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Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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[It took him a moment. Congratulations, he was back to growling almost constantly.]

I hate you. Things were far more peaceful without you meddling.

Love you too, Savvy-kun.

That's literally not possible. You hated me a month ago.

Ooooh ho ho no no no. [She laughs.] No, Savage, trust me when I say, I did not hate you.

[It may be a bit of a cliche, but if she hated him, he'd be dead.]

I was angry with you, certainly. But not hate.

Fine. You were angry with me a month ago, and it was quieter in my life for that.

[Still, he did need people like her to push him around. If he had people like her around more often, he might even recognized she was doing this to help not harm or annoy him.]

Probably way less fun, though.

Oh, wait, you hate fun. I forgot.

Oh well, I'll forget that again, honestly.

How are you the worst but still cheerful about it?

It's a gift.

It sounds like a curse.

Only to those I use it on~

That's full truth there.

Oh [She laughs] no, not really. You've barely scratched the surface about me.

To be fair, your brother barely knows EITHER, so. [Most of their conversations tend to BE about Maul and his problems or relationships. It's only recently that Maul's realized that.]

That's because brother asks many things of people but usually not their life story.

[Savage was used to Maul taking up most of the air in a room. He didn't mind for he knew his brother meant well for them both.

Of course, this was neither the time nor place for him to be digging at her life story either. He wasn't certain he wanted to know. Asking meant possible answers and answers might mean he understood her better and thus might not hate her like everyone else.

Maybe just one question.]

Are you one of those herbivores or are you an omnivore?

Mnn. [He's not wrong, but it's not on her to point it out to Maul. Maul "taking up most of the air in a room" is dead accurate, though.]

Uuuh, I definitely eat meat? Like, a lot? Or is this code for something else?

[Savage may be all for Maul, but they are still brothers. He's well within his rights to snarl if Maul was getting too full in the head.]

I don't think I could ever develop any affinity towards you if you were a vegetarian.

[He was ignoring the fact that yes, everyone else would probably go to the gutter with that one.]

Then when I bring the clothes over for you to try on, I'll bring like, meat buns with me to share.

My armour is fine and it's all I need. [He already knew she wasn't going to take no for an answer.] Is that meat wrapped in more meat to look bun-like?

It isn't.

But OH MY GOSH! That is a FABULOUS IDEA! I want one now!

[Savage, you need to understand, shopping ranks FOURTH on Usagi's list of hobbies. EATING is first.]

Don't be so convinced.

I've made one before. I think you would need it cooked.

[He ate things as he caught them, so cooking wasn't always a factor he decided to do all the time.]

If you give Mako-chan the recipe, she can make it!

I don't think the spices we would use exist here.

Well, just describe what they should be like, there's probably something that taste the same.

I guess I can explore the markets and see if I can find some of them or a substitute.

We can explore together if you like?

You want... to go to the market with me?

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