deernet | 001 Video: FilledwithSunshine

[At first, the image is that of just an absolutely giant stag. The stag's antlers are absolutely covered in songbirds, crows, ravens, and even a hawk, while a squirrel and chipmunk sit on his back next to a raccoon. And that's just some of the animals, there are creatures that look much meaner and nastier with infinitely harsher fangs and claws and mass. The stag huffs and shakes his head, the birds fly up for only a few seconds before going back to sitting on his antlers.]

...Now then, did I get it right this time?

[There are resounding tweets and chirps and squeaks and outright screeches from the animals.]

Oh! Wonderful!

[The picture turns around and then Snow White smiles bright and wide at the camera.]

Why hello there! It's so wonderful to meet you all! Or well, not meet you, not yet! [She giggles.] But I hope to meet you all properly soon.

My name is Snow White!

I was hoping someone here might have a very definite answer for a question I have! You see, I just arrived here not too long ago, but I'm not sure if this is the afterlife for all of us or not.

[Straight to the point this one.]

Some have said yes, others have said no! So I'm afraid I simply just don't know! I was so sure I was dead, after all, but what wonderful news it would be to know I'm not!

Would someone be so kind as to let me know? [Snow White asks all of this with a bright and cheerful smile. For a girl who thinks she's dead, she's frighteningly cheerful.

But that's Snow White for you.]

Thank you so much!

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Oh yes! Especially when you're trying a new recipe for the first time! Every pot and pan can be different so the time it takes to cook or boil or bake in an oven or atop a fire can be different each time.

Oh um. I don't... Ovens and stoves are harder. I just.

I just use fire. And alchemy burners.

S-so I'm not. That talented.

Oh now now, of course you are! Some people haven't learned to do even that. You're very impressive to me. And I hope you think you're impressive to you too!

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[Impressive? For cooking soup? Honestly, he has no idea how to process that. Shouldn't people be impressed by heroic acts? Or dragonslaying?]

I um... I can um. I can try. To do that.

[Sure, but they should also be impressed by the day-to-day.]

Oh, that's wonderful! And if you need a reminder, I will be happy to remind you.

You...

You will? But um. Why - ? You must have. Better things. More things.

Even if I have more things, I always have time for my friends.

...

[Huh?]

We... are friends?

I would like us to be! Will you be my friend?

Oh um.

Okay.

Oh! I'm so glad! It's always nice to make friends, don't you think?

Y-yes. Yes, it is.

[He means it, he's just nervous.]

I'm still very new to making friends, so I'm so glad you said yes.

... Really?

You are? I um. I mean. You're... new?

I am, yes! I was just exiled from my kingdom but have you heard of Germany?

You... what? Why?

Oh um. Um - no. I'm sorry.

Hmm? Oh! My stepmother is trying to kill me. But I'm perfectly safe here.

[ ... What. ]

[Please hold, we're processing that. Surely, he can think of something more than just the word "what".]

[Right?]

What?

[Melius jfc.]

It's alright, I'm safe here.

Are - are you sure? Um. You could - you should find. Find my friend. And his boyfriend.

My friend is an alchemist too and his boyfriend is an atronach knight.

Atronach? I don't think I've heard of such a type of knight. Nor have I ever met an alchemist! How exciting.

It's um. Because he's made of plants. And atronachs are made of elements. So um. That's. How Varian explained it.

Oh - he's the alchemist.

Made of plants? You mean like Fern? I didn't know so many people were made of plants!

And oh! I know Varian. We met the first day I arrived.

Oh! Oh you... know them already?

I do! I met both of them the first day I arrived. They're so sweet! I'm not surprised they're your friends, you're really very sweet too!

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