un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

Comments

[kyley_b]

ok that's a good point. the relationship thing.


actually ok the sword thing too.

[lightthedarkness]

And! Both of them could easily carry you! [Don't ask, Kyle.]

So yes.

Both.

See? I knew you'd come around to their gorgeousness.

[kyley_b]

is that a thing for you? [He's asking.]

i mean yeah ok. the swords thing is very like... high fantasy. which is awesome.

[lightthedarkness]

Yes.

Why, Kyle-kun, looking to try and sweep me off my feet? [Kyle, you will lose this game if you play.]

Oh, so it's just a sword thing for you, then?

[kyley_b]

oh no, no, sorry, i'm seeing someone. plus i don't think i'm strong enough to impress you.

i mean, they're VERY cool. i'm sort of a dork i guess.

[lightthedarkness]

[You were wise to back down, Kyle.] Awww, that's nice. I wish you the best with them. And I mean, you don't HAVE to be able to carry me, it's just really super attractive is someone can.

They are cool, what about that makes you a dork?

[kyley_b]

thank you. i'll probably fuck it up.
yeah i guess it is.

oh, i dunno, just where i'm from it would, that's all.
can you even see the reckoning's face?

[lightthedarkness]

I mean, probably not on purpose? At least it BETTER not be on purpose, Kyle.

But open communication is key! If you feel like you're doing something wrong talk to your partner and let them know how you feel and be open to them doing the same. No one is born being perfect in a relationship.

Mistakes will happen, learning and growing from them is what's the important part!

No, but that just adds to the mystery~

[kyley_b]

oh god no. i just don't have much experience.

you sound like you know.

ahhh you like a woman of mystery, i seeeee

[lightthedarkness]

I do know, I was in a very long relationship back home. [Like literally one that will span millennia.]

And just look at it this way, lots of people are still learning how to just be themselves, imagine having to do that AND learning to be with someone else too. Of course mistakes are going to happen.

I should know, I make plenty of them.

I like men of mystery too. My fiance was very dashing and mysterious when he wanted to be.

[kyley_b]

dude, you had a fiance? that's serious shit.


if he just showed up, would you leave other people for him? i mean people might do that, right? because the other person was there first.

[lightthedarkness]

It is serious, but he's my soulmate so.

I'm not in a relationship with anyone here, though.[Usagi is a LOT of talk and no action BECAUSE she would feel REALLY bad about, well, exactly what Kyle is asking her.] So this is all... what's that word... hippanetical? No Hypno-technical? Hypnotic?

ANYWAY! It's basically not a real scenario anyway. But! Let's pretend for a moment I actually was with someone here. From the very beginning, I would have been completely open and honest about my relationship with Mamo-chan and my feelings that I still have for him.

And if Mamo-chan did come, I would explain to him my feelings, how I managed to move into a relationship, and then work towards something where everyone is on the same page and we can come to a decision of some sort. [Polyamory, most likely. Plus, Mamoru is very used to Usagi getting kissed ALL THE TIME by people not him.]

But I'm not in a relationship, no one is actually interested in me, and Mamoru isn't here.

But I have EYES, I'm very capable of acknowledging gorgeous beings.

[kyley_b]

hypothetical, yeah.

i see. that's really mature of you, you know that?

yeah, no harm in looking.

[lightthedarkness]

THAT! Yes, thank you. That word you said.

Well, I may not be a lot of smart things, but I do try to be that, mature I mean. At least when it comes to other people's feelings and emotions.

Or complimenting.

[kyley_b]

for what it's worth, i think you're plenty smart.

yeah! if for some reason i ever wind up talking to either the doorway or the reckoning, i'll put in a good word. ;)

[lightthedarkness]

I'm not, but it's sweet of you to say.

Heee, well, thank you. I don't know that they'd CARE but I'm not about to turn down a lovely lady coming to say hi to me.

[kyley_b]

trust me - i know dumb, and you're not it.

see? smart.

[lightthedarkness]

Literally, every test and teacher I've taken or had will happily tell you how wrong you are.

[kyley_b]

there's different kinds of smart.

[lightthedarkness]

Really, Kyle-kun, it's okay. I'm aware and have accepted that I'm all sorts of dumb.

[kyley_b]

well, i don't accept that cos i see it differently.

and hey. thanks for talking to me about the hypothetical romance stuff. it means a lot.

[lightthedarkness]

[She's of the firm belief he's the only one, or just being REALLY nice to her at the moment.]

I mean, sure, any time. I love talking about romances.

Though, I don't know how it helped?

[kyley_b]

it helped because i worry a lot, and you have a more informed perspective that helps me consider things differently than i might otherwise.

[lightthedarkness]

Oh. Um, okay then. Glad I could help. If you need to talk more, just give me a call.