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[The feed at first is just a mass of red, curly, curly hair. Then Kyle sits back from where he's propped up his Omni on his desk so his upper body and head are visible. He looks vaguely annoyed, which anybody who knows him will recognise isn't terribly unusual.]
So this is a problem that isn't REALLY a problem, but fuck it, I'm gonna ask about it anyway...
You guys have noticed the clothes here, right? Like, everything looks like you're gonna go hunt Dracula or some shit, or like you're going to that fancy-ass party celebrities go to on earth, the, uh, Met gala? Yeah, that.
Now I'm not a fashion guy. [This is evident to literally anyone who can see the feed - this is clearly a man who bought the first clothes he found that fit. Well, mostly fit. He's looking a bit like he mugged an extra in a bad stage production of Oliver Twist.]
But if I DID want something that didn't look like ass, I don't even know what that would look like, you know? Like if you wanted to make an impression, or something. So I guess just like... what the hell are you guys wearing?
So this is a problem that isn't REALLY a problem, but fuck it, I'm gonna ask about it anyway...
You guys have noticed the clothes here, right? Like, everything looks like you're gonna go hunt Dracula or some shit, or like you're going to that fancy-ass party celebrities go to on earth, the, uh, Met gala? Yeah, that.
Now I'm not a fashion guy. [This is evident to literally anyone who can see the feed - this is clearly a man who bought the first clothes he found that fit. Well, mostly fit. He's looking a bit like he mugged an extra in a bad stage production of Oliver Twist.]
But if I DID want something that didn't look like ass, I don't even know what that would look like, you know? Like if you wanted to make an impression, or something. So I guess just like... what the hell are you guys wearing?
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I'm just saying, quitting smoking is maybe a better step than cosmetic surgery before the age of twenty-one.
[He nods.] Yeah. Uhm, I couldn't see it, apparently certain bloodtypes noticed them a lot easier. But it was me. Like a fucked up ghoul version of me just crawling around after me making me feel like shit.
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(Uggggggh he reminded her way too much of Needy sometimes. She rolls her eyes.) I don't smoke that much, mom.
That's so gnarly, oh my god. (It was actually kind of cool...She sulks.) Why didn't I get a fucked up zombie version of me stalking me around? Everyone gets all the cool shit.
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Dude, it was NOT cool! Like I couldn't see it do I'm not sure how gross it was, but my friend said it was pretty nasty. I can say the effects of it were definitely not cool at all because it was just like... I looked tired and gaunt and generally sick, and I felt really, really lonely. It sucked.