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Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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Absolutely. What else would we have the new blood for? We have been primed to fuck and mate with the gods here and I think that is beautiful.

(This poor dude. Sorry, Wu. Dirk's going for the throat.)

Is that beautiful??????

I mean do whatever you want to do but I have no interest in having sex with monsters!!!! Or the Pthmerians!!!!!! I have a boyfriend!!!!!

[ the best use of "I have a boyfriend" tbh ]

I don't know what we got the new blood for but I didn't think this????

I haven't been approached by any monsters
If we were here to have sex with monsters wouldn't we be approached by monsters???

Obviously you haven't been approached.

You have a boyfriend.

Do you think that's why????

[ Well that would certainly explain it! Maybe all the monsters are just... respectful of their relationship ]

Yup. Absolutely, that's it. That's the only reason monsters haven't been shoving down your door.

It is not!!!! I asked Ryan and no monsters have flirted with him either.

He also has a boyfriend.

Well yes but he's not here!!!!!

Yeah, but he talks about him enough, they have to know. Ryan's not a good source.

Well!!!!!
Boy most of my friends are in relationships

I will find a single person! And ask them!

Ask Manabu. He's not dating anyone.

I will!!!!!!!!!!!

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Manabu said no :( :(

I'm so confused Mako who are they hitting on????

Wu, they're probably not hitting on anybody. Just to be clear. This is a completely unsubstantiated theory from a person none of us have ever met and who just got here. I'm teasing you.

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Sure, why not? Cross-species relationships can be extremely successful and often help to provide a sense of union between conflicting people.

That and it's just downright sexy sometimes.

Congratulations. I'm single and ready to mingle. Is your boyfriend hot?

How do you know? Maybe we're meant to create a super blood race or something. Maybe you THINK you haven't been approached by any monsters, but maybe one is secretly pining for you, figuring out the best way and time to approach.

Possibly. But also it could be one of those kinky hentai situations where we have to blindly walk into a bunch of sex pollen and beg for it then suddenly there are monsters coming down from above all, "We are here to release you from your suffering. By fucking you. All shall be well."

God, that would be so fucking cool.

I guess!!!! My world doesn't really have different species? Except animals. And Spirits, and I don't know if anyone tried to have relationships like that with Spirits???

But I guess if everyone can consent that's fine.....

[ He has some Things to think about ]

Thank you!!! He is very hot.

[ And he doesn't even consider that maybe Dirk would want to flirt with him? He's taken. Wu doesn't know about polygamy. He's going to learn so much ]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Maybe????????
I really don't hang out with any monsters very much???

Is that a thing??

[ Aaand now he's looking up hentai brb

Oh no. He's not going to text about that. He's going to spend a long time thinking about it, though. This is all very new. ]

I was the only human male back on my world. Then when I finally got to a point of meeting others, there were aliens and there were successful relationships. I guess when your options are that limited people stop caring about the differences quickly.

Nice.

(Truthfully, Dirk's not into polygamy either, but he's also not looking to date, so his idea here is far more casual in nature.)

Are you hot?

(There we have it.)

Dude, you totally should. They can be a fucking riot. I guess "monster" is a general term here, but non-humanoids, in general, are great.

Absolutely it's a thing. I have written so many fics about it.

Well that makes sense
I guess that's seems different than monsters?
But you're right! What is a monster? I have friends here who aren't human, but I don't consider them to be monsters.
Monsters are big and have teeth and claws and are really scary

Maybe?
I don't know anymore.

But I would never call my friends monsters, no matter what they look like

[ Oh, well. Wu flushes hot at just being asked. Is he? Does he think he's hot? ]

Mako thinks so.

You're a writer?

I get your point, actually, but I would play the devil's advocate and suggest the possibility of "monster" being a preferred term for some creatures in a non-negative way. If you think about it, people tend to only refer to monsters if they don't understand what they are looking at and feel fear.

What if they wanted to be called a monster?

Then you probably are.

I've dabbled in it, yeah. I enjoy producing lewd content. It's fun. I wouldn't say it's my defining hobby though.

You think so????
I guess that makes sense!!!
I mean if a friend asked me to call them a monster I would
But not in a "I'm a monster!" kind of way but in a "I'm a monster" kind of way
You get it??
Maybe
This is hard over text

Oh wow
That's pretty cool
But be careful a lot of people here are [ prudes ] not used to that kind of thing

Sure, why not. Language is flexible and changes all of the time. Yes, I get it, don't worry.

You're right. It is extremely cool. I will have to replicate a porno site here.

They will live. Sex is a natural part of life and eventually, people just need to get over it and learn to scroll past things they don't want to see. It's a good skill to learn if people want to be on the internet. That's why tags and warnings exist.

I guess it does, doesn't it?

That's
well
Tell me if you do

[ he's curious, so sue him ]

Well I sort of showed them something that they thought was porn but it wasn't porn!!!! It's art!!!
It's just art that's a little ummmmm ahead of its time for a lot of people here
A lot of us are from worlds where phones and the internet don't exist

Will do. Everyone needs porn sometimes. It can be great for inspiration.

Do you have some kinks or something?

(This is totally normal conversation to have with a near stranger.)

Art and porn blur a fine line. People only call art porn when it makes them feel tingly or scandalized.

[ A totally normal conversation. Wu does have to look up "kinks" too, since he's pretty sure it doesn't mean what he thinks it means in this context, and learns even more.

Dirk is really opening up his eyes. ]

I don't think so???? I don't know!
Do you?

Yeah exactly!!!!! Or when it has boys kissing in it. But maybe we can open up people's eyes. We're putting on the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Raccoon Room, and I think some people here might not be suuuper okay with it. But, hey! I think it'll be a good show.

(Wu deserves to see the world for what it is, as far as Dirk is concerned.)

Everyone has at least one kink.

Dude, I have so many. I once made an entire excel spreadsheet for all of them.

Yeah, people really do not like the Gays™ in past worlds. Oh, word? That's cool. Do you have hot dudes playing Rocky?