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[The feed at first is just a mass of red, curly, curly hair. Then Kyle sits back from where he's propped up his Omni on his desk so his upper body and head are visible. He looks vaguely annoyed, which anybody who knows him will recognise isn't terribly unusual.]
So this is a problem that isn't REALLY a problem, but fuck it, I'm gonna ask about it anyway...
You guys have noticed the clothes here, right? Like, everything looks like you're gonna go hunt Dracula or some shit, or like you're going to that fancy-ass party celebrities go to on earth, the, uh, Met gala? Yeah, that.
Now I'm not a fashion guy. [This is evident to literally anyone who can see the feed - this is clearly a man who bought the first clothes he found that fit. Well, mostly fit. He's looking a bit like he mugged an extra in a bad stage production of Oliver Twist.]
But if I DID want something that didn't look like ass, I don't even know what that would look like, you know? Like if you wanted to make an impression, or something. So I guess just like... what the hell are you guys wearing?
So this is a problem that isn't REALLY a problem, but fuck it, I'm gonna ask about it anyway...
You guys have noticed the clothes here, right? Like, everything looks like you're gonna go hunt Dracula or some shit, or like you're going to that fancy-ass party celebrities go to on earth, the, uh, Met gala? Yeah, that.
Now I'm not a fashion guy. [This is evident to literally anyone who can see the feed - this is clearly a man who bought the first clothes he found that fit. Well, mostly fit. He's looking a bit like he mugged an extra in a bad stage production of Oliver Twist.]
But if I DID want something that didn't look like ass, I don't even know what that would look like, you know? Like if you wanted to make an impression, or something. So I guess just like... what the hell are you guys wearing?
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yeeeeeah i get that. i don't think i was that bad, but that's sort of relative. one of my friends definitely projected way harder.
dude you're so not a wuss you sleep with fucking sickles!
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HUMAN MASCULINITY SEEMS TO BE A VERY FRAGILE CONCEPT. OUR ONE FRIEND LITERALLY THOUGHT HE "TURNED" DAVE GAY BY MESSING UP ONE OF HIS TIMELINES. GRANTED, THAT FRIEND IS A FLAPPING MORON. I FEEL ENORMOUS PITY FOR YOU GUYS.
YOU ARE NOT WRONG. I AM PRETTY BADASS. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT. ANYONE WITH COMMON SENSE SHOULD SLEEP WITH WEAPONS THOUGH. THAT IS SURVIVAL 101. BUT I DO CRY A LOT DURING MOVIES. AND I SCREAM A LOT OVER EVERYTHING.
POINT IS I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A WUSS EITHER. IF YOU WERE, I WOULD PROBABLY MOCK YOU FOR IT, BUT DEEP DOWN, I WOULD NOT SEE IT AS A FLAW.
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ugh it IS. i hate it.
screaming just means you care.
aw. you're the best moirail a fella could want.
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THAT IS ONE WAY TO LOOK AT IT. MANY OF MY FRIENDS WOULD JUST SAY IT'S OBNOXIOUS.
(He has to die for a few seconds, thanks. No. A few minutes...!)
IT IS INCREDIBLY EASY TO BE A GOOD MOIRAIL TO YOU. YOU ARE EXTREMELY SATISFYING AS A MOIRAIL. AND I AM DEEPLY FUCKING GRATEFUL TO HAVE YOU.
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yeah well maybe they just don't care as deeply as we do.
i'm deeply fucking grateful, too.