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[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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i love u

[givehead]

We cannot properly determine the statistical outcome of impulsive romance or sexual exploits. I have tried and it's worthless.

If it makes you feel better, I'm mostly joking. Although I might do it at this point out of spite.

Theories are all well and good but how long have ya'll been here to study these theories?

gift just for u

[arclightning]

Not nearly long enough. A few months. There's a lot of research already, this group isn't the first, but I haven't found any explanations and everything that gets close gets kind of

Weirdly incomprehensible.

[ Translation: Mako's definitely not a scholar ]

Just don't say you didn't know what was coming when a god decides to level your block in revenge.

[givehead]

Then there is still plenty of research to do. I will look into the situation of any ritualistic orgies this place definitely hosts. I'll take one for the team and report back on my findings.

Eh. It could be worse.

[arclightning]

[ Ritualistic

oh. Right. They're talking about— ]

Right

Yeah you

do that.

[ What's the right thing to sign this off with?? What does he even say to that? ]

Don't have too much fun

[ Probably not that! ]

[givehead]

I cannot promise that, sorry.

[arclightning]

[ a u g h ]