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[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

Comments

[givehead]

For you, maybe.

That could happen with non-gods too, you know. There are plenty of powerful and crazy bastards in the universe and not all of them are technical gods but could do just as much damage. Historically speaking, people have done batshit crazy things for the royalty they fell in love with. I barely see a difference.

Besides, it seems somewhat callous to restrict powerful beings from finding the chance to fall in love. Not even from the perspective of these gods alone, but is it really fair to imply that anything that powerful should indefinitely be alone just because you want a city to be theoretically safe?

The exact opposite could happen too. What if someone fell in love with one of these gods and made them feel so good that they permanently protected the city and granted everyone with crazy cool good things?

(He will NOT. He IS a world-altering spirit, damn it.)

1. I could come back to life prior to this new blood shit so that's not even an improvement on my end.

2. Good to know. Seems like the moon is good for that stuff too.

The other two seem reasonable enough but also like we can have an open understanding of what the blood may mean to us individually.

[arclightning]

[ It sure would be cool if all of that didn't hit SO CLOSE TO HOME AND YET. And yet. Mako winces just reading it, entirely too familiar with what happens when you date and subsequently break up with people with too much power, especially royalty. ]

I'm not saying any of that. I'm just saying, maybe don't go chasing after them when it's possible the consequences outweigh some weird whim.

Anyway. That's why they're plausible theories and not actual answers. We don't know. We don't know anything.

i love u

[givehead]

We cannot properly determine the statistical outcome of impulsive romance or sexual exploits. I have tried and it's worthless.

If it makes you feel better, I'm mostly joking. Although I might do it at this point out of spite.

Theories are all well and good but how long have ya'll been here to study these theories?

gift just for u

[arclightning]

Not nearly long enough. A few months. There's a lot of research already, this group isn't the first, but I haven't found any explanations and everything that gets close gets kind of

Weirdly incomprehensible.

[ Translation: Mako's definitely not a scholar ]

Just don't say you didn't know what was coming when a god decides to level your block in revenge.

[givehead]

Then there is still plenty of research to do. I will look into the situation of any ritualistic orgies this place definitely hosts. I'll take one for the team and report back on my findings.

Eh. It could be worse.

[arclightning]

[ Ritualistic

oh. Right. They're talking about— ]

Right

Yeah you

do that.

[ What's the right thing to sign this off with?? What does he even say to that? ]

Don't have too much fun

[ Probably not that! ]

[givehead]

I cannot promise that, sorry.

[arclightning]

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