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deernet2021-11-28 10:04 pm
un: eudaimonikos; video | backdated to early November
Good morning, Trench! [Michael seems pleased with himself today!] I'm here to announce the grand opening of a brand-new boutique - the ~Garb Place~!
[He claps his hands together and then spreads them, creating a little shower of golden magic sparkles. The camera swings around briefly, showing a panoramic view of a small shop interior, before returning to Michael.]
That's right! I've decided to use my incredible reality-bending abilities to make clothes! All custom orders, so literally whatever you want. Within reason, I guess, but I've still got enough power here to make that a pretty broad category. Ah, and I've also got some jewelry I made when I was bored, and some drinks and small cakes.
[The camera turns briefly - oh, it looks like there's just a little area in the boutique to Chill. Including, yes, small cakes.]
Those are...I don't know, those are free if you want to just hang out. I'm a little bored here, and I feel like having a shop does mean being in the shop for large portions of the day. That's a little weird...
Anyway - I feel like this city really needs a little brightening up. I understand if people want practical clothing, but it doesn't need to all be black. And hey, it's fun! Check this out!
[Time to view some ads! These are all just pictures of Usagi in flashy, fancy dresses. Very couture. It's not actually very much like a traditional fashion shoot - Michael really doesn't have or understand that whole male-gaze-y affair - but it does look like they had a ton of fun taking the photos! She's probably stage-fighting with swords or something in some of them. It was a whole thing.]
Now - for this month, I'm offering a special discount on full-coverage outfits. They're very in right now, apparently due to all of the potentially deadly mushroom spores floating through the air. I've even made a few hats!
[The camera turns about to show off a few fancy veiled hats, except that the veils are clearly designed to cover the entire face, and are rather more like sheer fabric than netting.]
Honestly, if you don't have anything good to wear, just let me know and we'll work something out. Sounds like it's getting more dangerous out there. Cover up, stay safe. And drop by if you want to look at clothes and eat little cakes!
[He claps his hands together and then spreads them, creating a little shower of golden magic sparkles. The camera swings around briefly, showing a panoramic view of a small shop interior, before returning to Michael.]
That's right! I've decided to use my incredible reality-bending abilities to make clothes! All custom orders, so literally whatever you want. Within reason, I guess, but I've still got enough power here to make that a pretty broad category. Ah, and I've also got some jewelry I made when I was bored, and some drinks and small cakes.
[The camera turns briefly - oh, it looks like there's just a little area in the boutique to Chill. Including, yes, small cakes.]
Those are...I don't know, those are free if you want to just hang out. I'm a little bored here, and I feel like having a shop does mean being in the shop for large portions of the day. That's a little weird...
Anyway - I feel like this city really needs a little brightening up. I understand if people want practical clothing, but it doesn't need to all be black. And hey, it's fun! Check this out!
[Time to view some ads! These are all just pictures of Usagi in flashy, fancy dresses. Very couture. It's not actually very much like a traditional fashion shoot - Michael really doesn't have or understand that whole male-gaze-y affair - but it does look like they had a ton of fun taking the photos! She's probably stage-fighting with swords or something in some of them. It was a whole thing.]
Now - for this month, I'm offering a special discount on full-coverage outfits. They're very in right now, apparently due to all of the potentially deadly mushroom spores floating through the air. I've even made a few hats!
[The camera turns about to show off a few fancy veiled hats, except that the veils are clearly designed to cover the entire face, and are rather more like sheer fabric than netting.]
Honestly, if you don't have anything good to wear, just let me know and we'll work something out. Sounds like it's getting more dangerous out there. Cover up, stay safe. And drop by if you want to look at clothes and eat little cakes!

Video | Clickclickbloom
Hold up a second there.
Black can very stylish if you give it a chance.
...But I say this as the person who was wearing a ton of black before we ended up in her dream goth world.
Okay. I'm starting to see your point here.
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[like, it's fine if you want to, but there should be options]
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Have you ever considered making a technicolor dream coat? That could be fancy. You could make it all of the colours!
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video; un: doublehedgedsword
[And then he switches over to private, because this is making him realize something important!]
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Can you make sweaters? Like a whole bunch of fancy sweaters?
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video | un: P.G.
If it wasn't already obvious who was at the wheel by the way he isn't blinking, as soon as he opens his mouth, it's definitely Paimon. )
Hello Michael. Your store is very pleasing.
( Though his voice is perpetually kind of lacking in emotions, Paimon's eyes are sparkling like he's just seen the eighth wonder of the world. )
I have nothing good to wear, so I would like to order some clothes. ( Peter's clothes suck! He wants nicer things. )
And I would like to have some little cakes....
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[Michael lights up. He's chatted with Peter, and things were a little ambiguous early on, but he feels like he hasn't really gotten to properly talk with Paimon in a while.]
Hey, sure, come on by! We can have some little cakes and talk about what you want - I figure I'll draw some pictures before I make anything, and you can touch all the fabric squares.
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sudden backdated thread initiation for something dumb and chill; feel free 2 ignore if you prefer!
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Heh, Usagi looks great in these!
So what do you take for compensation?
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[Frankly, he doesn't have a ton of personal needs himself, so he's probably gonna be lowballing a lot of this.]
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video; un: ushiromiya
But despite how pokerfaced she usually is, Ange can still smile a little when she sees those ads. Swordfighting to display the clothes? Really? It's kind of stupidly amusing. ]
It looks like you two had a whole lot of fun with making the photos. [ Understatement of the year. ] At least it makes your ads stand out.
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[or something like that!]
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>private
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voice; un: givemeyourown
[The voice on the other end of the Omni sounds direly serious.
Also, riddled with static.]
Can you see ultraviolet?
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[What is he, a person with human eyes?]
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the way the icons interact here is making me giggle. also u down for action or wanna handwave?
action's fine!
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un: lumine
Since you're making clothes out of essentially thin air, does that mean they may disappear at any time?
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[Seemed fun to try a new thing!]
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video; un: wulala
Then comes back a moment later with a slightly more composed Wu starring at him with the biggest eyes and the brightest smile ]
You can make clothes?
Any clothes?
Any clothes?!
[ Don't mind him, he's just very, very excited about this. ]
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Sure!
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im sorry for this
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video; un: Dr. Disraeli
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[.....]
Anyway, it seemed a lot more interesting than trying to pick up bartending again. Might as well make stuff, if I get to keep my powers - but "I can make anything" is a little broad for a business description.
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Video; UN: Cuddlebunny
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[there's probably not yelp here, right?]
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audio, un:yuuki
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Video; un: darkness
[Usagi and Lucille chief among them. This is what Maul got for being friends with some of the worst clothes horses in Trench.]
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I am willing to work in black.
[You know, if he must.]
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