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karkat vantas ([personal profile] klawful) wrote in [community profile] deernet2021-12-01 12:52 am

🍒🍭ƎᗡOM ЯƎTꙄ⋊ƆIЯT🍭🍒 | un: carcinoGeneticist

cw: brainwashing/mental alterations/drug themes without the drugs/nsfw themes

EMERGENCY MEMO: READ THIS OR GET FUCKED


ATTENTION INFERIOR SUBCREATURES: YOU MAY BE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER. DO NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID. LET'S COLLECTIVELY HOLD OUR CHILL. I'M TRYING TO GET THIS UP AS QUICKLY AS I CAN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. I MUST BEGRUDGINGLY ADMIT THAT I HAVE MADE AN UNFORTUNATE ERROR AND Į̵̰̱̼̤̰̤̝͔̦̌͝ ̷̠̰͇͓̙̰̲̈͝M̵̱̪̈́̊̐̒A̷̡̹̩̦̱̞͓̭̐̃́͊̚Y̴̨̲̭͍̱͈̣͙͍͂́̆̆̄̆͝͠ ̶̢͈̳̲̅̇̄̄͂͜H̸̡̻̤̎̋͒͋̉͘A̸̡͇͚̮͉͙͓̳̍ͅͅV̸͎̪̆̀̃̇̏͝E̷͉̣͎͌̀̈́̚͝ ̷̲̮͍̮̮̝̌̊̋͋̎̋̇̀̄̏͜͜ͅC̴̨͓͖͍̓̉͊ͅŔ̸̛̯̻̯́̎̓͗͗̎̐͐Ē̸̢̤̄̐A̵̙̳̾̈́́̅̽̄̎̐͝T̶̡̧̧͓͚̲͉͓̔́̂̍E̷̤̻̜̫͎͍̱͔̪̊͝D̶͖̺̋̀̽͌̉͑̄̋ ̸̞͈̖̝̄̊̈̀̄̅Ȃ̴̝̱̪͙́̀̌ ̵̛̣̱̪͌̈́͐͛́͊̔̅̕V̷̤̥̯̤̏͒͗̈̿̈́̒̓Ḯ̶͔͇̭̱̥͇̞̃̀̆͝R̶͇͙͔͎̫͙̆̊̒Ú̶̡̘̣͓̩͍̙͖̓͒̇͂̓͒́̕̕S̴̪̱̠͔̭͉̖̻̉͒̆̈́̍̈́̿͘

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G̸͎̮̈́̊Ơ̴̢̯͕̤̩̦̰̟̲̆̅̅͊͗̚͝ͅD̷̠̫̺̓̓̓̔̍̆̂ ̵̠̣̖̹̼̂̒͘F̴̡̟̠̣͈͕̅͝Ụ̷̖̓̈̈́̏̍͐̅̕C̴̨̡͓̰̥͕̼̯̰̃̈́̅̒̅Ķ̴̼̂̐I̷̡̢̚Ń̸͉̟͖̜̘͚̹̓̈́͑ͅG̸̨̤̘͚̥̹̘͓̒͛̆͂̈́ ̸̢̨͎̰̳̎̐̈́͝D̷͖̬̤̭̦̀̆̅̂͊̽̽͆͂͌Å̶̙͎̹͊͛M̵̝̳̤͙̠̞̳̓̒̏Ñ̸̖̮͓̦̖͖̣̈͜͜ ̴̛̻̼̉͂͛Į̴̛͓͙̂̂̈́̓͝T̴̢̗̘̘̱̭͌͐̈́ ̸͍̚
̵͓̝͍͎͚͔͖̿̿̑͌̏͝Î̶̘͓̞̮̺̦̦̩͋̆͊͜F̷͔̹̽̏̇͊̐̉͊̕ ̸̳̟̪̮̣̀̌̃͜͝Y̶̗͚͔̦̤̤͍̩͂O̶͖͌̐͐̓̆̆͝Ȕ̸̧͍̹̫̭̤̬͆̔́̂́ ̷͚͚̖̯̠͔̲̝͈͊͜͝C̷̝͇̼̿̇̌̉̃A̶̮͔͍͙̜͉̣̗͇͒͒̾͂̒̀̎͒Ṇ̵̝͔̩̺̱̣̗̼̒̎ ̴͇̝̪̂̂̇̒́̌̌U̶̘͌̾̊̿̽͘N̷̡͚̦͈̠͗̈́̎͋͋͜͝C̵̢͖͕͕̗͠R̶̨͉̦͍̗͙̐̃̌̇̐͛̑̀͜Y̷͎̿̀͛P̶͙̙̦̯͉̩̫̙̉T̶̫̪̗̽͗̐̓̈́͗͝ ̷̢̼̦̯͛Ṫ̴̡̡͎͍̖̻͍͉̺̝͆̓̄͊̌̍̈́̾̿Ḥ̸͇͓̗̩͈̭͖́̈́̈́̓͗̎͛͝ͅǏ̸̳S̷͓͖̲̠̗̝͕̐̃̆̾̎̏ ̷̬̘̦̬̫̭̏͌̈̈́͆̇̀͊̂̚Y̶͍̤̓̾͋̾́̑̕O̶̠͖̭͍̥͊̓̂̃̇Ư̶̳̪̦̾͒̔̑͂͠ ̸̭̼̥̖̺̜̫̥̱͚̈́̿̍̒̏̅A̷̧̻̙͔̘͕̠͖̋̇R̵̛͙̘̗̣͇͐͑͊͌͒̄̈́͋͝E̷̛͚̬̙̫͎͔͕͗̅̀͗̋̑̕͜͠
̷̲͎͈̘͚͈͕̣̅̋̈́Ḭ̵̢̼̣̐͘͜͝O̵̧̤͚͚̞͉̠̯͇̩͝n̷̡̧̟̺͈͖̰̹̤͆̌͌̄͝͝͝ͅm̴̰̝͉̼̩̥̗̰̑̇͒͝f̶̮̘̻͖̙̜̻͓̙͑̃̓͂͊̀̈̚D̵͍̓͋̓̊͒͌̓͂g̷̡̰̰̪͂f̴͉̞̻̊̿̈́̿̍͊́̒͝͠k̷̝͙̇̋̾̄͂̕s̸̛͉̥̋͛͗͝͝ͅͅj̴̨̡͇̭̹̬̰̯̤̣̾̀̐̽̐ḍ̸̢̜̖̣͓̲͍̄̈̓̓̍̇̂̊́͝g̶̼̯̯͌̄́̍̔̑̉̅͝
̶̛̠̦͚̜̺͇͓͍̟͒̑͑̊́̈́̔̕͜g̷̛͈͇̱̩̩͉̿̋̒̎f̶̡̛̝̺͙̭̳̹̓͋̏̈̿̉k̶̭̺̜͍͕̈́͗̓̉̉͒͘̚̕f̶̜̖̭̞̉̐̾͠g̴̨͚͚͍̣̥̈́̏͝ͅ
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WOW!!!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!!!! HAHAHAHA. YOU WERE ALL ABOUT TO BE MADE INTO GRUBSAUCE. PRACTICALLY A ROOKIE MISTAKE THERE.

BUT FEAR NOT, YOUR COMPASSIONATE AND INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT LEADER THOUGHT ON HIS FEET AND SAVED YOU ALL FROM A CATACLYSMIC MISERY. YOU CAN THANK ME NOW. YOU ARE SO WELCOME. THE ONLY THING I ASK IN EXCHANGE FOR KEEPING YOU ALL SAFE IS YOUR ABSOLUTE LOVE AND DEVOTION TO ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ❤️

OR ELSE. HAHA!

TO COLLECTIVELY RECOVER FROM THAT SCARE, LET US RELAX WITH THE MUSIC OF A DIFFERENT, BETTER, SIMPLER TIME.

WATCH WITH ME.

NOW, IS IT ME, OR IS THIS THE BEST TIME OF YEAR FOR SLOPPY MAKE-OUT SESSIONS? WE SHOULD ALL KISS AND CHILL OUT. EVERYONE'S SO STRESSED LATELY. WE JUST NEED TO...RELAX.


(Enjoy the horrendous, squeaky music and bright flashing lights that will consume your Omni...and your brain! Welcome to Trickster Mode. If you don't fall for the first link, maybe you'll fall for the second! Either will lead to some serious brainwashing!

If you're smart, you probably won't actually open that link. To avoid Trickster Mode - that's all you gotta do! Not fall for this rookie way to get people to put viruses on their tech (and psyche).)
survivalthroughhate: ([Other 24] Smile)

Text; un: sunshine

[personal profile] survivalthroughhate 2021-12-04 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Like a fool, Maul opens up the first attachment. When this is all said and done, he's gonna hunt Karkat down and strangle him with his bare hands, but for now he's fully onboard. Just call him Strawberry Shortmaul for right now cause that's his main theme.]

You know that seemed to work wonders!! I feel better than I have in ages!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥳🥳

[Oh Lord, he's learned how to use emojis. Be afraid, everyone. Be very afraid.]
Edited 2021-12-04 09:45 (UTC)
survivalthroughhate: ([Other 21] Smirk)

[personal profile] survivalthroughhate 2021-12-08 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
OMG REALLY??? 😁😁🤩🤩

[Maul's gonna die of embarrassment when this is all through. That's how his first death comes in Trench, through sheer embarrassment at his antics in Trickster Mode.]

I'm going have to kiss EVERYONE. Starting with my boyfriend and just continuing on with all of my friends. THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!! 🎈🎆🎇✨🎉