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[The feed opens up to an unnaturally beautiful garden. For those familiar with Ange Ushiromiyra or Beatrice's magic they'll certainly recognize the golden butterflies fluttering about the and resting upon the golden roses. While this area looks nothing like Trench, one of the carnivorous plants can be seen going to snap at one of the butterflies.

Only for Ruby Rose to pop up on the screen and slices the plant in two with a scythe made of scythe made of pure energy that she had not been seen with before. In fact she seemed incredibly energetic for someone who should be dealing with the draining effect on cold bloods this month. She's also dressed surprisingly formal for her usually very goth tendencies. She quickly dusts herself off and looks to whatever is projecting the Feed.]

Sorry about that. Just dealing with a few nasty pests that stumbled in here.

Speaking of which~!

I thought it would be fun to give everyone a little tour of The Golden Land my beautiful wife, The Golden Witch Ange Ushiromiya has created.

[The feed turns shows off the beautiful Garden, along with a gazebo with a table set for a tea party beneath it, a massive hedge maze that contains various doors that poke out from the overgrowth unnaturally. As they pass by a couple of the doors one might hear a few bangs or something that might sound like finger nails raking on the doors. Ruby seems to ignore it until she notices one slowly start to open and she'll step in to slam it shut and lock it with a key before turning back to the camera.]

Oh, just ignore that! Some people get a little rambunctious waiting for dinner, you know?

[Speaking of dinner, the next door in the hedge maze is open, and it leads to an extravagant kitchen. Inside that kitchen, one Xerxes Break is not making dinner. He is sitting cross-legged on the table, forming bits of crust into an intricate top for a terribly pretty pie. He has already made cookies and some wads of frosting shaped like roses that probably have cupcakes underneath, and is having a grand time. He glances up as Ruby steals a cookie.]

There you are. When you've finished whatever you're up to, come see me, would you? I was thinking we ought to come up with a present to make for Miss Ange. [As he speaks, he picks up a fork and casually hurls it off to the side somewhere. There's a thunk, and the angry gurgling of another carnivorous plant that tried to follow Ruby in.] Since she's made us such a lovely new home, we ought to make something really great for her too, don't you think?

[Quite frankly sitting on tables and throwing cutlery is just normal Break behavior. But those who recognize him may notice that the one red eye he keeps visible has a distinct glow about it, and his ever present omen — who is on the floor nearby, happily chewing up a pumpkin someone has conjured for him — has all of his too many teeth out in a manic doggy grin he cannot quite seem to put away.]

[Ruby bounces on the balls of her feet in excitement.]

That's a great idea! I'll wrap this up quick!

[And quickly begins to float out of the kitchen and into a grand lobby that seems to be just as over grown as everything else. There is a Portrait of her and Ange that eventually stops by and presents with open arms.]

Any who wish to visit this wonderful world created by our Golden Witch, Ange Ushiromiya are welcome to.

But please try not to cause any problems. I'll only politely ask you to leave once.

[And the feed closes with a smile that seems almost a little too sweet as she again grips that large scythe.]

[OOC Purple is Break.

TLDR Ange has made an interdimensional hidey hole centralized There will be a log coming up in the next few days to explore the area and have some fun!]

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[anna takes the time to watch the tour and her stomach sinks the second that ruby says "golden witch". this is exactly what the fuck she was worried about. this is everything that she had tried to tell to ange before giving up and admitting to herself that it wasn't the right time. and now ruby rose is here showing off an entire lotus eater mansion that ange made to avoid her problems.]

[she's glad she waited until she got through the emotional response before she decided to say something. because it's now her turn to be pissed off at her sister. running away like this? keeping everyone else isolated isn't any better. it's not an answer and it's not for anyone's safety.]

[she'll have to visit once she sorts through it all. but in the meantime, she might as well joke about it. everything's fine. it's normal.]

We spent all this effort building a house and she could've just done this?

[Don't worry. It's Ruby Rose here putting on the best stepford smile she can.]

Look- It's not that we didn't like the house. It was lovely house with everything we could ask for.

Unfortunately it turns out that things are just too dangerous out there. And since we can't pick our neighbors we decided to get a brand new neighborhood.

[hm! this is horrifying.]

Too dangerous for the star Huntress of Remnant and her witchy, witchy wife? Damn, all right, if that's the only answer you guys had. You're not gonna let the house go to waste, though, right? [she is trying not to sound particularly offended, but there is part of her that... does actually feel a little betrayed by this.] I mean, Trench really did all just kind of come together for you two. Kind of feels like a party foul.

I don't want to sell myself short. I'm sure I could handle myself out there just fine. But this was the wish of my beautiful Golden Witch. As her furniture it's my job make her wishes a reality, not fight against them.

The house will serve as the entrance to our new realm. [Which... surely is fine. She could look a little more sympathetic about this.] We appreciate everyone's efforts and should anyone like to visit our realm. I'll return the favor and guarantee their safety here.

So long as they don't cause any trouble of course.

[she'd seen the word before, but hearing it come from ruby's mouth herself is chilling. there's a long pause, and then anna's own words come out heavier than she wants them to.]

Furniture is a hell of a word for wife, Rubes.

[Ruby blinks but doesn't exactly register the heavier tone.]

I'm that too. But I'm also acting as a familiar to her as well.

So what things do you do that don't involve Ange, now that you're in this role?

[she's going to need to visit. there's no way around it, regardless of ruby's answer, but she can still get information.]

Or are you suddenly devoting every single thing in your life to her?

She's the reason I'm standing here at the moment.
I have every reason to devote myself to her.

Is she? Huh.

[anna could say a lot of different things right now. but they will all start a fight; she's sure of it. so she holds her tongue and minds her tone.]

There a chance I can come over to talk with my sister? See how she's holding up in the middle of all this?

She is~!

[She considers this briefly, then finally gives a nod and a little bow.]

Of course. As long as you promise not to cause a fuss.

Do you have a preference in tea or snacks?

No fusses. Hand to god. [she is not saying which god.] I'm good on tea and all that, too, but thanks for the offer. I just wanna come over and talk, you know? Lots of big things happening for my little sister and you. Wanna make sure everything's good.

[she's coming armed.]

If you say so! But I'm holding you to that.

[She looks a little curious but not overly concerned.]

She's in perfectly capable hands. Who would look after he better than myself and Break?

Hey, I trust you two, don't get me wrong. This is just a sister thing. You get it, right?

[There's a blankness to Ruby's good eye that suggests that somehow she might not get it at all. Which is weird. But she smiles sweetly regardless.]

Of course.

This is just a protecting my witch thing.

Of course.

[this isn't gonna go well. she doesn't bother faking a smile.]

Well. Looking forward to seeing you and Ange sometime soon. It'll be good.

[Ruby on the other hand is all about fake smiles.]

Oh. I'm looking forward to it. I'll be a great time.

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