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karkat vantas ([personal profile] klawful) wrote in [community profile] deernet2021-12-01 12:52 am

🍒🍭ƎᗡOM ЯƎTꙄ⋊ƆIЯT🍭🍒 | un: carcinoGeneticist

cw: brainwashing/mental alterations/drug themes without the drugs/nsfw themes

EMERGENCY MEMO: READ THIS OR GET FUCKED


ATTENTION INFERIOR SUBCREATURES: YOU MAY BE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER. DO NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID. LET'S COLLECTIVELY HOLD OUR CHILL. I'M TRYING TO GET THIS UP AS QUICKLY AS I CAN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. I MUST BEGRUDGINGLY ADMIT THAT I HAVE MADE AN UNFORTUNATE ERROR AND Į̵̰̱̼̤̰̤̝͔̦̌͝ ̷̠̰͇͓̙̰̲̈͝M̵̱̪̈́̊̐̒A̷̡̹̩̦̱̞͓̭̐̃́͊̚Y̴̨̲̭͍̱͈̣͙͍͂́̆̆̄̆͝͠ ̶̢͈̳̲̅̇̄̄͂͜H̸̡̻̤̎̋͒͋̉͘A̸̡͇͚̮͉͙͓̳̍ͅͅV̸͎̪̆̀̃̇̏͝E̷͉̣͎͌̀̈́̚͝ ̷̲̮͍̮̮̝̌̊̋͋̎̋̇̀̄̏͜͜ͅC̴̨͓͖͍̓̉͊ͅŔ̸̛̯̻̯́̎̓͗͗̎̐͐Ē̸̢̤̄̐A̵̙̳̾̈́́̅̽̄̎̐͝T̶̡̧̧͓͚̲͉͓̔́̂̍E̷̤̻̜̫͎͍̱͔̪̊͝D̶͖̺̋̀̽͌̉͑̄̋ ̸̞͈̖̝̄̊̈̀̄̅Ȃ̴̝̱̪͙́̀̌ ̵̛̣̱̪͌̈́͐͛́͊̔̅̕V̷̤̥̯̤̏͒͗̈̿̈́̒̓Ḯ̶͔͇̭̱̥͇̞̃̀̆͝R̶͇͙͔͎̫͙̆̊̒Ú̶̡̘̣͓̩͍̙͖̓͒̇͂̓͒́̕̕S̴̪̱̠͔̭͉̖̻̉͒̆̈́̍̈́̿͘

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G̸͎̮̈́̊Ơ̴̢̯͕̤̩̦̰̟̲̆̅̅͊͗̚͝ͅD̷̠̫̺̓̓̓̔̍̆̂ ̵̠̣̖̹̼̂̒͘F̴̡̟̠̣͈͕̅͝Ụ̷̖̓̈̈́̏̍͐̅̕C̴̨̡͓̰̥͕̼̯̰̃̈́̅̒̅Ķ̴̼̂̐I̷̡̢̚Ń̸͉̟͖̜̘͚̹̓̈́͑ͅG̸̨̤̘͚̥̹̘͓̒͛̆͂̈́ ̸̢̨͎̰̳̎̐̈́͝D̷͖̬̤̭̦̀̆̅̂͊̽̽͆͂͌Å̶̙͎̹͊͛M̵̝̳̤͙̠̞̳̓̒̏Ñ̸̖̮͓̦̖͖̣̈͜͜ ̴̛̻̼̉͂͛Į̴̛͓͙̂̂̈́̓͝T̴̢̗̘̘̱̭͌͐̈́ ̸͍̚
̵͓̝͍͎͚͔͖̿̿̑͌̏͝Î̶̘͓̞̮̺̦̦̩͋̆͊͜F̷͔̹̽̏̇͊̐̉͊̕ ̸̳̟̪̮̣̀̌̃͜͝Y̶̗͚͔̦̤̤͍̩͂O̶͖͌̐͐̓̆̆͝Ȕ̸̧͍̹̫̭̤̬͆̔́̂́ ̷͚͚̖̯̠͔̲̝͈͊͜͝C̷̝͇̼̿̇̌̉̃A̶̮͔͍͙̜͉̣̗͇͒͒̾͂̒̀̎͒Ṇ̵̝͔̩̺̱̣̗̼̒̎ ̴͇̝̪̂̂̇̒́̌̌U̶̘͌̾̊̿̽͘N̷̡͚̦͈̠͗̈́̎͋͋͜͝C̵̢͖͕͕̗͠R̶̨͉̦͍̗͙̐̃̌̇̐͛̑̀͜Y̷͎̿̀͛P̶͙̙̦̯͉̩̫̙̉T̶̫̪̗̽͗̐̓̈́͗͝ ̷̢̼̦̯͛Ṫ̴̡̡͎͍̖̻͍͉̺̝͆̓̄͊̌̍̈́̾̿Ḥ̸͇͓̗̩͈̭͖́̈́̈́̓͗̎͛͝ͅǏ̸̳S̷͓͖̲̠̗̝͕̐̃̆̾̎̏ ̷̬̘̦̬̫̭̏͌̈̈́͆̇̀͊̂̚Y̶͍̤̓̾͋̾́̑̕O̶̠͖̭͍̥͊̓̂̃̇Ư̶̳̪̦̾͒̔̑͂͠ ̸̭̼̥̖̺̜̫̥̱͚̈́̿̍̒̏̅A̷̧̻̙͔̘͕̠͖̋̇R̵̛͙̘̗̣͇͐͑͊͌͒̄̈́͋͝E̷̛͚̬̙̫͎͔͕͗̅̀͗̋̑̕͜͠
̷̲͎͈̘͚͈͕̣̅̋̈́Ḭ̵̢̼̣̐͘͜͝O̵̧̤͚͚̞͉̠̯͇̩͝n̷̡̧̟̺͈͖̰̹̤͆̌͌̄͝͝͝ͅm̴̰̝͉̼̩̥̗̰̑̇͒͝f̶̮̘̻͖̙̜̻͓̙͑̃̓͂͊̀̈̚D̵͍̓͋̓̊͒͌̓͂g̷̡̰̰̪͂f̴͉̞̻̊̿̈́̿̍͊́̒͝͠k̷̝͙̇̋̾̄͂̕s̸̛͉̥̋͛͗͝͝ͅͅj̴̨̡͇̭̹̬̰̯̤̣̾̀̐̽̐ḍ̸̢̜̖̣͓̲͍̄̈̓̓̍̇̂̊́͝g̶̼̯̯͌̄́̍̔̑̉̅͝
̶̛̠̦͚̜̺͇͓͍̟͒̑͑̊́̈́̔̕͜g̷̛͈͇̱̩̩͉̿̋̒̎f̶̡̛̝̺͙̭̳̹̓͋̏̈̿̉k̶̭̺̜͍͕̈́͗̓̉̉͒͘̚̕f̶̜̖̭̞̉̐̾͠g̴̨͚͚͍̣̥̈́̏͝ͅ
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]|I{•------» Processing «------•}I|[




WOW!!!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!!!! HAHAHAHA. YOU WERE ALL ABOUT TO BE MADE INTO GRUBSAUCE. PRACTICALLY A ROOKIE MISTAKE THERE.

BUT FEAR NOT, YOUR COMPASSIONATE AND INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT LEADER THOUGHT ON HIS FEET AND SAVED YOU ALL FROM A CATACLYSMIC MISERY. YOU CAN THANK ME NOW. YOU ARE SO WELCOME. THE ONLY THING I ASK IN EXCHANGE FOR KEEPING YOU ALL SAFE IS YOUR ABSOLUTE LOVE AND DEVOTION TO ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ❤️

OR ELSE. HAHA!

TO COLLECTIVELY RECOVER FROM THAT SCARE, LET US RELAX WITH THE MUSIC OF A DIFFERENT, BETTER, SIMPLER TIME.

WATCH WITH ME.

NOW, IS IT ME, OR IS THIS THE BEST TIME OF YEAR FOR SLOPPY MAKE-OUT SESSIONS? WE SHOULD ALL KISS AND CHILL OUT. EVERYONE'S SO STRESSED LATELY. WE JUST NEED TO...RELAX.


(Enjoy the horrendous, squeaky music and bright flashing lights that will consume your Omni...and your brain! Welcome to Trickster Mode. If you don't fall for the first link, maybe you'll fall for the second! Either will lead to some serious brainwashing!

If you're smart, you probably won't actually open that link. To avoid Trickster Mode - that's all you gotta do! Not fall for this rookie way to get people to put viruses on their tech (and psyche).)
kyley_b: https://skiesandrainforest.tumblr.com/ (lunch)

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[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-12-01 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah. probably. so it's more a general encouragement and not like
your personal plan of action?

dude are you ok? this isn't your usual sort of thing.
kyley_b: https://mcnuggyy.tumblr.com/ (gah!)

[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-12-02 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
heh ok.

silly head? karkat are you SURE you're ok?
but i mean it's nice of you to encourage people to find love. you would probably like the earth tradition of mistletoe.
[KYLE NO.]

i dunno
it looks like maybe you did something fucky to your omni?

wait.
karkat did you do that thing you were trying to do? with our blood?
kyley_b: (why do you do this)

[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-12-02 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
no! no of course not.

it's a plant people hang up in december. if you stand underneath it someone is supposed to kiss you.




ok where are you?
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-12-02 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
no need for stabbing.

it's a tradition thing. and yeah, of course. <3

well. ok. ok, sure!
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-12-02 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
dude are you where the river meets the sea?
kyley_b: (bookish)

[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-12-02 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
ok

from the mouth and hidden in plain sight, huh? most be some kind of sound?
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-12-02 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
i mean plain sight could just be gaze. but i don't know wtf the sound could be here.

you won't end me, you like me.
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[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-12-02 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god you're at the school i'm such an idiot.

you're pretty fucking cute when you're mischievous. ok i'm on my way don't run off. we can work out what happened and fix it.
kyley_b: https://mcnuggyy.tumblr.com/ (gah!)

[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-12-02 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll lamp over be right there!

[Which he does, and then starts running as fast as he can up to the top floor, checking every room and interrupting several lectures. Something is WRONG and he needs to figure it out.

He opens another door, sweaty and panting.]


Karkat?
kyley_b: https://mcnuggyy.tumblr.com/ (gah!)

[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-12-02 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kyle stares, so completely shocked that he looks blank. There's no room for reaction because the surprise is so total.]

Karkat?

[Then he really HEARS him and his eyes go wide and his face suffuses with pink colour.]

I. What? Uhm.

You're orange.
kyley_b: https://mcnuggyy.tumblr.com/ (gah!)

[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-12-02 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Part of Kyle is desperately trying to piece together what went wrong here. Clearly, it has to do with whatever Karkat did with his hacking experiment. That means figuring out what he did, and hopefully working backwards.

The OTHER part of Kyle is busy being emotionally pummeled in the balls because of COURSE Karkat high as a fucking kite would want to recreate a romance movie.]


Uhm. Okay, well. Okay, that... requires planning. So. How about weeeee sit down... and you can tell me all about this Omni experiment you did while Iiiiiii look up Trench wedding rituals!
kyley_b: (sappy)

[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-12-02 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course you can.

[That gets a surprised laugh out of him.] I can't draw either.

Trickster Mode? That's what you call it? Okay, no, that's cool! See, I just like knowing about your cool stuff. How'd you do it? Could you show me? [Yes, sneaky!]

Mm, then we definitely need to plan. So it's perfect.
kyley_b: https://mcnuggyy.tumblr.com/ (learning!)

[personal profile] kyley_b 2021-12-03 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[How are you supposed to focus when you have a hot pantsless boyfriend wrapped around your waist?

Kyle kisses back... and has a moment of pure panic when he feels something CHANGE.]


...you kiss good.

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