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[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

Comments

[royalfling]

You think so????
I guess that makes sense!!!
I mean if a friend asked me to call them a monster I would
But not in a "I'm a monster!" kind of way but in a "I'm a monster" kind of way
You get it??
Maybe
This is hard over text

Oh wow
That's pretty cool
But be careful a lot of people here are [ prudes ] not used to that kind of thing

[givehead]

Sure, why not. Language is flexible and changes all of the time. Yes, I get it, don't worry.

You're right. It is extremely cool. I will have to replicate a porno site here.

They will live. Sex is a natural part of life and eventually, people just need to get over it and learn to scroll past things they don't want to see. It's a good skill to learn if people want to be on the internet. That's why tags and warnings exist.

[royalfling]

I guess it does, doesn't it?

That's
well
Tell me if you do

[ he's curious, so sue him ]

Well I sort of showed them something that they thought was porn but it wasn't porn!!!! It's art!!!
It's just art that's a little ummmmm ahead of its time for a lot of people here
A lot of us are from worlds where phones and the internet don't exist

[givehead]

Will do. Everyone needs porn sometimes. It can be great for inspiration.

Do you have some kinks or something?

(This is totally normal conversation to have with a near stranger.)

Art and porn blur a fine line. People only call art porn when it makes them feel tingly or scandalized.

[royalfling]

[ A totally normal conversation. Wu does have to look up "kinks" too, since he's pretty sure it doesn't mean what he thinks it means in this context, and learns even more.

Dirk is really opening up his eyes. ]

I don't think so???? I don't know!
Do you?

Yeah exactly!!!!! Or when it has boys kissing in it. But maybe we can open up people's eyes. We're putting on the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Raccoon Room, and I think some people here might not be suuuper okay with it. But, hey! I think it'll be a good show.

[givehead]

(Wu deserves to see the world for what it is, as far as Dirk is concerned.)

Everyone has at least one kink.

Dude, I have so many. I once made an entire excel spreadsheet for all of them.

Yeah, people really do not like the Gays™ in past worlds. Oh, word? That's cool. Do you have hot dudes playing Rocky?

[royalfling]

[ What is an excel spreadsheet????

That one makes less sense when he looks it up, and doesn't seem to be about sex? Disappointing. ]

Well I guess I'll have to see and find out what my kink is!!!!!!

[ And what Mako's are... ]

Yeah!! Shiro's playing Rocky. He's
Well
He's gorgeous
And really shy
I'm actually amazed that Bolin convinced him to play Rocky!!!

[givehead]

Let me know if you ever need any help in discovering that part of yourself ;)

Shy guys are cute. I'll have to stop by and check the show out then.

[royalfling]

[ Oh boy. He's blushing again, furiously, because this time, he couldn't really read it any other way.

He has so much to think about ]

You should!!! The Raccoon Room, in Cellar Door. Shows every Thursday through Sunday night! First drink's on the house.

[ Okay, it normally isn't, but he wants to impress his new friend, okay? ]