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🍒🍭ƎᗡOM ЯƎTꙄ⋊ƆIЯT🍭🍒 | un: carcinoGeneticist
cw: brainwashing/mental alterations/drug themes without the drugs/nsfw themes
EMERGENCY MEMO: READ THIS OR GET FUCKED
ATTENTION INFERIOR SUBCREATURES: YOU MAY BE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER. DO NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID. LET'S COLLECTIVELY HOLD OUR CHILL. I'M TRYING TO GET THIS UP AS QUICKLY AS I CAN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. I MUST BEGRUDGINGLY ADMIT THAT I HAVE MADE AN UNFORTUNATE ERROR AND Į̵̰̱̼̤̰̤̝͔̦̌͝ ̷̠̰͇͓̙̰̲̈͝M̵̱̪̈́̊̐̒A̷̡̹̩̦̱̞͓̭̐̃́͊̚Y̴̨̲̭͍̱͈̣͙͍͂́̆̆̄̆͝͠ ̶̢͈̳̲̅̇̄̄͂͜H̸̡̻̤̎̋͒͋̉͘A̸̡͇͚̮͉͙͓̳̍ͅͅV̸͎̪̆̀̃̇̏͝E̷͉̣͎͌̀̈́̚͝ ̷̲̮͍̮̮̝̌̊̋͋̎̋̇̀̄̏͜͜ͅC̴̨͓͖͍̓̉͊ͅŔ̸̛̯̻̯́̎̓͗͗̎̐͐Ē̸̢̤̄̐A̵̙̳̾̈́́̅̽̄̎̐͝T̶̡̧̧͓͚̲͉͓̔́̂̍E̷̤̻̜̫͎͍̱͔̪̊͝D̶͖̺̋̀̽͌̉͑̄̋ ̸̞͈̖̝̄̊̈̀̄̅Ȃ̴̝̱̪͙́̀̌ ̵̛̣̱̪͌̈́͐͛́͊̔̅̕V̷̤̥̯̤̏͒͗̈̿̈́̒̓Ḯ̶͔͇̭̱̥͇̞̃̀̆͝R̶͇͙͔͎̫͙̆̊̒Ú̶̡̘̣͓̩͍̙͖̓͒̇͂̓͒́̕̕S̴̪̱̠͔̭͉̖̻̉͒̆̈́̍̈́̿͘
M̷̨̥̫̻̖͖̟͂͑̏̌͌̾ͅA̸͍̠̖̝̱̥̿̈́̀̂̏͠͝K̶͍̞͍̱͇̅̇͋̏͆̚Ę̴̧͖͙̤̲̱͙̓̅́͂̔͋ͅ ̶͙̬̱̬̞͆͆̅͝Š̷̖͈̝̎̈̿̈́͐̂̒̔̓͜Ủ̵̢̹̹̲̣͊̆Ṛ̴̢̲̝͙̬̱͚͊̀̓E̶̺̤̹͚͂̒̏̈́̓̿̃͝ ̴̖̪͈̝̥̝̩̭̹͌̉͆̀̀̈́͊͘͝ͅŃ̵̻͚̥͐̈́̓̚O̴̢̢̖̜̯̹͈̳͆̈́Ṫ̴̪͕͓͙͔̳̭̆̔̈́͛̆͜͝ ̴̡̔͌̑̊̑͌̅̍Ţ̸͙̭͓͎̼̹̩͑̒̈́͂͑̈́̉̂̚͜Ò̴̢̭͔̞͇̰̙̟̼̈́̆ ̵̡̢̼̱̖͕͔̙̖̻͛̐͂̾̈́́͗̓̕͘O̶̢̤̹̭̓́͑̎̇̽̅̈́̄͝P̴̭̌̃͝Ę̵͍̟̜͍̓̏̕Ň̷̟̣̤̉͋̇̿̽̚͝͝ ̵̼̘̄͂́̈́̂̆̓̚͜͝A̸̘̭̞̫̤̠͓̼͌̃̈N̸̮̰̟͎͚̤̏̾͛͛̿̀̾͠ͅY̵̡̖̺̗̮̦̻͚͗́̀̉ ̴̄͋̌̂̄̾̚͜͝R̴̨̖͍͔̩͇͇̜̙͓̈̅͝͝Ą̷͂́͛͋̆̽̽̃͆̀N̵̯͌̍͑͌̔͊͝Ḑ̵̩̦͉̣̓̏O̷̢̮̞̖̩͚̎̏̊͛͂̚̚M̸̫̙̣̱̱͔̝͍̥̖̂́̿̓͐͐̋̚̚͝ ̷̨̧͍̦̖͔̪̘͆Ḽ̴̨̤̹̃̎̂́͗̄̾́ͅI̵̪͓̦͙͙͕͖͓͓̖̿̂͑̒̄̍̓N̵̯͚̱̠͑K̸̢̛͔̠̺̩̰̮͇̀͊͆͐̒͋S̷̨̧̡̙̜͓̗͍̈́̓̄̑̍̆̚͝ͅ ̴̖̬̖̲̬̣͈̗̹̩̓̓̊̄Į̷̤͇̭̙̘̾̓̾̆͗͝ ̵̢͍͉͓̮͚̫͚͒͛̐̅͋͛͘S̴̻͙̅̆̈̂͒̔̔̕͘͝Ȩ̶̡͆͛̔͂̓̚N̶̨̨̟̳̯̰̤̗͖͇̑͋͑̍͠D̸̘̜̟̖̽ ̵̖̼̐͌͊͌Y̸͖̥̻̖͓̘̟̻͒̐̕̚Ó̴̝̿̃̉͆̀̃͆̔Ư̵̢̲̥̩̩̔́̋͑ ̴̢̛̟̜̩̘̥̆̑̾͗̓͛̈́͆͘Į̵͈̺̦̳͖̩͍̗̮͑̅N̴̜͚̜͔̲͈̣̏̏̅̄̀͘ ᗡIꟼUTꙄ OꙄ MA I ⋊ƆUꟻ ⋊ƆUꟻ ᎮͶI⋊ƆUꟻ
G̸͎̮̈́̊Ơ̴̢̯͕̤̩̦̰̟̲̆̅̅͊͗̚͝ͅD̷̠̫̺̓̓̓̔̍̆̂ ̵̠̣̖̹̼̂̒͘F̴̡̟̠̣͈͕̅͝Ụ̷̖̓̈̈́̏̍͐̅̕C̴̨̡͓̰̥͕̼̯̰̃̈́̅̒̅Ķ̴̼̂̐I̷̡̢̚Ń̸͉̟͖̜̘͚̹̓̈́͑ͅG̸̨̤̘͚̥̹̘͓̒͛̆͂̈́ ̸̢̨͎̰̳̎̐̈́͝D̷͖̬̤̭̦̀̆̅̂͊̽̽͆͂͌Å̶̙͎̹͊͛M̵̝̳̤͙̠̞̳̓̒̏Ñ̸̖̮͓̦̖͖̣̈͜͜ ̴̛̻̼̉͂͛Į̴̛͓͙̂̂̈́̓͝T̴̢̗̘̘̱̭͌͐̈́ ̸͍̚
̵͓̝͍͎͚͔͖̿̿̑͌̏͝Î̶̘͓̞̮̺̦̦̩͋̆͊͜F̷͔̹̽̏̇͊̐̉͊̕ ̸̳̟̪̮̣̀̌̃͜͝Y̶̗͚͔̦̤̤͍̩͂O̶͖͌̐͐̓̆̆͝Ȕ̸̧͍̹̫̭̤̬͆̔́̂́ ̷͚͚̖̯̠͔̲̝͈͊͜͝C̷̝͇̼̿̇̌̉̃A̶̮͔͍͙̜͉̣̗͇͒͒̾͂̒̀̎͒Ṇ̵̝͔̩̺̱̣̗̼̒̎ ̴͇̝̪̂̂̇̒́̌̌U̶̘͌̾̊̿̽͘N̷̡͚̦͈̠͗̈́̎͋͋͜͝C̵̢͖͕͕̗͠R̶̨͉̦͍̗͙̐̃̌̇̐͛̑̀͜Y̷͎̿̀͛P̶͙̙̦̯͉̩̫̙̉T̶̫̪̗̽͗̐̓̈́͗͝ ̷̢̼̦̯͛Ṫ̴̡̡͎͍̖̻͍͉̺̝͆̓̄͊̌̍̈́̾̿Ḥ̸͇͓̗̩͈̭͖́̈́̈́̓͗̎͛͝ͅǏ̸̳S̷͓͖̲̠̗̝͕̐̃̆̾̎̏ ̷̬̘̦̬̫̭̏͌̈̈́͆̇̀͊̂̚Y̶͍̤̓̾͋̾́̑̕O̶̠͖̭͍̥͊̓̂̃̇Ư̶̳̪̦̾͒̔̑͂͠ ̸̭̼̥̖̺̜̫̥̱͚̈́̿̍̒̏̅A̷̧̻̙͔̘͕̠͖̋̇R̵̛͙̘̗̣͇͐͑͊͌͒̄̈́͋͝E̷̛͚̬̙̫͎͔͕͗̅̀͗̋̑̕͜͠
̷̲͎͈̘͚͈͕̣̅̋̈́Ḭ̵̢̼̣̐͘͜͝O̵̧̤͚͚̞͉̠̯͇̩͝n̷̡̧̟̺͈͖̰̹̤͆̌͌̄͝͝͝ͅm̴̰̝͉̼̩̥̗̰̑̇͒͝f̶̮̘̻͖̙̜̻͓̙͑̃̓͂͊̀̈̚D̵͍̓͋̓̊͒͌̓͂g̷̡̰̰̪͂f̴͉̞̻̊̿̈́̿̍͊́̒͝͠k̷̝͙̇̋̾̄͂̕s̸̛͉̥̋͛͗͝͝ͅͅj̴̨̡͇̭̹̬̰̯̤̣̾̀̐̽̐ḍ̸̢̜̖̣͓̲͍̄̈̓̓̍̇̂̊́͝g̶̼̯̯͌̄́̍̔̑̉̅͝
̶̛̠̦͚̜̺͇͓͍̟͒̑͑̊́̈́̔̕͜g̷̛͈͇̱̩̩͉̿̋̒̎f̶̡̛̝̺͙̭̳̹̓͋̏̈̿̉k̶̭̺̜͍͕̈́͗̓̉̉͒͘̚̕f̶̜̖̭̞̉̐̾͠g̴̨͚͚͍̣̥̈́̏͝ͅ
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WOW!!!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!!!! HAHAHAHA. YOU WERE ALL ABOUT TO BE MADE INTO GRUBSAUCE. PRACTICALLY A ROOKIE MISTAKE THERE.
BUT FEAR NOT, YOUR COMPASSIONATE AND INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT LEADER THOUGHT ON HIS FEET AND SAVED YOU ALL FROM A CATACLYSMIC MISERY. YOU CAN THANK ME NOW. YOU ARE SO WELCOME. THE ONLY THING I ASK IN EXCHANGE FOR KEEPING YOU ALL SAFE IS YOUR ABSOLUTE LOVE AND DEVOTION TO ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ❤️
OR ELSE. HAHA!
TO COLLECTIVELY RECOVER FROM THAT SCARE, LET US RELAX WITH THE MUSIC OF A DIFFERENT, BETTER, SIMPLER TIME.
WATCH WITH ME.
NOW, IS IT ME, OR IS THIS THE BEST TIME OF YEAR FOR SLOPPY MAKE-OUT SESSIONS? WE SHOULD ALL KISS AND CHILL OUT. EVERYONE'S SO STRESSED LATELY. WE JUST NEED TO...RELAX.
(Enjoy the horrendous, squeaky music and bright flashing lights that will consume your Omni...and your brain! Welcome to Trickster Mode. If you don't fall for the first link, maybe you'll fall for the second! Either will lead to some serious brainwashing!
If you're smart, you probably won't actually open that link. To avoid Trickster Mode - that's all you gotta do! Not fall for this rookie way to get people to put viruses on their tech (and psyche).)
ATTENTION INFERIOR SUBCREATURES: YOU MAY BE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER. DO NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID. LET'S COLLECTIVELY HOLD OUR CHILL. I'M TRYING TO GET THIS UP AS QUICKLY AS I CAN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. I MUST BEGRUDGINGLY ADMIT THAT I HAVE MADE AN UNFORTUNATE ERROR AND Į̵̰̱̼̤̰̤̝͔̦̌͝ ̷̠̰͇͓̙̰̲̈͝M̵̱̪̈́̊̐̒A̷̡̹̩̦̱̞͓̭̐̃́͊̚Y̴̨̲̭͍̱͈̣͙͍͂́̆̆̄̆͝͠ ̶̢͈̳̲̅̇̄̄͂͜H̸̡̻̤̎̋͒͋̉͘A̸̡͇͚̮͉͙͓̳̍ͅͅV̸͎̪̆̀̃̇̏͝E̷͉̣͎͌̀̈́̚͝ ̷̲̮͍̮̮̝̌̊̋͋̎̋̇̀̄̏͜͜ͅC̴̨͓͖͍̓̉͊ͅŔ̸̛̯̻̯́̎̓͗͗̎̐͐Ē̸̢̤̄̐A̵̙̳̾̈́́̅̽̄̎̐͝T̶̡̧̧͓͚̲͉͓̔́̂̍E̷̤̻̜̫͎͍̱͔̪̊͝D̶͖̺̋̀̽͌̉͑̄̋ ̸̞͈̖̝̄̊̈̀̄̅Ȃ̴̝̱̪͙́̀̌ ̵̛̣̱̪͌̈́͐͛́͊̔̅̕V̷̤̥̯̤̏͒͗̈̿̈́̒̓Ḯ̶͔͇̭̱̥͇̞̃̀̆͝R̶͇͙͔͎̫͙̆̊̒Ú̶̡̘̣͓̩͍̙͖̓͒̇͂̓͒́̕̕S̴̪̱̠͔̭͉̖̻̉͒̆̈́̍̈́̿͘
M̷̨̥̫̻̖͖̟͂͑̏̌͌̾ͅA̸͍̠̖̝̱̥̿̈́̀̂̏͠͝K̶͍̞͍̱͇̅̇͋̏͆̚Ę̴̧͖͙̤̲̱͙̓̅́͂̔͋ͅ ̶͙̬̱̬̞͆͆̅͝Š̷̖͈̝̎̈̿̈́͐̂̒̔̓͜Ủ̵̢̹̹̲̣͊̆Ṛ̴̢̲̝͙̬̱͚͊̀̓E̶̺̤̹͚͂̒̏̈́̓̿̃͝ ̴̖̪͈̝̥̝̩̭̹͌̉͆̀̀̈́͊͘͝ͅŃ̵̻͚̥͐̈́̓̚O̴̢̢̖̜̯̹͈̳͆̈́Ṫ̴̪͕͓͙͔̳̭̆̔̈́͛̆͜͝ ̴̡̔͌̑̊̑͌̅̍Ţ̸͙̭͓͎̼̹̩͑̒̈́͂͑̈́̉̂̚͜Ò̴̢̭͔̞͇̰̙̟̼̈́̆ ̵̡̢̼̱̖͕͔̙̖̻͛̐͂̾̈́́͗̓̕͘O̶̢̤̹̭̓́͑̎̇̽̅̈́̄͝P̴̭̌̃͝Ę̵͍̟̜͍̓̏̕Ň̷̟̣̤̉͋̇̿̽̚͝͝ ̵̼̘̄͂́̈́̂̆̓̚͜͝A̸̘̭̞̫̤̠͓̼͌̃̈N̸̮̰̟͎͚̤̏̾͛͛̿̀̾͠ͅY̵̡̖̺̗̮̦̻͚͗́̀̉ ̴̄͋̌̂̄̾̚͜͝R̴̨̖͍͔̩͇͇̜̙͓̈̅͝͝Ą̷͂́͛͋̆̽̽̃͆̀N̵̯͌̍͑͌̔͊͝Ḑ̵̩̦͉̣̓̏O̷̢̮̞̖̩͚̎̏̊͛͂̚̚M̸̫̙̣̱̱͔̝͍̥̖̂́̿̓͐͐̋̚̚͝ ̷̨̧͍̦̖͔̪̘͆Ḽ̴̨̤̹̃̎̂́͗̄̾́ͅI̵̪͓̦͙͙͕͖͓͓̖̿̂͑̒̄̍̓N̵̯͚̱̠͑K̸̢̛͔̠̺̩̰̮͇̀͊͆͐̒͋S̷̨̧̡̙̜͓̗͍̈́̓̄̑̍̆̚͝ͅ ̴̖̬̖̲̬̣͈̗̹̩̓̓̊̄Į̷̤͇̭̙̘̾̓̾̆͗͝ ̵̢͍͉͓̮͚̫͚͒͛̐̅͋͛͘S̴̻͙̅̆̈̂͒̔̔̕͘͝Ȩ̶̡͆͛̔͂̓̚N̶̨̨̟̳̯̰̤̗͖͇̑͋͑̍͠D̸̘̜̟̖̽ ̵̖̼̐͌͊͌Y̸͖̥̻̖͓̘̟̻͒̐̕̚Ó̴̝̿̃̉͆̀̃͆̔Ư̵̢̲̥̩̩̔́̋͑ ̴̢̛̟̜̩̘̥̆̑̾͗̓͛̈́͆͘Į̵͈̺̦̳͖̩͍̗̮͑̅N̴̜͚̜͔̲͈̣̏̏̅̄̀͘ ᗡIꟼUTꙄ OꙄ MA I ⋊ƆUꟻ ⋊ƆUꟻ ᎮͶI⋊ƆUꟻ
G̸͎̮̈́̊Ơ̴̢̯͕̤̩̦̰̟̲̆̅̅͊͗̚͝ͅD̷̠̫̺̓̓̓̔̍̆̂ ̵̠̣̖̹̼̂̒͘F̴̡̟̠̣͈͕̅͝Ụ̷̖̓̈̈́̏̍͐̅̕C̴̨̡͓̰̥͕̼̯̰̃̈́̅̒̅Ķ̴̼̂̐I̷̡̢̚Ń̸͉̟͖̜̘͚̹̓̈́͑ͅG̸̨̤̘͚̥̹̘͓̒͛̆͂̈́ ̸̢̨͎̰̳̎̐̈́͝D̷͖̬̤̭̦̀̆̅̂͊̽̽͆͂͌Å̶̙͎̹͊͛M̵̝̳̤͙̠̞̳̓̒̏Ñ̸̖̮͓̦̖͖̣̈͜͜ ̴̛̻̼̉͂͛Į̴̛͓͙̂̂̈́̓͝T̴̢̗̘̘̱̭͌͐̈́ ̸͍̚
̵͓̝͍͎͚͔͖̿̿̑͌̏͝Î̶̘͓̞̮̺̦̦̩͋̆͊͜F̷͔̹̽̏̇͊̐̉͊̕ ̸̳̟̪̮̣̀̌̃͜͝Y̶̗͚͔̦̤̤͍̩͂O̶͖͌̐͐̓̆̆͝Ȕ̸̧͍̹̫̭̤̬͆̔́̂́ ̷͚͚̖̯̠͔̲̝͈͊͜͝C̷̝͇̼̿̇̌̉̃A̶̮͔͍͙̜͉̣̗͇͒͒̾͂̒̀̎͒Ṇ̵̝͔̩̺̱̣̗̼̒̎ ̴͇̝̪̂̂̇̒́̌̌U̶̘͌̾̊̿̽͘N̷̡͚̦͈̠͗̈́̎͋͋͜͝C̵̢͖͕͕̗͠R̶̨͉̦͍̗͙̐̃̌̇̐͛̑̀͜Y̷͎̿̀͛P̶͙̙̦̯͉̩̫̙̉T̶̫̪̗̽͗̐̓̈́͗͝ ̷̢̼̦̯͛Ṫ̴̡̡͎͍̖̻͍͉̺̝͆̓̄͊̌̍̈́̾̿Ḥ̸͇͓̗̩͈̭͖́̈́̈́̓͗̎͛͝ͅǏ̸̳S̷͓͖̲̠̗̝͕̐̃̆̾̎̏ ̷̬̘̦̬̫̭̏͌̈̈́͆̇̀͊̂̚Y̶͍̤̓̾͋̾́̑̕O̶̠͖̭͍̥͊̓̂̃̇Ư̶̳̪̦̾͒̔̑͂͠ ̸̭̼̥̖̺̜̫̥̱͚̈́̿̍̒̏̅A̷̧̻̙͔̘͕̠͖̋̇R̵̛͙̘̗̣͇͐͑͊͌͒̄̈́͋͝E̷̛͚̬̙̫͎͔͕͗̅̀͗̋̑̕͜͠
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WOW!!!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!!!! HAHAHAHA. YOU WERE ALL ABOUT TO BE MADE INTO GRUBSAUCE. PRACTICALLY A ROOKIE MISTAKE THERE.
BUT FEAR NOT, YOUR COMPASSIONATE AND INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT LEADER THOUGHT ON HIS FEET AND SAVED YOU ALL FROM A CATACLYSMIC MISERY. YOU CAN THANK ME NOW. YOU ARE SO WELCOME. THE ONLY THING I ASK IN EXCHANGE FOR KEEPING YOU ALL SAFE IS YOUR ABSOLUTE LOVE AND DEVOTION TO ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ❤️
OR ELSE. HAHA!
TO COLLECTIVELY RECOVER FROM THAT SCARE, LET US RELAX WITH THE MUSIC OF A DIFFERENT, BETTER, SIMPLER TIME.
WATCH WITH ME.
NOW, IS IT ME, OR IS THIS THE BEST TIME OF YEAR FOR SLOPPY MAKE-OUT SESSIONS? WE SHOULD ALL KISS AND CHILL OUT. EVERYONE'S SO STRESSED LATELY. WE JUST NEED TO...RELAX.
(Enjoy the horrendous, squeaky music and bright flashing lights that will consume your Omni...and your brain! Welcome to Trickster Mode. If you don't fall for the first link, maybe you'll fall for the second! Either will lead to some serious brainwashing!
If you're smart, you probably won't actually open that link. To avoid Trickster Mode - that's all you gotta do! Not fall for this rookie way to get people to put viruses on their tech (and psyche).)

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your personal plan of action?
dude are you ok? this isn't your usual sort of thing.
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WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR SILLY HEAD? MY PLAN OF ACTION IS SMOOCHING ON *YOU*. WHO ELSE WOULD I KISS? EVERYONE ELSE IS YUCKY BLEUGH! BUT EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD STILL GET THEIR GETTING ON.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS EXACTLY MY USUAL KIND OF THING.
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silly head? karkat are you SURE you're ok?
but i mean it's nice of you to encourage people to find love. you would probably like the earth tradition of mistletoe. [KYLE NO.]
i dunno
it looks like maybe you did something fucky to your omni?
wait.
karkat did you do that thing you were trying to do? with our blood?
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WHAT IS A MISTLETOE? TELL ME EVERYTHING!!!!
YES, OF COURSE, I DID! IT WORKED REALLY WELL I THINK!!! EVERYTHING IS SO VIBRANT AND AMAZING RIGHT NOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE EVER FELT GROUCHY A DAY IN MY LIFE WHEN THE WORLD IS THIS BEAUTIFUL.
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it's a plant people hang up in december. if you stand underneath it someone is supposed to kiss you.
ok where are you?
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IS IT LIKE THE SHROOMS THAT FORCE YOU TO KISS? OR IS THIS MORE OF A TRADITIONAL THING? DOES THAT MEAN IF I HUNG A MISTLETOE OVER MY BED YOU'D BE SUBJECTED TO KISSING ME? ❤️
❤️!!!!
I SHOULD MAKE YOU FIND ME C:B LIKE HIDE AND SEEK! I LOVE THAT GAME!!! I CAN GIVE YOU RIDDLES.
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it's a tradition thing. and yeah, of course. <3
well. ok. ok, sure!
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WEST, EAST, NORTH, OR SOUTH
WHERE I'M FOUND COMES FROM THE MOUTH
HIDDEN RIGHT IN PLAIN SIGHT
BUT STARTLE ME AND I'LL TAKE FLIGHT
THIS RIDDLE SUCKS BUT YOU SHOULD ALSO BE ABLE TO FIGURE IT OUT. MAYBE. HEEHEE.
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WAIT I DON'T THINK SO ANYWAY.
TRY DRYER. ALSO FOCUS ON THE BODY PARTS HINTS!!!
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from the mouth and hidden in plain sight, huh? most be some kind of sound?
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THINK BLUNTLY. LOOK AT A MAP. PLAIN SIGHT. AND THEN A TYPE OF SOUND. COME ON, BABY, YOU GOT THIS. IF NOT, I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND END YOU.
HAHA KIDDING <3 !!
OR MAYBE I'M NOT.
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you won't end me, you like me.
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NOW, WHERE AM I IN GAZE? YOU'RE SO CLOSE.
MAYBE. BUT I AM FEELING PRETTY MISCHIEVOUS TONIGHT C:B
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you're pretty fucking cute when you're mischievous. ok i'm on my way don't run off. we can work out what happened and fix it.
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HEEHEEHEE. BUT TAG IS FUN! I'LL TRY AND SIT STILL. THERE'S NOTHING TO FIX! EVERYTHING'S PERFECT. I'M TOWARDS THE TOP. I FOUND AN EMPTY CLASSROOM. MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ME A LESSON C;B
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[Which he does, and then starts running as fast as he can up to the top floor, checking every room and interrupting several lectures. Something is WRONG and he needs to figure it out.
He opens another door, sweaty and panting.]
Karkat?
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When Kyle bursts in, Karkat jumps, dropping the chalk, and makes a noise of surprise.
The change in Karkat is immediately obvious. From his light orange skin to his somewhat red-orange hair and literal candy corn horns. The red swirls on his cheeks and, perhaps most obviously, the fact that he wasn't wearing anything from the waist down. Instead, he had on a candy corn-themed straight jacket that was long enough that it nearly reached his knees.
When he sees Kyle, Karkat presses his hands up under his cheeks and practically swoons on the spot.)
Kyle~* You came!!! (He can't seem to stop smiling.) Oh! We can finally get married!
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Karkat?
[Then he really HEARS him and his eyes go wide and his face suffuses with pink colour.]
I. What? Uhm.
You're orange.
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(He would have never seen himself as orange before, but now that he was, it felt like a good color to him. The whole world felt warm and sparkling, especially around Kyle, like there was a halo radiating from him. He holds his own face.)
You're so beautiful. Oh my glob. (He tiptoes forward, his feet dirty from having run all around Trench like a maniac. He throws his arms around Kyle, but uses the straightjacket to his advantage, letting it wrap around, locking them together.)
Let's get married. And have babies. And live happily together forever after. We can replicate every love story ever told. It will be so amazing.
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The OTHER part of Kyle is busy being emotionally pummeled in the balls because of COURSE Karkat high as a fucking kite would want to recreate a romance movie.]
Uhm. Okay, well. Okay, that... requires planning. So. How about weeeee sit down... and you can tell me all about this Omni experiment you did while Iiiiiii look up Trench wedding rituals!
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(He's practically vibrating out of his skin. And Kyle is so warm too. And soft. Holy shit. Karkat nuzzles against his shoulder.)
We can do the nude drawing scene from Titanic although I can't really draw.
(Sitting down...He shimmies against Kyle, staring up at him.)
We can't sit now. What- what do you mean Trickster Mode? It's the best thing ever! It's replicating a totally cool glitch in the game that can make you like, suuuuper powerful! (And more importantly super hyper and in love.)
We can make our own ritual.
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[That gets a surprised laugh out of him.] I can't draw either.
Trickster Mode? That's what you call it? Okay, no, that's cool! See, I just like knowing about your cool stuff. How'd you do it? Could you show me? [Yes, sneaky!]
Mm, then we definitely need to plan. So it's perfect.
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He pulls himself up Kyle like he's a tree and wraps his bare legs around Kyle's waist. He readjusts his arms to settle around Kyle's neck and he goes in for the kill, pressing a searing kiss against Kyle's mouth.
Also a deeply contagious kiss. Enjoy the conversion to Trickster Mode, Kyle.)
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Kyle kisses back... and has a moment of pure panic when he feels something CHANGE.]
...you kiss good.
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they boutta have a vegas wedding
cw: ectoplasm grossness
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