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un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy
Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.
But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.
I call dibs on the raven dude.
cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.
But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.
I call dibs on the raven dude.
cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.
text; UN: TripleJ
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text; username: grollschwert
Wouldn't be my first option to seek communion with all of them, but hey, do you.
Anyone would know where to put your dick into the bird god, it'd be Never Mind himself.
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It doesn't seem like it would be that complex. Birds have straightforward anatomy. Though he might have a bit more creativity given the whole monstrous aspect. I have some theories going but will have to confirm through trial and error.
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text; un: tabris
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Most kinks and fetishes can be linked back to various forms of trauma or psychologically-based issues and people are just working out their problems in a way that makes them feel both vulnerable and validated.
The phrasing of your question implies that you are not a human. What are you then?
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not here
text; un: old_man (oh no he really did it)
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Text UN: blackmoths (I am so sorry)
Would you kindly keep your vulgar thoughts to yourself? I don't think a single person here is interested in reading about your perverse interests.
never apologize for being perfect
In my defense, my perverse interests are incredibly marketable and successful so I'll have to argue with that point.
<333
Re: <333
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god i am so sorry luci
lmao he's perfect, bless this thread
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Video; UN: Cuddlebunny
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Have you had any success in making some moves there?
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un: grollschwert
UN: Cuddlebunny
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text | un: TripleJ
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text; un: liontamer
second, preeeetty sure there would be pthumerian fucking even if our blood wasn't messed with.
third, and most importantly - dibs on Lady Bop, assuming she's down.
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You are absolutely right. I can testify to that.
Is that the worm creature at that dope club? That's disgusting. I fucking love it.
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text; un: givemeyourown
[This is the most exquisite kind of lie, the literally impossible one.]
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missing comma intentional
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What the hell??
Why??????? ]
Do you mean Never Mind? The Pthumerian?????
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Yeah. The babe.
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text; un: deku
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video; un impala67
Or maybe he should've directed Sam to this, that's really more Sam's schtick than Dean's, though does banging an angel count? meh. semantics. ]
Pretty sure the whole squid thing is EXACTLY so we can fuck the monsters.
You know, "Happy birthday, enjoy some tentadick~~"
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Re: Not here
video hoozah
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text; un: doublehedgedsword
uhhh i hope not
some of us already got enough monster going on above and beyond that whole donked squid junk
plus since when does anyone need their guts rearranged to date someone that isn't human??
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I have a medical condition and need the rearrangement or else I die.
(He's such an asshole, please ignore him.)
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text; un: wulala
But that's sure what happened.
Oh boy.
He shouldn't respond
He can't help himself ]
You think that we got the new blood and stuff so we can
have sex with monsters?!?!????????????
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(This poor dude. Sorry, Wu. Dirk's going for the throat.)
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Text | UN: ClickClickBloom
THAT'S MY UNCLE AND HE'S NOT A MONSTER!
PLUS HE'S NOT A RAVEN HE'S A CROW!
BUT IF YOU'RE INTERESTED I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO HIM
BUT I THINK HE'S ALREADY INTERESTED IN A BLIND DUDE
[Ruby is referring to someone else entirely]
text; un: givemeyourown
I'm flattered but also concerned. Does he show his affection with phonebooks too?
[He's certain it's another blind dude but he's also in a Mood right now.]
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text | un: diggs
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un: trienemybest; text
So pretty sure dibs have already been called?
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Maybe they are looking for a third to spice up their sex lives. You never know.
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text; un:mako
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What are the other four reasons?
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i love u
gift just for u
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text | un: diggs
You mean you actually--
People actually--
PEOPLE REALLY?
[Guess which fifteen year old just understood the concept of monsterfucking.]
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Absolutely. It's practically a lifestyle.
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text | un: quibbler
Text UN: ClickClickBloom
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@quibbler @ClickClickBloom, text; un: givemeyourown
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Voice; un: ...
[Deadpan. Why were humans like this?]
Voice;
(Have a Texan drawl that sounds all too pleased with himself.)
Voice;
Re: Voice;
Voice;
Re: Voice;
Voice;
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[Text][UN:A_Wesker013] [Forward dated to December 5th]
Good things rarely happen when lesser beings couple with gods.
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What makes you believe I am a lesser being? I'm technically a god too. I hardly consider that lesser.
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Re: [text]
Re: [text][CW: Misanthropy, aka Wesker being Wesker]
Re: [text][CW: nsfw jokes because dirk's dirk]
Re: [text][What a pair they make...]
[text][they are BONDING...]
[text][Bonding like potassium and water...]
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Text - UN: CentaursTesticle
D --> Why would we fornicate with the monsters
D --> What mad revelry and shenanigan is this
D --> I require a towel
[Ironically, he remembered who this was, but any thought about what that meant was lost in the whole monster fucking thing.]
Re: Text - UN: CentaursTesticle
Oh shit. Sup dude. I used your corpse for a prototype.
C'mon, man. You of all people gotta know why we'd fornicate with monsters.
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