un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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[givehead]

(Holy. Shit. Did he just get called Dirk-san unironically?

Give him a moment here.)

Yo, I'm just gonna put this out here right now, but if anyone ever fucks with you, let me know.

(He needs to die for the people who refer to him this way.)

That makes sense. Moon Presence is right in the name. Sweet. I'll get everything set up and get my monster mediation on.

[lightthedarkness]

Awww thank you Dirk-san! That's so sweet of you! If you ever need any help, let me know, okay!

Good luck! Let me know how it goes, kay? I mean, if she doesn't tell me first!

[givehead]

Thanks, darlin. I will.

I will keep you updated on the Moon Front.

[lightthedarkness]

I'll get the jacket to you soon!