un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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[givehead]

Congratulations on being in the cool kids club.

Moon Presence seems cool. Everyone loves a good tentacle.

[lightthedarkness]

We should get jackets! Oh! I can design them!

She is cool, she's so nice too! [Usagi isn't touching the tentacle remark, well aware that pleeeenty of anime would agree with him.]

[givehead]

Fuck yeah we should. Mine needs to have orange accents. Yours can have whatever other color you want.

I'll have to hit her up sometime. She didn't seem like much of a conversationalist from what I've seen from her, but maybe I judged too quickly.

[lightthedarkness]

Orange accents, you got it. It can be a belated birthday present! Mine will be pink!

Oh, no, she absolutely is. You just have to be good at listening and go slow. She dealt with a LOT ages ago.

[givehead]

Word? You're an absolute doll. Got a name?

Pink is fucking awesome. That was my best friend's favorite.

I can listen. Some creatures are worth the patience. I'll chill out on a hill or something and play her some sick beats. Think she'd like that? Everyone likes sick beats.

[lightthedarkness]

Usagi Tsukino! What's yours?

Pink IS awesome! Pink, blue, and white are my favorite colors.

Who doesn't like good music? OH OH OH! Flowers, she loves flowers and food. We have so much of the same taste, I don't know if white roses are HER favorite (they're certainly mine) but she left them all over people's houses back in September if you left her a gift! She's super sweet like that. And really supportive.

[givehead]

Dirk Strider. Pleased to meet you.

Those are some solid color combos. Crisp.

Flowers and music, you got it. Sounds like she's a classic lady. That's cute. Is there a prime spot to meet her or does she just do the floating thing wherever and whenever?

[lightthedarkness]

Happy birthday, Dirk-san! Nice to meet you too!

Thank you! I'm pretty fond of them myself!

She is a classy lady, which is why she is to be treated right. As for prime spot? Eeeeh that's sorta wherever, prime TIME though is obviously nighttime, full moon for full romance.

[givehead]

(Holy. Shit. Did he just get called Dirk-san unironically?

Give him a moment here.)

Yo, I'm just gonna put this out here right now, but if anyone ever fucks with you, let me know.

(He needs to die for the people who refer to him this way.)

That makes sense. Moon Presence is right in the name. Sweet. I'll get everything set up and get my monster mediation on.

[lightthedarkness]

Awww thank you Dirk-san! That's so sweet of you! If you ever need any help, let me know, okay!

Good luck! Let me know how it goes, kay? I mean, if she doesn't tell me first!

[givehead]

Thanks, darlin. I will.

I will keep you updated on the Moon Front.

[lightthedarkness]

I'll get the jacket to you soon!