video; UN: TripleJ

[kyley_b]

[The feed at first is just a mass of red, curly, curly hair. Then Kyle sits back from where he's propped up his Omni on his desk so his upper body and head are visible. He looks vaguely annoyed, which anybody who knows him will recognise isn't terribly unusual.]

So this is a problem that isn't REALLY a problem, but fuck it, I'm gonna ask about it anyway...

You guys have noticed the clothes here, right? Like, everything looks like you're gonna go hunt Dracula or some shit, or like you're going to that fancy-ass party celebrities go to on earth, the, uh, Met gala? Yeah, that.

Now I'm not a fashion guy. [This is evident to literally anyone who can see the feed - this is clearly a man who bought the first clothes he found that fit. Well, mostly fit. He's looking a bit like he mugged an extra in a bad stage production of Oliver Twist.]

But if I DID want something that didn't look like ass, I don't even know what that would look like, you know? Like if you wanted to make an impression, or something. So I guess just like... what the hell are you guys wearing?

Comments

[imaglyphwitch]

Wish I wasn't. About the squid part anyway.

No kidding?! That's pretty cool! You went from space to here? Did you work for Nasa or something?

I agree! In just about every new world I've been to, I've found some kind of new family dynamic that worked for me!

[And picked some new ones along the way, really].

[kyley_b]

No, not for NASA. I was abducted by aliens, which... seems to happen to me fairly often. But yeah, I was there, then I woke up here.

That speaks pretty highly of you as a person.

[imaglyphwitch]

You know, I would be shocked about the aliens, but, well, look at us. I can't really judge. Glad you made it out ok.

Oh, thanks! Trust me, the last few months were...rough. I'm glad that things worked out how they have here.

[kyley_b]

Yeah, the whole squid thing really keeps weird shit in perspective.

Yeah? I'm sorry to hear that. You're more or less okay now?

[imaglyphwitch]

It really, really does.

Eh. Relatively. When there's not some huge drawback happening in a month, I'll let you know.

[kyley_b]

I know we're not like, buddies or whatever, but if you're in a bad place I'd totally help if I could. Just for the record.

[imaglyphwitch]

Hey, you saying that just made me like you a whole lot more.

I'll keep an eye out for you the next time!

Actually, did we even get each other's name?

[kyley_b]

Oh, sorry, no! I'm so fucking rude, my mom would murder me... I'm Kyle Broflovski.

[imaglyphwitch]

[Luz couldn't help chuckling at this. If his mom would be mad at him for not introducing himself, she'd be REALLY mad at him for dropping an F bomb in front of a budding teen. Her own mom would have gone straight for the soap in the mouth at that point].

Nice to meet you Kyle! I'm Luz, Luz Noceda!

[kyley_b]

[Luz isn't wrong. Sheila Broflovski has plenty of opinions on her son's foul mouth.]

That's really pretty. And easy to remember, which is a bonus.

[imaglyphwitch]

Thanks! Pretty easy to say too, thought you wouldn't believe how many people say it wrong anyway.

[kyley_b]

How the hell do they say it, then?

[imaglyphwitch]

'Luhz' or they say 'lose.' Sometimes they mispronounce it on purpose because they can. Those times you have to try REALLY hard to let that kind of thing roll off your back.

[kyley_b]

If it makes you feel any better, all throughout high school my basketball jersey said 'Barf' because they couldn't fit - or spell - 'Broflovski.'

[imaglyphwitch]

They couldn't put "Brof" anywhere? That sounds like they did it in on purpose!

[kyley_b]

The entire fucking town had bene misspelling my name since I was born, so I'm actually not sure.

[imaglyphwitch]

They have? Really?

That doesn't seem like a hard name to misspell! If you read, anyway.

[kyley_b]

Heh, yeah.

It's Polish, I dunno. People are dumb.

[imaglyphwitch]

Huh. I guess.

On my end, Spanish. Sometimes people don't get it right.

[kyley_b]

Yeah, you feel my pain.

[imaglyphwitch]

Got that right.