un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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i am so sorry for how brutal this actually turned out omg also i lied 2/3

[givehead]

(But then it dies out almost immediately. There was no point in it. Timelines were weird and they were clearly on some doomed variation.)

Dave is literally the coolest person alive. Well, after me, obviously, but that's a given.

Yo.

I feel like I have to put it out there that if you hurt Karkat, I have to absolutely destroy you on behalf of Dave's honor. Not to be that guy, but that's my bro's boyfriend and if you're going to be dating him while he's on this timeline, you need to treat him with absolute respect and literally nothing else. Which clearly you already are since you're adamantly defending getting down on that troll pussy.

I would literally snap reality in half for my brother to be with his boyfriend and I want you to understand that from the bottom of my fucking heart. They are OTP status and I will both support you in making Karkat happy in Dave's place but also assure you that you will never be as good for Karkat as Dave is. Never. I can literally rip your soul out of your body and I won't think twice about it.