un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

Comments

[unsheathedfromreality]

Sometimes it's like that with sex.

And sometimes people are attracted to creatures of great power and danger without getting bored first. Being vulnerable to something that could easily kill you and coming [eheheh] out alive is its own thrill.

[peripheries]

I think you just have weird hang-ups old man.

[unsheathedfromreality]

We all do, little bird.

What do you think we should be doing instead?

[peripheries]

How should I know? Bother me less?

[unsheathedfromreality]

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

[Yes, he actually had it transcribe him going hm.]

No.

[peripheries]

UGH.

[unsheathedfromreality]

[For once, Illarion will NOT keep bothering Kaworu.

Behold his magnanimity.

Oh wait but actually:]

🙂

[There. Now he's done.

Dirk has unleashed a monster.]

[peripheries]

This is why no one likes adults.

[unsheathedfromreality]

Indeed. Not even other adults.

We absolutely cannot stand each other. How we get together to form the next generation of impertinent children is a real mystery.

[peripheries]

I Don't want to hear about the answer!!

[unsheathedfromreality]

Then why ask so many questions?

[peripheries]

Because you're bothering me!

[unsheathedfromreality]

[Kaworu.

Kaworu, child.

How does that make any sense.

Illarion merely shakes his head at his Omni, smiling to himself.]

Don't stay up too late being bothered, in that case. Breakfast's at the usual time.

[peripheries]

I hate breakfast.

[Whine, whine. Breakfast does usually involve a lot of complaining and gagging but it's a thing that can be done with others. BUT LET HIM SULK OKAY.]

[unsheathedfromreality]

You'd hate starving to death a lot more.

[He's dealt with picky eaters before but this is ridiculous outside his realm of experience.

He'll have to ask what they fed the kid back home sometime when he's not sulking.]

cw: medical

[peripheries]

It hasn't happened yet. Even without your bothering.

[LOTS OF INTRAVENOUS FEEDING BAY-BEE]

kaworu you absolute lab experiment 8(

[unsheathedfromreality]

Do you count putting food right in front of you as "bothering"?

8(

[peripheries]

Yes.

the old man cares about u regardless

[unsheathedfromreality]

Am I the only one bothering you that way?

[He's pretty sure not, but this is about elaborating a point.]

good, also i had to color this icon for this response

[peripheries]

...You do it the most

i love it (also look at this hungry baby bird)

[unsheathedfromreality]

So if I stopped, how often would you eat?

[peripheries]

Whenever I felt the need.

[unsheathedfromreality]

Which is as often as you're hungry, or as often as you think you should be hungry given you hate eating?

[peripheries]

Does it matter?

[unsheathedfromreality]

Yes.