un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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text; UN: TripleJ

[kyley_b]

he probably has a cloaca, you know that right?

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[givehead]

Is that supposed to deter me?

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[kyley_b]

no i just hate the idea of someone like not knowing and reacting really rudely.

so as long as you're cool with it, good luck to you. i think he's married or something but i guess it might not matter.

[givehead]

Honorable concern, but I do believe the point of monster fucking is the appeal of non-familiar genitalia and bodies. I don't think most people would approach a werewolf expecting to be plowed by your standard set-up. Seems counterproductive to the point.

Maybe their concept of loyalty errs more on the side of polyamory.

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[hauntedsavior]

God.
Wouldn't be my first option to seek communion with all of them, but hey, do you.
Anyone would know where to put your dick into the bird god, it'd be Never Mind himself.

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[peripheries]

why are humans like this????

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[givehead]

What would your first option be?

It doesn't seem like it would be that complex. Birds have straightforward anatomy. Though he might have a bit more creativity given the whole monstrous aspect. I have some theories going but will have to confirm through trial and error.

[givehead]

Sexuality is an overly complicated subject among the human race and we wind up repressing most of our basic urges which can manifest as hypersexuality fixated on seemingly unusual sources.

Most kinks and fetishes can be linked back to various forms of trauma or psychologically-based issues and people are just working out their problems in a way that makes them feel both vulnerable and validated.

The phrasing of your question implies that you are not a human. What are you then?

[kyley_b]

must we use the term "monster fucking"? just because someone isn't human doesn't mean they're a monster.

probably.

[hauntedsavior]

Talk with them? Ask them questions about their whole deal?
I don't know, maybe I'm just not as ready to explore new holes as all you younglings are.
Especially not cloacae.
I'm sure you'll get a couple takers on that research project, though.

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[blackmothwings]

[Wow. Just... wow.]

Would you kindly keep your vulgar thoughts to yourself? I don't think a single person here is interested in reading about your perverse interests.

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[lightthedarkness]

Doorway and The Reckoning are hot, it's true.

[givehead]

Sure. Let's humor that. Would you prefer the term "cross-species relations" or is that a little too close to bestiality? Do you have any better terms to use for wanting to dick down with something that isn't like you?

You gotta admit there's some natural depravity there.

[givehead]

Got it. I'll shoot the dude a text like, "Hey man, I know we don't know each other, but if I were to put a dick consensually in your body, where would it go?"

I'm doing it in the name of scientific research. Also, it's my birthday.

No doubt on that front. I would say you'd be surprised by what people wanna bang down with, but if you have any exposure to the internet, you shouldn't be that surprised.

never apologize for being perfect

[givehead]

Oh shit. I am so fucking sorry I will make sure to censor myself this point out.

In my defense, my perverse interests are incredibly marketable and successful so I'll have to argue with that point.

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[givehead]

I'm more of a man's man myself, but I respect an equal opportunity monster fucker. They seem like top-notch ladies for those who swing that way.

Have you had any success in making some moves there?

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[chickenchoicejudy]

first off, congrats on the big 2-1 my dude - American, right? weird they don't let you drink sooner than that.

second, preeeetty sure there would be pthumerian fucking even if our blood wasn't messed with.

third, and most importantly - dibs on Lady Bop, assuming she's down.

[peripheries]

Humans are easily influenced by their pasts, yes.

[He knows, okay! It's not like he's a kid and you have to explain it or anything!]

I am not. Humans put me in this form that looks like their own but it's not what I am. I am an Angel.

[kyley_b]

ok i absolutely did not think of bestiality NO until you said it. i dunno i'm just saying people aren't monsters just for not being human, that's all. some of them are really sweet and good and wonderful.

why is that depraved? lots of people dabble in non monogamy.

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[lightthedarkness]

Oh, I swing both ways myself! ☆ *: .｡. o (≧ ▽ ≦) o .｡.: * ☆ [Usagi has never once experienced bi-panic, she discovered her bisexuality and went "mm yes, good." ]

Oh, no, I've never talked to them... whiiiich is actually a real pity now that I think about it. I talk to Moon Presence all the time though.

[hauntedsavior]

Happy birthday. Hope you get to bone down hard.
You could always just walk into the library and do it. Don't know if birds can use phones.
Plus he definitely already knows who you are. Dude knows everything.
Yes, even why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Also I am actively a robot, who has had sex while being a robot. I am living the internet.

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[givehead]

Thanks, man. Kind of, yeah. I wasn't exactly held by traditional American laws when I come from though so I think at this point it's more of a sentimental idea than anything legally based.

You are absolutely right. I can testify to that.

Is that the worm creature at that dope club? That's disgusting. I fucking love it.

[givehead]

Oh man. You totally fuck a monster on the regular, don't you? Monster's just a word. Doesn't have to mean bad.

I meant more the monster fucking than the polygamy. Ain't nothing wrong with consensual polyamory. I think most psychologists would argue there is something inherently depraved in wanting to fuck something that's not your own species.

[givehead]

Thank you. Me too. It would be a dream come true.

Intelligence is attractive. I usually go for the stupid ones, but it could be fun to have the intellectual challenge for once.

That's fucking awesome. Robots are great for sex. Everyone knows that. Congratulations on being superior to 90% of the people you meet.

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[kyley_b]

for seriously?