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🍒🍭ƎᗡOM ЯƎTꙄ⋊ƆIЯT🍭🍒 | un: carcinoGeneticist
cw: brainwashing/mental alterations/drug themes without the drugs/nsfw themes
EMERGENCY MEMO: READ THIS OR GET FUCKED
ATTENTION INFERIOR SUBCREATURES: YOU MAY BE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER. DO NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID. LET'S COLLECTIVELY HOLD OUR CHILL. I'M TRYING TO GET THIS UP AS QUICKLY AS I CAN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. I MUST BEGRUDGINGLY ADMIT THAT I HAVE MADE AN UNFORTUNATE ERROR AND Į̵̰̱̼̤̰̤̝͔̦̌͝ ̷̠̰͇͓̙̰̲̈͝M̵̱̪̈́̊̐̒A̷̡̹̩̦̱̞͓̭̐̃́͊̚Y̴̨̲̭͍̱͈̣͙͍͂́̆̆̄̆͝͠ ̶̢͈̳̲̅̇̄̄͂͜H̸̡̻̤̎̋͒͋̉͘A̸̡͇͚̮͉͙͓̳̍ͅͅV̸͎̪̆̀̃̇̏͝E̷͉̣͎͌̀̈́̚͝ ̷̲̮͍̮̮̝̌̊̋͋̎̋̇̀̄̏͜͜ͅC̴̨͓͖͍̓̉͊ͅŔ̸̛̯̻̯́̎̓͗͗̎̐͐Ē̸̢̤̄̐A̵̙̳̾̈́́̅̽̄̎̐͝T̶̡̧̧͓͚̲͉͓̔́̂̍E̷̤̻̜̫͎͍̱͔̪̊͝D̶͖̺̋̀̽͌̉͑̄̋ ̸̞͈̖̝̄̊̈̀̄̅Ȃ̴̝̱̪͙́̀̌ ̵̛̣̱̪͌̈́͐͛́͊̔̅̕V̷̤̥̯̤̏͒͗̈̿̈́̒̓Ḯ̶͔͇̭̱̥͇̞̃̀̆͝R̶͇͙͔͎̫͙̆̊̒Ú̶̡̘̣͓̩͍̙͖̓͒̇͂̓͒́̕̕S̴̪̱̠͔̭͉̖̻̉͒̆̈́̍̈́̿͘
M̷̨̥̫̻̖͖̟͂͑̏̌͌̾ͅA̸͍̠̖̝̱̥̿̈́̀̂̏͠͝K̶͍̞͍̱͇̅̇͋̏͆̚Ę̴̧͖͙̤̲̱͙̓̅́͂̔͋ͅ ̶͙̬̱̬̞͆͆̅͝Š̷̖͈̝̎̈̿̈́͐̂̒̔̓͜Ủ̵̢̹̹̲̣͊̆Ṛ̴̢̲̝͙̬̱͚͊̀̓E̶̺̤̹͚͂̒̏̈́̓̿̃͝ ̴̖̪͈̝̥̝̩̭̹͌̉͆̀̀̈́͊͘͝ͅŃ̵̻͚̥͐̈́̓̚O̴̢̢̖̜̯̹͈̳͆̈́Ṫ̴̪͕͓͙͔̳̭̆̔̈́͛̆͜͝ ̴̡̔͌̑̊̑͌̅̍Ţ̸͙̭͓͎̼̹̩͑̒̈́͂͑̈́̉̂̚͜Ò̴̢̭͔̞͇̰̙̟̼̈́̆ ̵̡̢̼̱̖͕͔̙̖̻͛̐͂̾̈́́͗̓̕͘O̶̢̤̹̭̓́͑̎̇̽̅̈́̄͝P̴̭̌̃͝Ę̵͍̟̜͍̓̏̕Ň̷̟̣̤̉͋̇̿̽̚͝͝ ̵̼̘̄͂́̈́̂̆̓̚͜͝A̸̘̭̞̫̤̠͓̼͌̃̈N̸̮̰̟͎͚̤̏̾͛͛̿̀̾͠ͅY̵̡̖̺̗̮̦̻͚͗́̀̉ ̴̄͋̌̂̄̾̚͜͝R̴̨̖͍͔̩͇͇̜̙͓̈̅͝͝Ą̷͂́͛͋̆̽̽̃͆̀N̵̯͌̍͑͌̔͊͝Ḑ̵̩̦͉̣̓̏O̷̢̮̞̖̩͚̎̏̊͛͂̚̚M̸̫̙̣̱̱͔̝͍̥̖̂́̿̓͐͐̋̚̚͝ ̷̨̧͍̦̖͔̪̘͆Ḽ̴̨̤̹̃̎̂́͗̄̾́ͅI̵̪͓̦͙͙͕͖͓͓̖̿̂͑̒̄̍̓N̵̯͚̱̠͑K̸̢̛͔̠̺̩̰̮͇̀͊͆͐̒͋S̷̨̧̡̙̜͓̗͍̈́̓̄̑̍̆̚͝ͅ ̴̖̬̖̲̬̣͈̗̹̩̓̓̊̄Į̷̤͇̭̙̘̾̓̾̆͗͝ ̵̢͍͉͓̮͚̫͚͒͛̐̅͋͛͘S̴̻͙̅̆̈̂͒̔̔̕͘͝Ȩ̶̡͆͛̔͂̓̚N̶̨̨̟̳̯̰̤̗͖͇̑͋͑̍͠D̸̘̜̟̖̽ ̵̖̼̐͌͊͌Y̸͖̥̻̖͓̘̟̻͒̐̕̚Ó̴̝̿̃̉͆̀̃͆̔Ư̵̢̲̥̩̩̔́̋͑ ̴̢̛̟̜̩̘̥̆̑̾͗̓͛̈́͆͘Į̵͈̺̦̳͖̩͍̗̮͑̅N̴̜͚̜͔̲͈̣̏̏̅̄̀͘ ᗡIꟼUTꙄ OꙄ MA I ⋊ƆUꟻ ⋊ƆUꟻ ᎮͶI⋊ƆUꟻ
G̸͎̮̈́̊Ơ̴̢̯͕̤̩̦̰̟̲̆̅̅͊͗̚͝ͅD̷̠̫̺̓̓̓̔̍̆̂ ̵̠̣̖̹̼̂̒͘F̴̡̟̠̣͈͕̅͝Ụ̷̖̓̈̈́̏̍͐̅̕C̴̨̡͓̰̥͕̼̯̰̃̈́̅̒̅Ķ̴̼̂̐I̷̡̢̚Ń̸͉̟͖̜̘͚̹̓̈́͑ͅG̸̨̤̘͚̥̹̘͓̒͛̆͂̈́ ̸̢̨͎̰̳̎̐̈́͝D̷͖̬̤̭̦̀̆̅̂͊̽̽͆͂͌Å̶̙͎̹͊͛M̵̝̳̤͙̠̞̳̓̒̏Ñ̸̖̮͓̦̖͖̣̈͜͜ ̴̛̻̼̉͂͛Į̴̛͓͙̂̂̈́̓͝T̴̢̗̘̘̱̭͌͐̈́ ̸͍̚
̵͓̝͍͎͚͔͖̿̿̑͌̏͝Î̶̘͓̞̮̺̦̦̩͋̆͊͜F̷͔̹̽̏̇͊̐̉͊̕ ̸̳̟̪̮̣̀̌̃͜͝Y̶̗͚͔̦̤̤͍̩͂O̶͖͌̐͐̓̆̆͝Ȕ̸̧͍̹̫̭̤̬͆̔́̂́ ̷͚͚̖̯̠͔̲̝͈͊͜͝C̷̝͇̼̿̇̌̉̃A̶̮͔͍͙̜͉̣̗͇͒͒̾͂̒̀̎͒Ṇ̵̝͔̩̺̱̣̗̼̒̎ ̴͇̝̪̂̂̇̒́̌̌U̶̘͌̾̊̿̽͘N̷̡͚̦͈̠͗̈́̎͋͋͜͝C̵̢͖͕͕̗͠R̶̨͉̦͍̗͙̐̃̌̇̐͛̑̀͜Y̷͎̿̀͛P̶͙̙̦̯͉̩̫̙̉T̶̫̪̗̽͗̐̓̈́͗͝ ̷̢̼̦̯͛Ṫ̴̡̡͎͍̖̻͍͉̺̝͆̓̄͊̌̍̈́̾̿Ḥ̸͇͓̗̩͈̭͖́̈́̈́̓͗̎͛͝ͅǏ̸̳S̷͓͖̲̠̗̝͕̐̃̆̾̎̏ ̷̬̘̦̬̫̭̏͌̈̈́͆̇̀͊̂̚Y̶͍̤̓̾͋̾́̑̕O̶̠͖̭͍̥͊̓̂̃̇Ư̶̳̪̦̾͒̔̑͂͠ ̸̭̼̥̖̺̜̫̥̱͚̈́̿̍̒̏̅A̷̧̻̙͔̘͕̠͖̋̇R̵̛͙̘̗̣͇͐͑͊͌͒̄̈́͋͝E̷̛͚̬̙̫͎͔͕͗̅̀͗̋̑̕͜͠
̷̲͎͈̘͚͈͕̣̅̋̈́Ḭ̵̢̼̣̐͘͜͝O̵̧̤͚͚̞͉̠̯͇̩͝n̷̡̧̟̺͈͖̰̹̤͆̌͌̄͝͝͝ͅm̴̰̝͉̼̩̥̗̰̑̇͒͝f̶̮̘̻͖̙̜̻͓̙͑̃̓͂͊̀̈̚D̵͍̓͋̓̊͒͌̓͂g̷̡̰̰̪͂f̴͉̞̻̊̿̈́̿̍͊́̒͝͠k̷̝͙̇̋̾̄͂̕s̸̛͉̥̋͛͗͝͝ͅͅj̴̨̡͇̭̹̬̰̯̤̣̾̀̐̽̐ḍ̸̢̜̖̣͓̲͍̄̈̓̓̍̇̂̊́͝g̶̼̯̯͌̄́̍̔̑̉̅͝
̶̛̠̦͚̜̺͇͓͍̟͒̑͑̊́̈́̔̕͜g̷̛͈͇̱̩̩͉̿̋̒̎f̶̡̛̝̺͙̭̳̹̓͋̏̈̿̉k̶̭̺̜͍͕̈́͗̓̉̉͒͘̚̕f̶̜̖̭̞̉̐̾͠g̴̨͚͚͍̣̥̈́̏͝ͅ
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WOW!!!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!!!! HAHAHAHA. YOU WERE ALL ABOUT TO BE MADE INTO GRUBSAUCE. PRACTICALLY A ROOKIE MISTAKE THERE.
BUT FEAR NOT, YOUR COMPASSIONATE AND INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT LEADER THOUGHT ON HIS FEET AND SAVED YOU ALL FROM A CATACLYSMIC MISERY. YOU CAN THANK ME NOW. YOU ARE SO WELCOME. THE ONLY THING I ASK IN EXCHANGE FOR KEEPING YOU ALL SAFE IS YOUR ABSOLUTE LOVE AND DEVOTION TO ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ❤️
OR ELSE. HAHA!
TO COLLECTIVELY RECOVER FROM THAT SCARE, LET US RELAX WITH THE MUSIC OF A DIFFERENT, BETTER, SIMPLER TIME.
WATCH WITH ME.
NOW, IS IT ME, OR IS THIS THE BEST TIME OF YEAR FOR SLOPPY MAKE-OUT SESSIONS? WE SHOULD ALL KISS AND CHILL OUT. EVERYONE'S SO STRESSED LATELY. WE JUST NEED TO...RELAX.
(Enjoy the horrendous, squeaky music and bright flashing lights that will consume your Omni...and your brain! Welcome to Trickster Mode. If you don't fall for the first link, maybe you'll fall for the second! Either will lead to some serious brainwashing!
If you're smart, you probably won't actually open that link. To avoid Trickster Mode - that's all you gotta do! Not fall for this rookie way to get people to put viruses on their tech (and psyche).)
ATTENTION INFERIOR SUBCREATURES: YOU MAY BE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER. DO NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID. LET'S COLLECTIVELY HOLD OUR CHILL. I'M TRYING TO GET THIS UP AS QUICKLY AS I CAN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. I MUST BEGRUDGINGLY ADMIT THAT I HAVE MADE AN UNFORTUNATE ERROR AND Į̵̰̱̼̤̰̤̝͔̦̌͝ ̷̠̰͇͓̙̰̲̈͝M̵̱̪̈́̊̐̒A̷̡̹̩̦̱̞͓̭̐̃́͊̚Y̴̨̲̭͍̱͈̣͙͍͂́̆̆̄̆͝͠ ̶̢͈̳̲̅̇̄̄͂͜H̸̡̻̤̎̋͒͋̉͘A̸̡͇͚̮͉͙͓̳̍ͅͅV̸͎̪̆̀̃̇̏͝E̷͉̣͎͌̀̈́̚͝ ̷̲̮͍̮̮̝̌̊̋͋̎̋̇̀̄̏͜͜ͅC̴̨͓͖͍̓̉͊ͅŔ̸̛̯̻̯́̎̓͗͗̎̐͐Ē̸̢̤̄̐A̵̙̳̾̈́́̅̽̄̎̐͝T̶̡̧̧͓͚̲͉͓̔́̂̍E̷̤̻̜̫͎͍̱͔̪̊͝D̶͖̺̋̀̽͌̉͑̄̋ ̸̞͈̖̝̄̊̈̀̄̅Ȃ̴̝̱̪͙́̀̌ ̵̛̣̱̪͌̈́͐͛́͊̔̅̕V̷̤̥̯̤̏͒͗̈̿̈́̒̓Ḯ̶͔͇̭̱̥͇̞̃̀̆͝R̶͇͙͔͎̫͙̆̊̒Ú̶̡̘̣͓̩͍̙͖̓͒̇͂̓͒́̕̕S̴̪̱̠͔̭͉̖̻̉͒̆̈́̍̈́̿͘
M̷̨̥̫̻̖͖̟͂͑̏̌͌̾ͅA̸͍̠̖̝̱̥̿̈́̀̂̏͠͝K̶͍̞͍̱͇̅̇͋̏͆̚Ę̴̧͖͙̤̲̱͙̓̅́͂̔͋ͅ ̶͙̬̱̬̞͆͆̅͝Š̷̖͈̝̎̈̿̈́͐̂̒̔̓͜Ủ̵̢̹̹̲̣͊̆Ṛ̴̢̲̝͙̬̱͚͊̀̓E̶̺̤̹͚͂̒̏̈́̓̿̃͝ ̴̖̪͈̝̥̝̩̭̹͌̉͆̀̀̈́͊͘͝ͅŃ̵̻͚̥͐̈́̓̚O̴̢̢̖̜̯̹͈̳͆̈́Ṫ̴̪͕͓͙͔̳̭̆̔̈́͛̆͜͝ ̴̡̔͌̑̊̑͌̅̍Ţ̸͙̭͓͎̼̹̩͑̒̈́͂͑̈́̉̂̚͜Ò̴̢̭͔̞͇̰̙̟̼̈́̆ ̵̡̢̼̱̖͕͔̙̖̻͛̐͂̾̈́́͗̓̕͘O̶̢̤̹̭̓́͑̎̇̽̅̈́̄͝P̴̭̌̃͝Ę̵͍̟̜͍̓̏̕Ň̷̟̣̤̉͋̇̿̽̚͝͝ ̵̼̘̄͂́̈́̂̆̓̚͜͝A̸̘̭̞̫̤̠͓̼͌̃̈N̸̮̰̟͎͚̤̏̾͛͛̿̀̾͠ͅY̵̡̖̺̗̮̦̻͚͗́̀̉ ̴̄͋̌̂̄̾̚͜͝R̴̨̖͍͔̩͇͇̜̙͓̈̅͝͝Ą̷͂́͛͋̆̽̽̃͆̀N̵̯͌̍͑͌̔͊͝Ḑ̵̩̦͉̣̓̏O̷̢̮̞̖̩͚̎̏̊͛͂̚̚M̸̫̙̣̱̱͔̝͍̥̖̂́̿̓͐͐̋̚̚͝ ̷̨̧͍̦̖͔̪̘͆Ḽ̴̨̤̹̃̎̂́͗̄̾́ͅI̵̪͓̦͙͙͕͖͓͓̖̿̂͑̒̄̍̓N̵̯͚̱̠͑K̸̢̛͔̠̺̩̰̮͇̀͊͆͐̒͋S̷̨̧̡̙̜͓̗͍̈́̓̄̑̍̆̚͝ͅ ̴̖̬̖̲̬̣͈̗̹̩̓̓̊̄Į̷̤͇̭̙̘̾̓̾̆͗͝ ̵̢͍͉͓̮͚̫͚͒͛̐̅͋͛͘S̴̻͙̅̆̈̂͒̔̔̕͘͝Ȩ̶̡͆͛̔͂̓̚N̶̨̨̟̳̯̰̤̗͖͇̑͋͑̍͠D̸̘̜̟̖̽ ̵̖̼̐͌͊͌Y̸͖̥̻̖͓̘̟̻͒̐̕̚Ó̴̝̿̃̉͆̀̃͆̔Ư̵̢̲̥̩̩̔́̋͑ ̴̢̛̟̜̩̘̥̆̑̾͗̓͛̈́͆͘Į̵͈̺̦̳͖̩͍̗̮͑̅N̴̜͚̜͔̲͈̣̏̏̅̄̀͘ ᗡIꟼUTꙄ OꙄ MA I ⋊ƆUꟻ ⋊ƆUꟻ ᎮͶI⋊ƆUꟻ
G̸͎̮̈́̊Ơ̴̢̯͕̤̩̦̰̟̲̆̅̅͊͗̚͝ͅD̷̠̫̺̓̓̓̔̍̆̂ ̵̠̣̖̹̼̂̒͘F̴̡̟̠̣͈͕̅͝Ụ̷̖̓̈̈́̏̍͐̅̕C̴̨̡͓̰̥͕̼̯̰̃̈́̅̒̅Ķ̴̼̂̐I̷̡̢̚Ń̸͉̟͖̜̘͚̹̓̈́͑ͅG̸̨̤̘͚̥̹̘͓̒͛̆͂̈́ ̸̢̨͎̰̳̎̐̈́͝D̷͖̬̤̭̦̀̆̅̂͊̽̽͆͂͌Å̶̙͎̹͊͛M̵̝̳̤͙̠̞̳̓̒̏Ñ̸̖̮͓̦̖͖̣̈͜͜ ̴̛̻̼̉͂͛Į̴̛͓͙̂̂̈́̓͝T̴̢̗̘̘̱̭͌͐̈́ ̸͍̚
̵͓̝͍͎͚͔͖̿̿̑͌̏͝Î̶̘͓̞̮̺̦̦̩͋̆͊͜F̷͔̹̽̏̇͊̐̉͊̕ ̸̳̟̪̮̣̀̌̃͜͝Y̶̗͚͔̦̤̤͍̩͂O̶͖͌̐͐̓̆̆͝Ȕ̸̧͍̹̫̭̤̬͆̔́̂́ ̷͚͚̖̯̠͔̲̝͈͊͜͝C̷̝͇̼̿̇̌̉̃A̶̮͔͍͙̜͉̣̗͇͒͒̾͂̒̀̎͒Ṇ̵̝͔̩̺̱̣̗̼̒̎ ̴͇̝̪̂̂̇̒́̌̌U̶̘͌̾̊̿̽͘N̷̡͚̦͈̠͗̈́̎͋͋͜͝C̵̢͖͕͕̗͠R̶̨͉̦͍̗͙̐̃̌̇̐͛̑̀͜Y̷͎̿̀͛P̶͙̙̦̯͉̩̫̙̉T̶̫̪̗̽͗̐̓̈́͗͝ ̷̢̼̦̯͛Ṫ̴̡̡͎͍̖̻͍͉̺̝͆̓̄͊̌̍̈́̾̿Ḥ̸͇͓̗̩͈̭͖́̈́̈́̓͗̎͛͝ͅǏ̸̳S̷͓͖̲̠̗̝͕̐̃̆̾̎̏ ̷̬̘̦̬̫̭̏͌̈̈́͆̇̀͊̂̚Y̶͍̤̓̾͋̾́̑̕O̶̠͖̭͍̥͊̓̂̃̇Ư̶̳̪̦̾͒̔̑͂͠ ̸̭̼̥̖̺̜̫̥̱͚̈́̿̍̒̏̅A̷̧̻̙͔̘͕̠͖̋̇R̵̛͙̘̗̣͇͐͑͊͌͒̄̈́͋͝E̷̛͚̬̙̫͎͔͕͗̅̀͗̋̑̕͜͠
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WOW!!!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!!!! HAHAHAHA. YOU WERE ALL ABOUT TO BE MADE INTO GRUBSAUCE. PRACTICALLY A ROOKIE MISTAKE THERE.
BUT FEAR NOT, YOUR COMPASSIONATE AND INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT LEADER THOUGHT ON HIS FEET AND SAVED YOU ALL FROM A CATACLYSMIC MISERY. YOU CAN THANK ME NOW. YOU ARE SO WELCOME. THE ONLY THING I ASK IN EXCHANGE FOR KEEPING YOU ALL SAFE IS YOUR ABSOLUTE LOVE AND DEVOTION TO ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ❤️
OR ELSE. HAHA!
TO COLLECTIVELY RECOVER FROM THAT SCARE, LET US RELAX WITH THE MUSIC OF A DIFFERENT, BETTER, SIMPLER TIME.
WATCH WITH ME.
NOW, IS IT ME, OR IS THIS THE BEST TIME OF YEAR FOR SLOPPY MAKE-OUT SESSIONS? WE SHOULD ALL KISS AND CHILL OUT. EVERYONE'S SO STRESSED LATELY. WE JUST NEED TO...RELAX.
(Enjoy the horrendous, squeaky music and bright flashing lights that will consume your Omni...and your brain! Welcome to Trickster Mode. If you don't fall for the first link, maybe you'll fall for the second! Either will lead to some serious brainwashing!
If you're smart, you probably won't actually open that link. To avoid Trickster Mode - that's all you gotta do! Not fall for this rookie way to get people to put viruses on their tech (and psyche).)
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(He's never gone dancing before and suddenly it's all he wants to do. He drops down from Kyle and shakes his arm excitedly. He noticed that little ass grab, and he was torn between wanting to do something about it now and building the anticipation.)
I'm so ready. Come on, Kyle! (He gives another yank, but then stops to pick up the crab. Which goes horribly because it's only like a foot smaller than him. He falls over on top of it and stands back up, putting his hands on his hips.)
Okay, you're carrying this and we're making a pitstop at my place first to tuck our son in for a nap. Then we're clubbing. And fucking.
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[Kyle scoops up the crab and follows Karkat out of the classroom, practically vibrating with good cheer.] Dance and fuck, dance and fuck, dance and fuck!
[Sober Kyle can't dance for shit, and he knows it, which means he has avoided clubs his entire legally adult life. But it sounds SO COOL right now. So he tags along beside Karkat as they rush to the School of Mutter's lamp in order to get back to Karkat's cave. There, he hurries along to the living area and Karkat's little nest.]
Crabson, you will sleep while your daddies go get their freak on.
[By this point his body is feeling just the sliiightest bit tired, mostly because of the creation of the crab, but he still mostly feels like he's downed a Redbull and snorted a line of coke. Karkat, who has had the virus longer, may be faring differently but Kyle has no idea.
Crab tucked in, Kyle springs back to his full height.]
Okay!
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He smiles at Kyle saying goodnight to their child, and he damn near sheds a tear over the scene. He actually winds up taking a picture of the two because look at his boys...! He was going to put that in a frame on his desk at the job he did not have. He has to restrain himself from pushing Kyle over into the bed and instead takes a deep breath. Right. The club.
Destination.)
Let's gooo.
(And off they went. Karkat has only passed Earworm once or twice, but it's easy enough to find after teleporting to the lamp. His legs are freezing, but he doesn't notice at all. He's still buzzing with the impact of the virus. But when they get into the club, he does lean towards Kyle and shouts:)
You're going to have to warm me up! (And grabs a hand to press it against his bare thigh.) Freezing!
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Writhing against someone doesn't require much coordination; you just move to the pulse of the music. In his current state, that's easy for Kyle to do. He keeps Karkat close against him, ready to cheerfully maim anyone who so much as looks at him funny.]
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