un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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[unsheathedfromreality]

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

[Yes, he actually had it transcribe him going hm.]

No.

[peripheries]

UGH.

[unsheathedfromreality]

[For once, Illarion will NOT keep bothering Kaworu.

Behold his magnanimity.

Oh wait but actually:]

🙂

[There. Now he's done.

Dirk has unleashed a monster.]

[peripheries]

This is why no one likes adults.

[unsheathedfromreality]

Indeed. Not even other adults.

We absolutely cannot stand each other. How we get together to form the next generation of impertinent children is a real mystery.

[peripheries]

I Don't want to hear about the answer!!

[unsheathedfromreality]

Then why ask so many questions?

[peripheries]

Because you're bothering me!

[unsheathedfromreality]

[Kaworu.

Kaworu, child.

How does that make any sense.

Illarion merely shakes his head at his Omni, smiling to himself.]

Don't stay up too late being bothered, in that case. Breakfast's at the usual time.

[peripheries]

I hate breakfast.

[Whine, whine. Breakfast does usually involve a lot of complaining and gagging but it's a thing that can be done with others. BUT LET HIM SULK OKAY.]

[unsheathedfromreality]

You'd hate starving to death a lot more.

[He's dealt with picky eaters before but this is ridiculous outside his realm of experience.

He'll have to ask what they fed the kid back home sometime when he's not sulking.]

cw: medical

[peripheries]

It hasn't happened yet. Even without your bothering.

[LOTS OF INTRAVENOUS FEEDING BAY-BEE]

kaworu you absolute lab experiment 8(

[unsheathedfromreality]

Do you count putting food right in front of you as "bothering"?

8(

[peripheries]

Yes.

the old man cares about u regardless

[unsheathedfromreality]

Am I the only one bothering you that way?

[He's pretty sure not, but this is about elaborating a point.]

good, also i had to color this icon for this response

[peripheries]

...You do it the most

i love it (also look at this hungry baby bird)

[unsheathedfromreality]

So if I stopped, how often would you eat?

[peripheries]

Whenever I felt the need.

[unsheathedfromreality]

Which is as often as you're hungry, or as often as you think you should be hungry given you hate eating?

[peripheries]

Does it matter?

[unsheathedfromreality]

Yes.

[peripheries]

It does not.

[unsheathedfromreality]

Are the answers different?

[kaworu are you ignoring being hungry]

[peripheries]

I don't know.

[unsheathedfromreality]

Then humor me in bothering you.

Or we can do an experiment and find out if I don't have to.