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🍒🍭ƎᗡOM ЯƎTꙄ⋊ƆIЯT🍭🍒 | un: carcinoGeneticist
cw: brainwashing/mental alterations/drug themes without the drugs/nsfw themes
EMERGENCY MEMO: READ THIS OR GET FUCKED
ATTENTION INFERIOR SUBCREATURES: YOU MAY BE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER. DO NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID. LET'S COLLECTIVELY HOLD OUR CHILL. I'M TRYING TO GET THIS UP AS QUICKLY AS I CAN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. I MUST BEGRUDGINGLY ADMIT THAT I HAVE MADE AN UNFORTUNATE ERROR AND Į̵̰̱̼̤̰̤̝͔̦̌͝ ̷̠̰͇͓̙̰̲̈͝M̵̱̪̈́̊̐̒A̷̡̹̩̦̱̞͓̭̐̃́͊̚Y̴̨̲̭͍̱͈̣͙͍͂́̆̆̄̆͝͠ ̶̢͈̳̲̅̇̄̄͂͜H̸̡̻̤̎̋͒͋̉͘A̸̡͇͚̮͉͙͓̳̍ͅͅV̸͎̪̆̀̃̇̏͝E̷͉̣͎͌̀̈́̚͝ ̷̲̮͍̮̮̝̌̊̋͋̎̋̇̀̄̏͜͜ͅC̴̨͓͖͍̓̉͊ͅŔ̸̛̯̻̯́̎̓͗͗̎̐͐Ē̸̢̤̄̐A̵̙̳̾̈́́̅̽̄̎̐͝T̶̡̧̧͓͚̲͉͓̔́̂̍E̷̤̻̜̫͎͍̱͔̪̊͝D̶͖̺̋̀̽͌̉͑̄̋ ̸̞͈̖̝̄̊̈̀̄̅Ȃ̴̝̱̪͙́̀̌ ̵̛̣̱̪͌̈́͐͛́͊̔̅̕V̷̤̥̯̤̏͒͗̈̿̈́̒̓Ḯ̶͔͇̭̱̥͇̞̃̀̆͝R̶͇͙͔͎̫͙̆̊̒Ú̶̡̘̣͓̩͍̙͖̓͒̇͂̓͒́̕̕S̴̪̱̠͔̭͉̖̻̉͒̆̈́̍̈́̿͘
M̷̨̥̫̻̖͖̟͂͑̏̌͌̾ͅA̸͍̠̖̝̱̥̿̈́̀̂̏͠͝K̶͍̞͍̱͇̅̇͋̏͆̚Ę̴̧͖͙̤̲̱͙̓̅́͂̔͋ͅ ̶͙̬̱̬̞͆͆̅͝Š̷̖͈̝̎̈̿̈́͐̂̒̔̓͜Ủ̵̢̹̹̲̣͊̆Ṛ̴̢̲̝͙̬̱͚͊̀̓E̶̺̤̹͚͂̒̏̈́̓̿̃͝ ̴̖̪͈̝̥̝̩̭̹͌̉͆̀̀̈́͊͘͝ͅŃ̵̻͚̥͐̈́̓̚O̴̢̢̖̜̯̹͈̳͆̈́Ṫ̴̪͕͓͙͔̳̭̆̔̈́͛̆͜͝ ̴̡̔͌̑̊̑͌̅̍Ţ̸͙̭͓͎̼̹̩͑̒̈́͂͑̈́̉̂̚͜Ò̴̢̭͔̞͇̰̙̟̼̈́̆ ̵̡̢̼̱̖͕͔̙̖̻͛̐͂̾̈́́͗̓̕͘O̶̢̤̹̭̓́͑̎̇̽̅̈́̄͝P̴̭̌̃͝Ę̵͍̟̜͍̓̏̕Ň̷̟̣̤̉͋̇̿̽̚͝͝ ̵̼̘̄͂́̈́̂̆̓̚͜͝A̸̘̭̞̫̤̠͓̼͌̃̈N̸̮̰̟͎͚̤̏̾͛͛̿̀̾͠ͅY̵̡̖̺̗̮̦̻͚͗́̀̉ ̴̄͋̌̂̄̾̚͜͝R̴̨̖͍͔̩͇͇̜̙͓̈̅͝͝Ą̷͂́͛͋̆̽̽̃͆̀N̵̯͌̍͑͌̔͊͝Ḑ̵̩̦͉̣̓̏O̷̢̮̞̖̩͚̎̏̊͛͂̚̚M̸̫̙̣̱̱͔̝͍̥̖̂́̿̓͐͐̋̚̚͝ ̷̨̧͍̦̖͔̪̘͆Ḽ̴̨̤̹̃̎̂́͗̄̾́ͅI̵̪͓̦͙͙͕͖͓͓̖̿̂͑̒̄̍̓N̵̯͚̱̠͑K̸̢̛͔̠̺̩̰̮͇̀͊͆͐̒͋S̷̨̧̡̙̜͓̗͍̈́̓̄̑̍̆̚͝ͅ ̴̖̬̖̲̬̣͈̗̹̩̓̓̊̄Į̷̤͇̭̙̘̾̓̾̆͗͝ ̵̢͍͉͓̮͚̫͚͒͛̐̅͋͛͘S̴̻͙̅̆̈̂͒̔̔̕͘͝Ȩ̶̡͆͛̔͂̓̚N̶̨̨̟̳̯̰̤̗͖͇̑͋͑̍͠D̸̘̜̟̖̽ ̵̖̼̐͌͊͌Y̸͖̥̻̖͓̘̟̻͒̐̕̚Ó̴̝̿̃̉͆̀̃͆̔Ư̵̢̲̥̩̩̔́̋͑ ̴̢̛̟̜̩̘̥̆̑̾͗̓͛̈́͆͘Į̵͈̺̦̳͖̩͍̗̮͑̅N̴̜͚̜͔̲͈̣̏̏̅̄̀͘ ᗡIꟼUTꙄ OꙄ MA I ⋊ƆUꟻ ⋊ƆUꟻ ᎮͶI⋊ƆUꟻ
G̸͎̮̈́̊Ơ̴̢̯͕̤̩̦̰̟̲̆̅̅͊͗̚͝ͅD̷̠̫̺̓̓̓̔̍̆̂ ̵̠̣̖̹̼̂̒͘F̴̡̟̠̣͈͕̅͝Ụ̷̖̓̈̈́̏̍͐̅̕C̴̨̡͓̰̥͕̼̯̰̃̈́̅̒̅Ķ̴̼̂̐I̷̡̢̚Ń̸͉̟͖̜̘͚̹̓̈́͑ͅG̸̨̤̘͚̥̹̘͓̒͛̆͂̈́ ̸̢̨͎̰̳̎̐̈́͝D̷͖̬̤̭̦̀̆̅̂͊̽̽͆͂͌Å̶̙͎̹͊͛M̵̝̳̤͙̠̞̳̓̒̏Ñ̸̖̮͓̦̖͖̣̈͜͜ ̴̛̻̼̉͂͛Į̴̛͓͙̂̂̈́̓͝T̴̢̗̘̘̱̭͌͐̈́ ̸͍̚
̵͓̝͍͎͚͔͖̿̿̑͌̏͝Î̶̘͓̞̮̺̦̦̩͋̆͊͜F̷͔̹̽̏̇͊̐̉͊̕ ̸̳̟̪̮̣̀̌̃͜͝Y̶̗͚͔̦̤̤͍̩͂O̶͖͌̐͐̓̆̆͝Ȕ̸̧͍̹̫̭̤̬͆̔́̂́ ̷͚͚̖̯̠͔̲̝͈͊͜͝C̷̝͇̼̿̇̌̉̃A̶̮͔͍͙̜͉̣̗͇͒͒̾͂̒̀̎͒Ṇ̵̝͔̩̺̱̣̗̼̒̎ ̴͇̝̪̂̂̇̒́̌̌U̶̘͌̾̊̿̽͘N̷̡͚̦͈̠͗̈́̎͋͋͜͝C̵̢͖͕͕̗͠R̶̨͉̦͍̗͙̐̃̌̇̐͛̑̀͜Y̷͎̿̀͛P̶͙̙̦̯͉̩̫̙̉T̶̫̪̗̽͗̐̓̈́͗͝ ̷̢̼̦̯͛Ṫ̴̡̡͎͍̖̻͍͉̺̝͆̓̄͊̌̍̈́̾̿Ḥ̸͇͓̗̩͈̭͖́̈́̈́̓͗̎͛͝ͅǏ̸̳S̷͓͖̲̠̗̝͕̐̃̆̾̎̏ ̷̬̘̦̬̫̭̏͌̈̈́͆̇̀͊̂̚Y̶͍̤̓̾͋̾́̑̕O̶̠͖̭͍̥͊̓̂̃̇Ư̶̳̪̦̾͒̔̑͂͠ ̸̭̼̥̖̺̜̫̥̱͚̈́̿̍̒̏̅A̷̧̻̙͔̘͕̠͖̋̇R̵̛͙̘̗̣͇͐͑͊͌͒̄̈́͋͝E̷̛͚̬̙̫͎͔͕͗̅̀͗̋̑̕͜͠
̷̲͎͈̘͚͈͕̣̅̋̈́Ḭ̵̢̼̣̐͘͜͝O̵̧̤͚͚̞͉̠̯͇̩͝n̷̡̧̟̺͈͖̰̹̤͆̌͌̄͝͝͝ͅm̴̰̝͉̼̩̥̗̰̑̇͒͝f̶̮̘̻͖̙̜̻͓̙͑̃̓͂͊̀̈̚D̵͍̓͋̓̊͒͌̓͂g̷̡̰̰̪͂f̴͉̞̻̊̿̈́̿̍͊́̒͝͠k̷̝͙̇̋̾̄͂̕s̸̛͉̥̋͛͗͝͝ͅͅj̴̨̡͇̭̹̬̰̯̤̣̾̀̐̽̐ḍ̸̢̜̖̣͓̲͍̄̈̓̓̍̇̂̊́͝g̶̼̯̯͌̄́̍̔̑̉̅͝
̶̛̠̦͚̜̺͇͓͍̟͒̑͑̊́̈́̔̕͜g̷̛͈͇̱̩̩͉̿̋̒̎f̶̡̛̝̺͙̭̳̹̓͋̏̈̿̉k̶̭̺̜͍͕̈́͗̓̉̉͒͘̚̕f̶̜̖̭̞̉̐̾͠g̴̨͚͚͍̣̥̈́̏͝ͅ
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WOW!!!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!!!! HAHAHAHA. YOU WERE ALL ABOUT TO BE MADE INTO GRUBSAUCE. PRACTICALLY A ROOKIE MISTAKE THERE.
BUT FEAR NOT, YOUR COMPASSIONATE AND INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT LEADER THOUGHT ON HIS FEET AND SAVED YOU ALL FROM A CATACLYSMIC MISERY. YOU CAN THANK ME NOW. YOU ARE SO WELCOME. THE ONLY THING I ASK IN EXCHANGE FOR KEEPING YOU ALL SAFE IS YOUR ABSOLUTE LOVE AND DEVOTION TO ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ❤️
OR ELSE. HAHA!
TO COLLECTIVELY RECOVER FROM THAT SCARE, LET US RELAX WITH THE MUSIC OF A DIFFERENT, BETTER, SIMPLER TIME.
WATCH WITH ME.
NOW, IS IT ME, OR IS THIS THE BEST TIME OF YEAR FOR SLOPPY MAKE-OUT SESSIONS? WE SHOULD ALL KISS AND CHILL OUT. EVERYONE'S SO STRESSED LATELY. WE JUST NEED TO...RELAX.
(Enjoy the horrendous, squeaky music and bright flashing lights that will consume your Omni...and your brain! Welcome to Trickster Mode. If you don't fall for the first link, maybe you'll fall for the second! Either will lead to some serious brainwashing!
If you're smart, you probably won't actually open that link. To avoid Trickster Mode - that's all you gotta do! Not fall for this rookie way to get people to put viruses on their tech (and psyche).)
ATTENTION INFERIOR SUBCREATURES: YOU MAY BE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER. DO NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID. LET'S COLLECTIVELY HOLD OUR CHILL. I'M TRYING TO GET THIS UP AS QUICKLY AS I CAN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. I MUST BEGRUDGINGLY ADMIT THAT I HAVE MADE AN UNFORTUNATE ERROR AND Į̵̰̱̼̤̰̤̝͔̦̌͝ ̷̠̰͇͓̙̰̲̈͝M̵̱̪̈́̊̐̒A̷̡̹̩̦̱̞͓̭̐̃́͊̚Y̴̨̲̭͍̱͈̣͙͍͂́̆̆̄̆͝͠ ̶̢͈̳̲̅̇̄̄͂͜H̸̡̻̤̎̋͒͋̉͘A̸̡͇͚̮͉͙͓̳̍ͅͅV̸͎̪̆̀̃̇̏͝E̷͉̣͎͌̀̈́̚͝ ̷̲̮͍̮̮̝̌̊̋͋̎̋̇̀̄̏͜͜ͅC̴̨͓͖͍̓̉͊ͅŔ̸̛̯̻̯́̎̓͗͗̎̐͐Ē̸̢̤̄̐A̵̙̳̾̈́́̅̽̄̎̐͝T̶̡̧̧͓͚̲͉͓̔́̂̍E̷̤̻̜̫͎͍̱͔̪̊͝D̶͖̺̋̀̽͌̉͑̄̋ ̸̞͈̖̝̄̊̈̀̄̅Ȃ̴̝̱̪͙́̀̌ ̵̛̣̱̪͌̈́͐͛́͊̔̅̕V̷̤̥̯̤̏͒͗̈̿̈́̒̓Ḯ̶͔͇̭̱̥͇̞̃̀̆͝R̶͇͙͔͎̫͙̆̊̒Ú̶̡̘̣͓̩͍̙͖̓͒̇͂̓͒́̕̕S̴̪̱̠͔̭͉̖̻̉͒̆̈́̍̈́̿͘
M̷̨̥̫̻̖͖̟͂͑̏̌͌̾ͅA̸͍̠̖̝̱̥̿̈́̀̂̏͠͝K̶͍̞͍̱͇̅̇͋̏͆̚Ę̴̧͖͙̤̲̱͙̓̅́͂̔͋ͅ ̶͙̬̱̬̞͆͆̅͝Š̷̖͈̝̎̈̿̈́͐̂̒̔̓͜Ủ̵̢̹̹̲̣͊̆Ṛ̴̢̲̝͙̬̱͚͊̀̓E̶̺̤̹͚͂̒̏̈́̓̿̃͝ ̴̖̪͈̝̥̝̩̭̹͌̉͆̀̀̈́͊͘͝ͅŃ̵̻͚̥͐̈́̓̚O̴̢̢̖̜̯̹͈̳͆̈́Ṫ̴̪͕͓͙͔̳̭̆̔̈́͛̆͜͝ ̴̡̔͌̑̊̑͌̅̍Ţ̸͙̭͓͎̼̹̩͑̒̈́͂͑̈́̉̂̚͜Ò̴̢̭͔̞͇̰̙̟̼̈́̆ ̵̡̢̼̱̖͕͔̙̖̻͛̐͂̾̈́́͗̓̕͘O̶̢̤̹̭̓́͑̎̇̽̅̈́̄͝P̴̭̌̃͝Ę̵͍̟̜͍̓̏̕Ň̷̟̣̤̉͋̇̿̽̚͝͝ ̵̼̘̄͂́̈́̂̆̓̚͜͝A̸̘̭̞̫̤̠͓̼͌̃̈N̸̮̰̟͎͚̤̏̾͛͛̿̀̾͠ͅY̵̡̖̺̗̮̦̻͚͗́̀̉ ̴̄͋̌̂̄̾̚͜͝R̴̨̖͍͔̩͇͇̜̙͓̈̅͝͝Ą̷͂́͛͋̆̽̽̃͆̀N̵̯͌̍͑͌̔͊͝Ḑ̵̩̦͉̣̓̏O̷̢̮̞̖̩͚̎̏̊͛͂̚̚M̸̫̙̣̱̱͔̝͍̥̖̂́̿̓͐͐̋̚̚͝ ̷̨̧͍̦̖͔̪̘͆Ḽ̴̨̤̹̃̎̂́͗̄̾́ͅI̵̪͓̦͙͙͕͖͓͓̖̿̂͑̒̄̍̓N̵̯͚̱̠͑K̸̢̛͔̠̺̩̰̮͇̀͊͆͐̒͋S̷̨̧̡̙̜͓̗͍̈́̓̄̑̍̆̚͝ͅ ̴̖̬̖̲̬̣͈̗̹̩̓̓̊̄Į̷̤͇̭̙̘̾̓̾̆͗͝ ̵̢͍͉͓̮͚̫͚͒͛̐̅͋͛͘S̴̻͙̅̆̈̂͒̔̔̕͘͝Ȩ̶̡͆͛̔͂̓̚N̶̨̨̟̳̯̰̤̗͖͇̑͋͑̍͠D̸̘̜̟̖̽ ̵̖̼̐͌͊͌Y̸͖̥̻̖͓̘̟̻͒̐̕̚Ó̴̝̿̃̉͆̀̃͆̔Ư̵̢̲̥̩̩̔́̋͑ ̴̢̛̟̜̩̘̥̆̑̾͗̓͛̈́͆͘Į̵͈̺̦̳͖̩͍̗̮͑̅N̴̜͚̜͔̲͈̣̏̏̅̄̀͘ ᗡIꟼUTꙄ OꙄ MA I ⋊ƆUꟻ ⋊ƆUꟻ ᎮͶI⋊ƆUꟻ
G̸͎̮̈́̊Ơ̴̢̯͕̤̩̦̰̟̲̆̅̅͊͗̚͝ͅD̷̠̫̺̓̓̓̔̍̆̂ ̵̠̣̖̹̼̂̒͘F̴̡̟̠̣͈͕̅͝Ụ̷̖̓̈̈́̏̍͐̅̕C̴̨̡͓̰̥͕̼̯̰̃̈́̅̒̅Ķ̴̼̂̐I̷̡̢̚Ń̸͉̟͖̜̘͚̹̓̈́͑ͅG̸̨̤̘͚̥̹̘͓̒͛̆͂̈́ ̸̢̨͎̰̳̎̐̈́͝D̷͖̬̤̭̦̀̆̅̂͊̽̽͆͂͌Å̶̙͎̹͊͛M̵̝̳̤͙̠̞̳̓̒̏Ñ̸̖̮͓̦̖͖̣̈͜͜ ̴̛̻̼̉͂͛Į̴̛͓͙̂̂̈́̓͝T̴̢̗̘̘̱̭͌͐̈́ ̸͍̚
̵͓̝͍͎͚͔͖̿̿̑͌̏͝Î̶̘͓̞̮̺̦̦̩͋̆͊͜F̷͔̹̽̏̇͊̐̉͊̕ ̸̳̟̪̮̣̀̌̃͜͝Y̶̗͚͔̦̤̤͍̩͂O̶͖͌̐͐̓̆̆͝Ȕ̸̧͍̹̫̭̤̬͆̔́̂́ ̷͚͚̖̯̠͔̲̝͈͊͜͝C̷̝͇̼̿̇̌̉̃A̶̮͔͍͙̜͉̣̗͇͒͒̾͂̒̀̎͒Ṇ̵̝͔̩̺̱̣̗̼̒̎ ̴͇̝̪̂̂̇̒́̌̌U̶̘͌̾̊̿̽͘N̷̡͚̦͈̠͗̈́̎͋͋͜͝C̵̢͖͕͕̗͠R̶̨͉̦͍̗͙̐̃̌̇̐͛̑̀͜Y̷͎̿̀͛P̶͙̙̦̯͉̩̫̙̉T̶̫̪̗̽͗̐̓̈́͗͝ ̷̢̼̦̯͛Ṫ̴̡̡͎͍̖̻͍͉̺̝͆̓̄͊̌̍̈́̾̿Ḥ̸͇͓̗̩͈̭͖́̈́̈́̓͗̎͛͝ͅǏ̸̳S̷͓͖̲̠̗̝͕̐̃̆̾̎̏ ̷̬̘̦̬̫̭̏͌̈̈́͆̇̀͊̂̚Y̶͍̤̓̾͋̾́̑̕O̶̠͖̭͍̥͊̓̂̃̇Ư̶̳̪̦̾͒̔̑͂͠ ̸̭̼̥̖̺̜̫̥̱͚̈́̿̍̒̏̅A̷̧̻̙͔̘͕̠͖̋̇R̵̛͙̘̗̣͇͐͑͊͌͒̄̈́͋͝E̷̛͚̬̙̫͎͔͕͗̅̀͗̋̑̕͜͠
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WOW!!!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!!!! HAHAHAHA. YOU WERE ALL ABOUT TO BE MADE INTO GRUBSAUCE. PRACTICALLY A ROOKIE MISTAKE THERE.
BUT FEAR NOT, YOUR COMPASSIONATE AND INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT LEADER THOUGHT ON HIS FEET AND SAVED YOU ALL FROM A CATACLYSMIC MISERY. YOU CAN THANK ME NOW. YOU ARE SO WELCOME. THE ONLY THING I ASK IN EXCHANGE FOR KEEPING YOU ALL SAFE IS YOUR ABSOLUTE LOVE AND DEVOTION TO ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ❤️
OR ELSE. HAHA!
TO COLLECTIVELY RECOVER FROM THAT SCARE, LET US RELAX WITH THE MUSIC OF A DIFFERENT, BETTER, SIMPLER TIME.
WATCH WITH ME.
NOW, IS IT ME, OR IS THIS THE BEST TIME OF YEAR FOR SLOPPY MAKE-OUT SESSIONS? WE SHOULD ALL KISS AND CHILL OUT. EVERYONE'S SO STRESSED LATELY. WE JUST NEED TO...RELAX.
(Enjoy the horrendous, squeaky music and bright flashing lights that will consume your Omni...and your brain! Welcome to Trickster Mode. If you don't fall for the first link, maybe you'll fall for the second! Either will lead to some serious brainwashing!
If you're smart, you probably won't actually open that link. To avoid Trickster Mode - that's all you gotta do! Not fall for this rookie way to get people to put viruses on their tech (and psyche).)
Text - UN: CentaursTesticle
D --> This is idiotic f00lishness even by your standards
D --> It would beh00ve you to stop this or your embarrassment afterwards will achieve critical thresholds
[He may have learned just enough in his life not to click that link.
But, he was tempted.]
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JUST RELAX, EQUIUS. HAVEN'T WE HAD STRESSFUL ENOUGH LIVES? YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP YOUR SHAMEGLOBES CLENCHED ANYMORE <3!!!!!!!!!
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D --> I despise f00lishness in the name of fun
D --> I know perfectly sensible people who do not engage in e%ceptional f00lishness
D --> And I am entirely mentally stable thank you very much
D --> My life actually isn't that stressful right now
D --> And wait
D --> Wait wait
D --> Since when are we dear friends
D --> Who are you
D --> And what did you do with my associate
D --> I am going to quote a man I detest who is nevertheless wise at times
D --> I call ha% and h00fbeast manure
[You made him channel Sollux. Duuuuude.]
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I DID NOTHING WITH YOUR ASSOCIATE. I ENHANCED MY EXISTENCE BY A HUNDREDFOLD. I HAVE REACHED A NEW AND SUPERIOR EXISTENCE THAT YOU COULD ONLY DREAM OF.
ACTUALLY, YOU TOO COULD BE THIS PERFECT IF YOU CHECKED OUT THE SWEET VIDEO I LINKED.
IT WILL REALLY OPEN YOUR EYES AND YOUR BLOOD PUSHER.
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D --> I derive ample satisfaction from my skills as a content creator
D --> Oh Glob
D --> You ate something did you not
D --> Did I never tell you not to eat random f00ds at festivals because they will interfere with your think pan
D --> Because this feels like e%tremely informative and valuable info to mention right now
D --> I simply assumed this world was different enough that it wasn't the same
D --> F00lish of me I know
D --> My bl00d pusher is open enough
D --> It is well and properly sealed shut for all eternity
D --> You will tell me what you ate
D --> I wish not to eat it
D --> Or did you click this link first
D --> That is it
D --> You clicked the link did you not
D --> What did Sollu% tell you about spam electronic messages
D --> I am actually disappointed right now
D --> I am judging you Karkat
D --> So very hard
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I DID NOT *EAT* ANYTHING. I MADE A FUN INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE THROUGH METAPHYSICS AND BLOOD MAGIC AND CODING <3
(AKA a virus.)
I DID GET MY MACK ON THOUGH WHICH THEORETICALLY SHOULD SPREAD THE LOVE.
NO FOOD. JUST CODE. IF YOU CHECK OUT THE VIDEO, YOU WILL SEE WHAT I MEAN.
I DID NOT *CLICK* THE LINK, I *MADE* THE LINK FOR OTHERS TO CLICK IT.
HEY, WOW!!!! POSITIVITY ONLY RIGHT NOW, EQUIUS. I DO NOT FEEL VERY SUPPORTED IN MY TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH HERE.
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D --> I create it every day
D --> The amount is piling up around my r00m at the moment so I don't know why you are confused
[No, no, internet content creator you cretin... gah, why bother?]
D --> I am not really that f00lish you know
D --> Any link you have made will cause me to use wretched pastels like that
D --> They are disgustingly bright
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But.
Something is wrong. Something is so CLEARLY wrong here, because since when does Karkat type in colour? And yeah, calling himself leader and demanding praise and threatening violence is normal, but what's this sloppy makeout shit?!
That's what he gets hung up on, because Kyle's violently insecure about certain things.]
kiss and chill out with WHO, exactly?
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EVERY❤️NE!!!!!! THERE IS S❤️ME❤️NE HERE F❤️R EVERY❤️NE I THINK!
❤️H MY G❤️SH HOW HAVE I NEVER TH❤️UGHT T❤️ D❤️ THIS AS MY QUIRK????? THIS IS AMAZING.
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your personal plan of action?
dude are you ok? this isn't your usual sort of thing.
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WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR SILLY HEAD? MY PLAN OF ACTION IS SMOOCHING ON *YOU*. WHO ELSE WOULD I KISS? EVERYONE ELSE IS YUCKY BLEUGH! BUT EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD STILL GET THEIR GETTING ON.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS EXACTLY MY USUAL KIND OF THING.
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silly head? karkat are you SURE you're ok?
but i mean it's nice of you to encourage people to find love. you would probably like the earth tradition of mistletoe. [KYLE NO.]
i dunno
it looks like maybe you did something fucky to your omni?
wait.
karkat did you do that thing you were trying to do? with our blood?
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WHAT IS A MISTLETOE? TELL ME EVERYTHING!!!!
YES, OF COURSE, I DID! IT WORKED REALLY WELL I THINK!!! EVERYTHING IS SO VIBRANT AND AMAZING RIGHT NOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE EVER FELT GROUCHY A DAY IN MY LIFE WHEN THE WORLD IS THIS BEAUTIFUL.
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it's a plant people hang up in december. if you stand underneath it someone is supposed to kiss you.
ok where are you?
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they boutta have a vegas wedding
cw: ectoplasm grossness
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text; un: doublehedgedsword
wow that sounds like a good deal!!!
hold on
is this better?
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THAT'S SO COOL!!!!!
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which is great because before i was feeling awful!
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WELL, WE ARE BEST FRIENDS *NOW*. I SAY SO. IT IS SO.
RIGHT? IT IS LIKE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS JUST MELT AWAY INTO NOTHING. I WAS FEELING TERRIBLE BEFORE TOO AND NOW IT FEELS SO SILLY!! WHY BE SAD WHEN THE WORLD IS SO BEAUTIFUL!
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best friends forever!
nothing can stop our best friendship!
yeah!!! i know soooo many people down in the dumps
people who are totally sour
they all need to click the link and feel better too!
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I WOULD KILL ANYONE WHO TRIED TO STOP OUR UNION.
GIVE THEM SOME SMOOCHES AND THEY WILL PERK UP! MOST PEOPLE JUST WANT TO FEEL LOVED IN MOMENTS OF DESPAIR.
YES, THEY CAN FEEL RELEASED AND FREE!!!!
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text; un: boneadept
Oh.
Unexpectedly catchy. Even pleasant! Thank you very much!
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I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY YOU ENJOYED IT. IT IS THE EPITOME OF JOY, I THINK, AND IT ONLY FELT RIGHT TO SPREAD THE GOOD FEELING.
YOU ARE SO VERY WELCOME, NEW FRIEND. I ASSUME WE ARE FRIENDS NOW. POSSIBLY EVEN BEST FRIENDS. IF YOU WANT TO BE MY BEST FRIEND, THAT IS.
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You know that seemed to work wonders!! I feel better than I have in ages!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥳🥳
[Oh Lord, he's learned how to use emojis. Be afraid, everyone. Be very afraid.]
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HELL FUCKING YES!!!!
IT IS A CURE FOR DEPRESSION AND MISERY AND I HEREBY ADVOCATE THAT EVERYONE GETS A GOOD DOSE OF IT <3!!!
IT SPREADS THROUGH KISSES TOO C:B
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[Maul's gonna die of embarrassment when this is all through. That's how his first death comes in Trench, through sheer embarrassment at his antics in Trickster Mode.]
I'm going have to kiss EVERYONE. Starting with my boyfriend and just continuing on with all of my friends. THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!! 🎈🎆🎇✨🎉