

There you are. When you've finished whatever you're up to, come see me, would you? I was thinking we ought to come up with a present to make for Miss Ange. [As he speaks, he picks up a fork and casually hurls it off to the side somewhere. There's a thunk, and the angry gurgling of another carnivorous plant that tried to follow Ruby in.] Since she's made us such a lovely new home, we ought to make something really great for her too, don't you think?

[Quite frankly sitting on tables and throwing cutlery is just normal Break behavior. But those who recognize him may notice that the one red eye he keeps visible has a distinct glow about it, and his ever present omen — who is on the floor nearby, happily chewing up a pumpkin someone has conjured for him — has all of his too many teeth out in a manic doggy grin he cannot quite seem to put away.]

[Ruby bounces on the balls of her feet in excitement.]

That's a great idea! I'll wrap this up quick!

[And quickly begins to float out of the kitchen and into a grand lobby that seems to be just as over grown as everything else. There is a Portrait of her and Ange that eventually stops by and presents with open arms.]

Any who wish to visit this wonderful world created by our Golden Witch, Ange Ushiromiya are welcome to.

But please try not to cause any problems. I'll only politely ask you to leave once.

[And the feed closes with a smile that seems almost a little too sweet as she again grips that large scythe.]

[OOC Purple is Break.

TLDR Ange has made an interdimensional hidey hole centralized There will be a log coming up in the next few days to explore the area and have some fun!]
eudaimonikos: (ampliative)

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[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2023-03-11 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, quick question - what the fuck's going on?
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[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2023-03-11 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
........okay. Lot of "lovely"s in there.

[Geez, and people said his fake Good Places could be over-the-top saccharine.]

Is she like...around?
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[personal profile] frogfear 2023-03-11 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[There is nothing about this that isn't concerning.]

Hey... are you guys doing okay over there?
toteninsel: (behind the lake)

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[personal profile] toteninsel 2023-03-11 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, what a lovely tour. Ariane is particularly fond of the garden. ]

It's so nice to have a place just to yourself, isn't it? Creating such a place is not easy. Well done, you two.
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[personal profile] hauntedsavior 2023-03-11 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[anna takes the time to watch the tour and her stomach sinks the second that ruby says "golden witch". this is exactly what the fuck she was worried about. this is everything that she had tried to tell to ange before giving up and admitting to herself that it wasn't the right time. and now ruby rose is here showing off an entire lotus eater mansion that ange made to avoid her problems.]

[she's glad she waited until she got through the emotional response before she decided to say something. because it's now her turn to be pissed off at her sister. running away like this? keeping everyone else isolated isn't any better. it's not an answer and it's not for anyone's safety.]

[she'll have to visit once she sorts through it all. but in the meantime, she might as well joke about it. everything's fine. it's normal.]


We spent all this effort building a house and she could've just done this?
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[personal profile] eudaimonikos 2023-03-11 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Michael just nods - yeah, they're close. Which is why he figures he should at least try to do something about this. At least it doesn't seem like Beasthood, it's too organized, but it's some bullshit.]

Like, here, or do I have to go...wherever you are?
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[personal profile] threelayers 2023-03-11 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

Red, you are doing one hell of a bit there.
I have to hand it to you, the acting's spot on right now.
You almost sound like a noble.


[Cause it's a bit, right? Fuck, her bond was definitely getting plenty of energy, but it couldn't tell her if anything was actually up...]
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[personal profile] chessboardturn 2023-03-11 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, Ruby.

Are you sure about this?
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[personal profile] hauntedsavior 2023-03-11 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] tempredmental 2023-03-11 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a lot of plant life... that's also apparently trying to eat you.
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[personal profile] justoscar 2023-03-11 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] justoscar 2023-03-11 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Umm... Sis? Ruby? Rubes?

[He had no idea what he was looking at, but he had read enough fairy tales to have a bad feeling about this. ]

Uncle Break has his own house. Did I miss something?
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[personal profile] tempredmental 2023-03-12 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Furn-...niture...?

Ruby, you're a person... not furniture.
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[personal profile] justoscar 2023-03-12 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
I mean-- yeah, I'll come over. But, are you sure it's okay?

Ange and I talked a little. I didn't think she was into making big, fancy houses like this just.... Pop up. Out of nowhere.
Edited 2023-03-12 00:06 (UTC)
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[personal profile] toteninsel 2023-03-12 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
I tried to make one, once. It didn't turn out quite as nice as yours. I wanted to line the walls with love, but I think I had forgotten how. I made it out of flesh and sacrifices and eternity instead. I hope you never have to visit it.

[ Ariane nods. ]

It's important to draw a line between yourself and what is outside. You don't want to get lost.

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